What We Do on Fridays

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What We Do on Fridays

Ehrmagerd! GERM JERNERLERSM!

If you've ever wondered what it was really like to be on the staff of a videogame site, you might imagine that we spend hours discussing game design, arguing about writing style, or just looking at cat videos. We do all those things of course (especially the cat videos) but we start to get a little silly after our weekly company-wide meeting on Friday afternoons, and we start doing things like putting the names of our contributors into the EHRMAGERD translator.

For those of you unfamiliar with the EHRMAGERD meme, we've included a handy illustrated guide which can be found below. We're fairly certain it speaks for itself.

So, without further ado, here's a quick reminder of the Escapist lineup.

ZER PERNCTERTERN - BERN "YERTZER" CRERSHERW

ERSCERP TER DA MAHVERS - MAHVER BERB

JERMQERSERTERN - JERM STERLIN

LERDIN RERDER RERN - GRERERM STERK

MAHRERCL ERF SERND - GERVERN DERN

CRERTERCERL MAHS - GRER CERTER & CERER RERDERL

And yes, we know exactly how unfunny we are.

HERPER FRERDER, guys.

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Whot is ...?

ER MAH GERDNERS ERTS GERM JERNERLERSM!

KERP ERT ERP GERS!

ermahgerd!

*adds to favorites

ERMAHGERD ESCERLATING MERME ARGURMENTR

BER DA NERN, A DRERGERN!

FERS RER DER!

LERL... THERS ERS STERPED

Am I high? What did you put in our kool-aid?

Fappy:
Am I high? What did you put in our kool-aid?

WERT... WER CERNT STERP HER, THERS ERS BERT CERNTRER!

Captcha: Basket Case. Yeah I think I've taken it too far.

...

Wait:

CERPTCH: BERSKERT CERS. YER I THERNK ERV TERKERN ERT TER FER.

Fappy:
Am I high? What did you put in our kool-aid?

ERM I HERGH? WHERT DERD U PERT ERN ER KERLERD?
SER WHERT I DERD THER?

Ragsnstitches:
BER DA NERN, A DRERGERN!

FERS RER DER!

LERL... THERS ERS STERPED

STERPED, indeed, but it really, really makes me laugh. My throat hurts from giggling so much while we were working on this.

ERMAHGERD
ERL MAH FRAVRIT ERNTERNERT SHERS
SERMAHBERDER HERLP MAH! MAH WERDS DERNT LERK LERK WERDS ERNER MAHR!!!
*ahem*
So yeah, cool.

Well, there is 30 seconds of my life I will never get back :)

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ERHMAGERHD THE BERG!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

I just ran the whole article through that translator...

My brain...

I find it unfair that the Escapist staff get to have more fun at work than I do! D:<

THERS ERS TERTERLER RERLERVERNT!

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Disaster Button:
THERS ERS TERTERLER RERLERVERNT!

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BERST. CERPTERN. ERVER.

ERS ERT WERD THERT I TERTERLER GERT THERS MERM ERVERN THERGH I NERVER RERD GERSBERMS ERN JERNER HERGH?

If anyone understands anything, I will demand that the Escapist devise a badge trading system so I can give my two candy-related badges to the lucky winner.

I don't even know what these candy badges are for. Candy! Candycandycandycandycandycandycandycandycandycandycandycandy!

HERLER CRERP GERS! THERS ERS DA BERST THIN ERVER!

ERM DERSTER CLERERN ERND THERS ERS MAH FRAVRIT MERM ERN DA ERSCERPERST!

Ouch.

My language.

U GERS MAHK MAH LERGH SER MAHCH. YERS I DERD ERS DA TRERNSLERTER BERCERS I CERNT WRERT LERK THERS.

o.0

what, the, hell .....

i can't read any of it D:

Lunar Templar:
o.0

what, the, hell .....

i can't read any of it D:

LERN TER RERD NERB :P

Evil Smurf:

Lunar Templar:
o.0

what, the, hell .....

i can't read any of it D:

LERN TER RERD NERB :P

i have no idea what you just said, so i flat refuse.

at this point I'm cutting off communication with this thread before I'm infected with what ever strange illness has taken hold here.

*flees*

ERMAHGERD ESCERPERST HERS GERN MERD.

RERPERT PRERPER NERS LERK THERS NER.

Lunar Templar:

Evil Smurf:

Lunar Templar:
o.0

what, the, hell .....

i can't read any of it D:

LERN TER RERD NERB :P

i have no idea what you just said, so i flat refuse.

at this point I'm cutting off communication with this thread before I'm infected with what ever strange illness has taken hold here.

*flees*

ERTS TER LERT FER U!

So, usually I would criticize this for being such a useless post, but I haven't laughed so hard in so long so..

THERNKS ERSCERPERST GERS YER DA BERST LERL

captcha: Runny nose, after all that laughing, yes.

Ooouch, my brain hearts from trying to manually decode all of this....

NERT ERVERN GIN TER TRER RERDIN ERNER ERF THERS. WERLD JERST MAHK MAH BRERN QERT WERKIN.

TopazFusion:
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Seriously, this is making zero sense to me right now ...

If you look at it long enough, you realize "EHRMAGERD!" is the "derp" spelling of "OHMYGOD!". And the meme is to caption someone or something looking "derpy" with "EHRMAGERD, X" where X is a "derpified" thing related to what you're captioning.

The Daenerys picture a couple of posts up is a very good example (Ohmygod, Dragons).

Fappy:
Am I high? What did you put in our kool-aid?

I thought all Koolaid did this to...nevermind.

OT: Hang on guys, I got this.

Ire-a yooo speeking zee-a swedish cheff? Bork Bork Bork!

I LERV DA ERH MAH GERD MERM. :D
HERPER FRERDER TER ERVERERN

U GERD SER, HERV ERFERNDERD MAH SERNSERBERLERTERS ERND TERST ERS ERN INLERSHMAHN. THERS PER MAHCKERER ERF THERS GRERNDERST ERF LINERGERS WERL NERT STERND! I WERL BER HERVIN NERN ERF THERS ERND U SHERLD FERL ERSHERMAHD GERD DER TER U SER!

If someone gets that, you deserve the moon.

How is this news, exactly?

Nah, I'm just kidding. This is quite amusing.

Next, do an article entirely in Al Bhed.

Scrythe:
How is this news, exactly?

Nah, I'm just kidding. This is quite amusing.

Next, do an article entirely in Al Bhed.

In what?

ESCPASTI PLS

ACCUALY IS DOLAN

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