Streaming Porn Service Blasts the PS3

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I don't think 'blast' is the best word to use here. :P

Anyway, I'm not sure how many people will actually pay for porn. And I'd be a bit freaked out if I was playing a friends PS3 and they say, "You know that controller? it's had my sticky cum hands on it!"
I'd hope they wouldn't say that, but if I saw that on their PS3 I'd probably drop the controller faster than a hot potato.

Oh well. I suppose it's better than all those virus-riddled porn sites.

RaNDM G:
Fox News is going to jump all over this.

"And today's headline: Are our children being encouraged to play porn in their nintendos?"

DVS BSTrD:
That's Sony for ya! Always looking for new ways to give it's customers the shaft!

I don't think it's them giving us the shaft. That would imply giving us the bad end of a dea...

*Narrows eyes*

Oh, I see what you did there.

Well you can't beat a classic

But you can beat your meat on some lovely rethinking of it. Ah yes coming in the wind ;)

Anyhow so porn on the PS3.. why not!

Sooooooooooooo Sony absolutely refuses to allow it's players to join in the Mass Effect 3 promotional weekends and get the rewards (>.> still waiting on Raptor and hoping that Resurgence packs will actually come out...but that's beside the point), but they're now more than happy to sell their players porn?

Edit: PS, my Captcha was "Lickety-Split"

And so, again,

Wait no seriously? There's going to be an actual program like the Netflix app for this or did the porn site just optimize their site for the ps3s web browser? If its the former we as a gaming community are going to get soooo much crap for this.

Well this is interesting. Why not, though, I guess some gamers would like to watch porn from the comfort of their PS3. May as well branch out to all entertainment.

But I have to agree with the, "But there's FREE porn out there".

Double Post, ignore.

Up next: SecondLife merges with the avatar thing the PS3 already has. They'll never leave the house. *dies laughing*

vxicepickxv:
I'm already hearing countercries against Fox News about Job Creators and a free market in my head.

Well you see, gays and mexicans scare the job creators (by which I mean the rich, who create jobs just by being rich), stifling the free market.

Also, Obama is a Nazi, because we all know the Nazis loved blacks (and muslims, which he obviously is). This may seem irrelevant, but 80% of the stories on Fox News lead back to it, so they must be on to something/

People would way for porn for the same reasons people that pay for music.

If i had a ps3 i would wait for 3D services

Playstation Move interactive movies anyone?

Zachary Amaranth:

RaNDM G:
Fox News is going to jump all over this.

And distort the hell out of it in the process.

Shall I get the popcorn, "wah-wah" machine and the violin?

OT: PAY for porn?

I shall stick to my normal free internet porn like the rest of the common rabble. GOOD DAY SIR!

RJ 17:
Sooooooooooooo Sony absolutely refuses to allow it's players to join in the Mass Effect 3 promotional weekends and get the rewards (>.> still waiting on Raptor and hoping that Resurgence packs will actually come out...but that's beside the point), but they're now more than happy to sell their players porn?

I was going to make essentially the same point, but you beat me to it. Apparently, pay-for-porn trumps gaming on their, you know, game console.

RaNDM G:
Fox News is going to jump all over this.

Only a matter of time be for they start Spewing "Gamez R Evels!" To all those who have never heard the words Parental Controls.

HobbesMkii:
I see what you did in the title there.

We ALL saw it I think.

DVS BSTrD:
That's Sony for ya! Always looking for new ways to give it's customers the shaft!

I see what you did there. I see it o.o

So, when you say $7.95 for unlimited streaming, with 20 minutes of on-demand footage, followed by a "pay by the minute" type of plan...isn't that technically not unlimited? Unless "on-demand" is somehow different than what this type of service provides already; a variety of choices that you can pick to stream. How that is different from "on-demand", I have no clue.

I can't tell if the article is accidentally promoting the website or not, you put up quotes from them telling everyone how great it is, list prices and services, and have the link in the image while saying you won't give any direct links.

Aside from this, I can't wait for fox news to blame games for this again.

