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I'm sort of happy they're releasing it for PS3. Haven't gotten a DOA since 2. | |
Isn't DOA mostly about rock hard man bodies and sexy women? And I don't know how large a penis would have to be to "visibly bounce" in your pants, but I have a feeling that arousal would kill you. @Rest of Thread: Not sure I understand the big drama behind games that decide to prioritize sexuality. Some games go balls to the walls on violence, others on story, others on sex, or in the case of Tetris, Geometry. Why is there no up in arms drama about new "violence physics" but people always act noble and uptight when breasts come into the picture. Feels like people put sexuality too high on a pedestal, just reads unhealthy :/. I've liked all the DOA's, some of my fondest memories was playing DOA: Hardcore with my friend and trying to counter all his attacks into grapples. I couldn't really compete on Soul Caliber, but DOA was just slow enough to work for me. I liked Tina and her Father, I forget his name at the moment. Heck, I might be wrong on her name too.
Pointing out a cliche while acting like a phenomenal one yourself is pretty funny. Just because there is still a large group of puritan minded people alive and kicking does not mean that any group should feel they need to operate within the social norms of that single group. Had they specialized on bone breaking physics would it be any better? The fact that violence gets a pass but "Sexuality" is immature is mind blowing. Have we really become that deeply ingrained with violence? | |
Its Tina and her father, Bass. | |
Huh. Could've sworn Itagaki wasn't with Team Ninja anymore. | |
I see no problem with this. | |
Fixed it for you. Why is there an argument going on in the comments? Why do you do this to me, Escapist? How could you take something as fun as boobs and trample upon it with bullshit? My tears, you guys. They're flowing. | |
All of this fake outrage and smug scorn is both entirely predictable and extremely boring. Who cares if the game's "boob" engine is getting an upgrade? It's hardly any more shameful than harlequin romance novels. Terribly written, borderline pornographic books displayed across the front of every supermarket and Walgreens book section that are directed entirely at females. Publishers just know how to pander to their core demographic, be it for interactive media or otherwise. Stop acting like it's killing the damn industry or seriously besmirching its reputation. Team Ninja has been doing this for a looong time and clearly it has been working out just fine for them. I doubt Fox news is going to swoop in and suddenly say "OF FUCK, THEY'VE SPECIALIZED THE JIGGLE PHYSICS! THIS IS FRONT PAGE NEWS YOU GUYS! PUT ON YOUR OFFENDED FACES, MILLION MOMS IS GOING TO BE ALL OVER THIS SHIT!!" If you personally don't like it then go play one of the many other fighting games available or campaign to get a more balanced level of pandering in the games. There you go. | |
Still makes it a boring fighter. The moves aren't interesting, the character designs aren't unique or memorable, its just......bleh. Everyone knows what a Hadouken is. We know what Soul Calibur is, we can at least recognize the guy with the demon wings in Tekken, but this? Girls with big tits fighting. Guys like tits, I like tits, but tits don't make a good fighting game. They don't even help to be honest. If I want to get hot and bothered over tits I'll watch porn like a normal human being.
Its just some people aren't the lowest common denominator. Some people have standards. Its just facepalm inducing to see a bunch of devs go "HAHA BOOBIES! BUY OUR GAME CUZ TITS!!". I like tits, but I'm not going to act like a 13 year old about it. | |
Am I surprised? No. Team Ninja is doing what it know how to do. | |
It just means you aren't the target audience. If the game meets its incredibly modest goals then its a winner for those who want that stuff, right? You can just ignore it. There are people who will want "BOOBIES LOL TITS" and they will enjoy the game - that's who the game is for, and those people could be crab people who live underground for all we know and it'd still justify this game being made. | |
Nice to see the games industry still driving the medium forward with inspiring innovation. | |
God I wish i could have seen the design meeting when they came up with this. So many bro-fists. Also the depressing thing about it is somewhere right now a 13 year old is getting really excited about this | |
...And this is new how? Seriously, I don't think Team Ninja has leaned by now that boobs do not work that way! | |
While they did get rid of him because of the sexual harassment claims, by getting rid of him they lost a good deal of talent. By most accounts, he was damn good at video games and damn good at designing them too. | |
Sooooo dudes then? Lesbians don't generally like that sort of thing either. I wouldn't call it fan service just more like ... I don't know "guy service". Like they're standing right beside you giving you an HJ while you're playing. *stroke* *stroke* | |
Look Team Ninja, we all know you secretly want to make porn, so just do it. This repressed sexual desire is not good for you and it's getting awkward for the rest of us. | |
Hooray for optimism! | |
If you don't see a difference between your example and what Team Ninja is doing, I am thoroughly disappointed. Seems to me like you just wanted to take a jab at Valve here. | |
You know what? I follow the news, and it's wars, death, murders, draconian laws, more wars, more deaths, David Cameron, more murders... it's pretty depressing reading is all I'm saying. And then occasionally something like this comes along to cheer me up and take the edge off. Thank you, Team Ninja. Thank you for making my life that little bit better. | |
I don't think there is much that Team Ninja doesn't know about boobs. I believe they hold "research sessions" with particularly well-endowed young ladies from time to time. You know, for the sake of realism.
