Get Hammered With These Mass Effect Character Cocktails

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Get Hammered With These Mass Effect Character Cocktails

Enjoy the "Quad Kicker" and "Keelah Se'lemonade."

For many players, of the most beloved parts of BioWare's Mass Effect trilogy was the characters that shared the story with them. We all had our favorites, whether it was Garrus, Mordin, Garrus, Tali, Thane or Garrus, and getting to see how their stories continued - or didn't - through the trilogy practically validated the whole "continue your own save file" idea more than anyone else.

Now, those characters can stay with you forever, and even longer when you count the hangover the next day. SaveGame took some time to concoct colorful cocktail creations representing every single Mass Effect squadmate throughout the trilogy, and the results seem magnificent.

Jack's "Psychotic Biotic" is a shot of three different types of booze and Red Bull in a glass that's been coated with Habanero sauce - you know, to make it hurt more. Zaeed's "Jessie on the Rocks" is just straight liquor, because that's how he rolls. Garrus' "Heat Sink" gets the job done without worrying about pleasantries (like tasting good), and Grunt's "Tasty Tankbred" has butterscotch and chocolate in it because hey, when you get down to it he's really just a kid.

Kudos to the SaveGame folks for coming up with these - they're really creative and some of them actually look like they'd be fun to drink, too. I think I've got the ingredients for a "Shadowbrokertini" downstairs, actually.

Drinkers beware: These cocktails may look appealing, but there's no promise they'll give your night a satisfying ending.

For the full list of squadmate drinks (and complete recipes/instructions for the ones seen here), head over to SaveGame.

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I think I love Jack now. That's my kind of drink.
Second place: Zaeed. I luurrvve whiskey. AND whisky.

I'm glad they included the emergency induction port, its vital to the success of.......everything.

Its all fun and games now, but when you wake up in a toilet with a turian giving you The "like wtf bitch" face...

The Quad Kicker sounds kind of good, actually. May have to try it sometime.

Which one gives the Asari bartender lipstick?

John Funk:

Drinkers beware: These cocktails may look appealing, but there's no promise they'll give your night a satisfying ending.

I see what you did there.

Seriously though, some of these sound delicious and/or painful. Definitely going to try a few.

I will try all of them, I've decided.

The Shadowbrokertini, Keelah Se'lemonade, Consensus, Perfection, The Tasty Tankbred, The Neck Snap, Seaside Sunrise, JILF and The Enkindler are the ones who appeal to me the most.

And The Psychotic Biotic simply because it's Jack.

DVS BSTrD:
Which one gives the Asari bartender lipstick?

It's simply a mystery drink. Better dink all of them then to find out.

And if I was a drinker, I'd try these out.

Well, I know what I'll be doing on my 21st birthday.

Some of these actually sound quite good...if only I had read this before going back to being straight edge...

I'll see you chaps in the bar (i'll be the one on the floor).

DVS BSTrD:
Which one gives the Asari bartender lipstick?

A combination of the psychotic biotic and the heat sink.

Damn, WHERE IS MY SHAKER!?

But seriously, who isnt going to try at least one of these?

The Quad Kicker sounds fucking disgusting.

Kungfu_Teddybear:
The Quad Kicker sounds fucking disgusting.

Agree.. pepper and... ugh.

The Tankbred cocktail looks interesting.

Also, I suggest not making Zaeed's drink.

He was the only one that survived.

I'm disappointed that Tali's drink isn't the Te'Keelah Se'lai.

VeryOddGamer:
I'm disappointed that Tali's drink isn't the Te'Keelah Se'lai.

Okay, I laughed. And a good point there, too.

I only drink alchoholic beverages for their taste, minus the alcohol, but the none alchoholic versions taste bad. These in theory sound very tasty but there appears to be an overwhelming presence of hard liquer.

'Consensus' is my worst nightmare in a glass, although the fact that it would taste like battery acid is probably the point now isn't it. I could definitely go for a 'Full biotic kick' though... and no, it has nothing to do with Kaidan. Well, a little bit. Is he included?

Hmm. I love Mass Effect, and I love cocktails... Yep, these guys just made my day.

EDIT: OKAY... I was not expecting to see Morinth on that list...

I'll take a round of Seaside Surprises, on the rocks.

Irridium:
Well, I know what I'll be doing on my 21st birthday.

your profile pic suits that statement so well...

These sound great for post-ending-disillusionment-syndrome.

VeryOddGamer:
I'm disappointed that Tali's drink isn't the Te'Keelah Se'lai.

Sir, you just won all the internets. Have some cookies.

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My interest goes to Liara's TheShadowBrokerTini, because those flavors seem to sit well with me somewhat. Even though I am not into beer, wine, alcohol, ect. I still may take a sip at such a drink. Besides, it looks fancy and I dig the color in my drink unless it's been altered by a drug or something lol.

Zaeed's drink is the best one. Kind of elegant. I'd drink that. Also The Enkindler sounds nice.

VeryOddGamer:
I'm disappointed that Tali's drink isn't the Te'Keelah Se'lai.

That was a wasted opportunity.

Adam Jensen:
Zaeed's drink is the best one. Kind of elegant. I'd drink that.

Fuck yeah. Garrus's one might be alright when you are having a drinking contest.

Adam Jensen:
Zaeed's drink is the best one. Kind of elegant. I'd drink that. Also The Enkindler sounds nice.

VeryOddGamer:
I'm disappointed that Tali's drink isn't the Te'Keelah Se'lai.

That was a wasted opportunity.

Swap the vodka for tequila and BAM - shouldn't affect the taste either.

I have to try some of these out right away. Sounds like Saturday is gonna be filled with contests. I'm looking at you 'Heat Sink.'
I laughed sooo much at 'The Priiiize.' These guys are geniuses!

Seaside Sunrise sounds delicious...

Glenlivet Scotch = The fargin' best. You can keep the vodka out, though. I don't even add ice to that stuff.

I'm going to have a Psychotic Biotic, a Quad Kicker and a Heat Sink as soon as I can.
Yes, I picked the three which come with warnings.

You don't put vodka in single malt scotch. You just fucking don't.

Most of these sound disgusting, but hey. Also, whoever does the Biotic Shot is f***ing crazy.

Some sound really good, I think I'll call some friends over and try them out tomorrow.

Elamdri:
Also, whoever does the Biotic Shot is f***ing crazy.

Then it's kind of fitting that that's Jack's drink.

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