Seems like an intelligent move a long time coming. If there is one lesson to take from Netflix and Steam it's that people will pay for content given an easy portal to do so, porn being the most pirated thing on the internet I'm sure this service can make a lot of money provided they have an easy interface.

Zachary Amaranth:

vxicepickxv:
I'm already hearing countercries against Fox News about Job Creators and a free market in my head.

Well you see, gays and mexicans scare the job creators (by which I mean the rich, who create jobs just by being rich), stifling the free market.

Also, Obama is a Nazi, because we all know the Nazis loved blacks (and muslims, which he obviously is). This may seem irrelevant, but 80% of the stories on Fox News lead back to it, so they must be on to something/

Are you spying on the freepers? That sounds like something someone who frequents Free Republic would say.

Andy Chalk:

SugarDVD rep Rebecca Bolen.

Thats the key to the feminist argument right there.

Good luck making fists of money from the console gamer community.

Does the camera from move films you while you watch teh pronz? That would be good for a laugh.

Nerdy joke of the week: Are there trophies on Sugar?

What the fuck?

Seriously, what the high definition fuck?

I have one golden rule: never pay for porn.

And I intend to stand by that rule!

Wait, WHAT?!?! People PAY for PORN?!?

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

OH GOD I'M DYING!!!

Free porn is available everywhere on the internet, and the claim that the free stuff you can find everywhere is lower quality is ludicrous, hell most pay-sites put the good bits of the stuff they make out there for free, and no I'm not just talking about 30 second previews.

I forsee... I forsee... a media shitstorm! "A device for children plays PORNOGRAPHY!" something akin to that.

Unlimited high quality porn for 8$ a month?

Thats..... actually not a bad deal. Unfortunately, the last time i tried to watch porn with my wife, we ended up laughing, eating ice cream, and talking about how disgusting the guys legs were. So i dont think this service is for me.

Bloody good idea, doubt we will get it in the UK tho, Daily Mail wills see to that :(

Good thing internet porn is always there

So wait, pro gamers being sponsored by porn sites is a disgrace to the industry and presents the wrong image, but straight up offering porn on a console is A-Okay?

Come on video game industry, just give us some consistency.

EeveeElectro:
I don't think 'blast' is the best word to use here. :P

Anyway, I'm not sure how many people will actually pay for porn. And I'd be a bit freaked out if I was playing a friends PS3 and they say, "You know that controller? it's had my sticky cum hands on it!"
I'd hope they wouldn't say that, but if I saw that on their PS3 I'd probably drop the controller faster than a hot potato.

Oh well. I suppose it's better than all those virus-riddled porn sites.

Time to start bringing my own PS3 controller when I go to my friend's house...

RaNDM G:
Fox News is going to jump all over this.

My first thought as well, just before: "Great this is what gaming needs, more association with its stereotype." But then Sony probably figured they could make a lot of money with this (maybe even more than they do with PSN), so they sold out, plain and simple.

Meh. I still prefer Stumble's "Sexuality" searches than it's "pornography" searches, because at least the former occasionally captures genuine humanity. The latter does it occasionally as well, but the former is just the form of the thing.

Been a member for a few months now. The interface is slick, and been VERY happy with the selection. Just hope they keep adding like they have been. I love all the parodies they've been putting on it.

Just a fe days ago i have vitnessed a conversation during a clan event. In teamspeak a question arose whether we should accept into a clan a total newbie girl. The answer was a chorus "yes" and the best reasoning given for it was "so we could hear her voice".
seriously people? in this day of technology you still go down for that?

Me, i keep my games and my porn seperate.

"Bobby Violates San Francisco"?

Hmmmmm. *Googles...*

...Iiiiiiiinteresting.

Be back in twenty minutes or so... going to play on the PS3.

Ah man, to be a teenager in this day in age. My teenage years was spent waiting thirty minutes for a picture of what may be an attractive woman or an overweight male loading on my dial up modem. Oh and staying up until midnight to catch the ten minute preview on cable. What a sad life we led to see boobies. Man I need to buy my wife flowers more :P

Micalas:
People pay for porn?

Exactly what I was thinking. Subscribe?? Bah!

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