They really are "the dirty old uncle who tells unfunny jokes and makes everybody feel a little uncomfortable" of the games world, aren't they? | |
Hey hey, don't go knocking Team Ninja, they're all about story. Didn't you see the Metroid Other M? Yes it was heavily borrowed from Metroid Fusion and crappified and yes the voice actors sucked, and sure they made Samus a weak little girl vs her amazing bounty hunter self. But they have RESPECT for womens.... breasts. :U | |
Hurray for boobs! I've never really liked the DOA series, but you know...boobs. | |
Well hey, man if they can get you to pay something you can see every day on the internet... I'll keep laughing. | |
I don't think there is much that Team Ninja doesn't know about boobs. I believe they hold "research sessions" with particularly well-endowed young ladies from time to time. You know, for the sake of realism. Duuuuude, there's PLENTY they don't know about boobs. Does no one remember DoA Volleyball? | |
I'm pretty sure your supplied images were created explicitly to portray men in a state of sexual arousal. Bulges, large, hard nipples... it's difficult to argue that they weren't created to appeal to masturbatory urges.
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At least they've never lied about it being all about the bounce. Others have said such things were incidental, or ancillary. These guys know they're just there for the spectacle, and they stopped pandering to anything else a long time ago. Now, front and center for each new release is what's front and center. It's hardly fanservice, any more, since the game seems to be designed from the bounce out. That's more or less why people still come to the series by now, isn't it? | |
... No comment. There's seriously nothing I can say about this. | |
Damn it Team Ninja. Why don't you just make porn already? We all know that you want to. Just sell a porn mode as age-restricted DLC a few months after the debut as by then most of the sales from horny young teenagers will have dried up and you can finally put porn out there. I have no problem with all this jiggle physics but I do have problems with you being a big cocktease, Team Ninja. | |
I don't know they seem more like a closeted gay relative that everyone has already figured out is gay. Team Ninja says they're just here to make games and all that good stuff but the way they act and all the posters of muscular shirtless men they have say otherwise. | |
There is something to be said about interacting with it vs. watching it. But at the same time the internet has actual porn on it, and even if you want a specific character, Rule 34 has got you covered. | |
Imagine if you worked for Team Ninja, and someone at a party asked you what you did for a living. "I program differences between bouncing tits" sure is an answer not many people will have heard before. | |
I don't understand jiggle physics in games. I mean, yeah, I would look, it draws my attention, but it doesn't trigger any mental or physiological responses in me, i.e. not a stray thought. It's like I'm waiting for something--anything--to happen, but of course, nothing does. | |
lol, it's true ;p | |
They should make a sumo game and apply all this jiggle physics to fat men's bellies. For legitimacy. | |
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y'know, I've always preferred DOA's much more streamlined controls and better over all presentation than Tekken, but I have to concede the point here. I'd be so much more excited if Tecmo had announced that DOA5 would have even tighter controls, more responsive counter systems in place and had rehired Itagaki to lead the team. Boobs are fun to gawk/stare/drool over, but ultimately, I liked DOA2/3/4 because of their gameplay. This does nothing for me.