Rumor: Wii U Zelda Will Be Biggest Zelda Yet

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Foolproof:

Angry Juju:

Foolproof:
Have you seen, like, anything to do with it?

Yes. There's nothing wrong with it. If you don't like the game, fine. But there's nothing wrong with the console. I like the look of some of the games on the lineup, I also like a lot of the games on the 3DS.

This is a good place to start

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-ways-we-know-nintendo-has-lost-its-mind/

From there on, there's just so much more wrong with it.

You, Do know that Cracked.com is in no way, shape, or form, a news site, and is more about opinions of things, right? And you do know that the person who wrote that article has a high bias against Nintendo, right? Lastly, you do know that everything that he pointed out against Nintendo has been done on everything else, right?

Yes... but is it going to be as much FUN as "A Link to the Past" and "Link's Awakening"?

Olrod:
Yes... but is it going to be as much FUN as "A Link to the Past" and "Link's Awakening"?

Probably not but then in my opinion those are the 2 best zelda games made.

Mr.Mattress:

You, Do know that Cracked.com is in no way, shape, or form, a news site, and is more about opinions of things, right? And you do know that the person who wrote that article has a high bias against Nintendo, right? Lastly, you do know that everything that he pointed out against Nintendo has been done on everything else, right?

I laughed hard at 2 with the zombiU bit. I think the writer forgot more games have been made that didn't pause the game when going to the inventory. Alone in the dark remake was one of those. You could possibly be killed when you were fiddling with your inventory. The only difference was that with alone in the dark you couldn't see that it was about to happen because the screen was filled with the inside of your jacket.

Biggest Zelda yet? Oooh, so that begs the question of how many and how many times are players going to be asked to backtrack through the same stupid temples.

Time for another Yahtzee quote

"Wonderful, I look forward to finding out if we'll find the boomerang or the hookshot first this time"

Is it just me or does the right thumb-stick look like it's in a really uncomfortable position?

D Moness:

Olrod:
Yes... but is it going to be as much FUN as "A Link to the Past" and "Link's Awakening"?

Probably not but then in my opinion those are the 2 best zelda games made.

Mr.Mattress:

You, Do know that Cracked.com is in no way, shape, or form, a news site, and is more about opinions of things, right? And you do know that the person who wrote that article has a high bias against Nintendo, right? Lastly, you do know that everything that he pointed out against Nintendo has been done on everything else, right?

I laughed hard at 2 with the zombiU bit. I think the writer forgot more games have been made that didn't pause the game when going to the inventory. Alone in the dark remake was one of those. You could possibly be killed when you were fiddling with your inventory. The only difference was that with alone in the dark you couldn't see that it was about to happen because the screen was filled with the inside of your jacket.

So therefore Nintendo has created a console that will emulate the feel of the 2008 Alone in the Dark game.

Was there a single gamer, anywhere, on this earth, that liked that feature in the 2008 Alone in the Dark?

Mr.Mattress:

Foolproof:

Angry Juju:

Yes. There's nothing wrong with it. If you don't like the game, fine. But there's nothing wrong with the console. I like the look of some of the games on the lineup, I also like a lot of the games on the 3DS.

This is a good place to start

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-ways-we-know-nintendo-has-lost-its-mind/

From there on, there's just so much more wrong with it.

You, Do know that Cracked.com is in no way, shape, or form, a news site, and is more about opinions of things, right? And you do know that the person who wrote that article has a high bias against Nintendo, right? Lastly, you do know that everything that he pointed out against Nintendo has been done on everything else, right?

I like how the guy saying "I don't care" means he has a huge biase against Nintendo.

I also must have missed the part where Arkham City came out a year late for the 360. I mean, you said everything, so unless you're an idiot, you must have meant everything. So tell me - when did Mass Effect 3, Ninja Gaiden 3, Arkham City and Darksiders 2 get delayed by up to a year on the Ps3 or 360?

Also, no, #5 is quite evidently not true on anythinhg other than the WiiU. You know how I know its not true? Because my XMB isn't covered in the dicks other people drew, and my communications don't take an hour to get through.

And I don't give other people the chance to fuck me over unfairly in multiplayer experiences.

"... everything in the game is built around the controller and its unique abilities." this has me worried.. o.o

As much as I enjoy the Zelda games I keep looking at the controller and thinking is that a controller or a brick because it just looks so incredibly awkward to hold and will probably be heavy and uncomfortable to hold over a period of a couple of hours. With that being the case, sorry nintendo though I did eventually fork out for the wii to play twilight princess it's not going to happen with this console no matter how good the game may be.

Foolproof:
I like how the guy saying "I don't care" means he has a huge biase against Nintendo.

I also must have missed the part where Arkham City came out a year late for the 360. I mean, you said everything, so unless you're an idiot, you must have meant everything. So tell me - when did Mass Effect 3, Ninja Gaiden 3, Arkham City and Darksiders 2 get delayed by up to a year on the Ps3 or 360?

Also, no, #5 is quite evidently not true on anythinhg other than the WiiU. You know how I know its not true? Because my XMB isn't covered in the dicks other people drew, and my communications don't take an hour to get through.

And I don't give other people the chance to fuck me over unfairly in multiplayer experiences.

1: If that were true, and he didn't care, he wouldn't have written about the WiiU to begin with. He obviously cares.

2: I will admit that Arkham City coming a year later is a bit of an extreme. However, Call of Duty 2, Quake 4, Tony Hawks American Wasteland, and Ridge Race 6 all came out months in advance before the XBox 360 Was released. Also, Guitar Hero 2 came out in 2006 for the PS2, and wasn't on the XBox till 2007, a year long wait.

3: ... Did you read it? It said that Nintendo is going to keep the chats clean, and that you can get people banned for "Dick Drawings", the same way you can ban people on other consoles for "Dick Drawings". He wasn't complaining that there will be "Dicks Galore" he was complaining that there won't be Dicks at all! And the Communications won't take hours long.

4: Then you must not play multiplayer games at all, huh? Because someone is always going to "f you unfairly" In a multiplayer experience, whether it be noob tubing in CoD, or Zerg Rushing in StarCraft, or just being better then you. Heck, you probably f'd others unfairly just by being better then them or becoming a rage Heavy in TF2.

Foolproof:
So therefore Nintendo has created a console that will emulate the feel of the 2008 Alone in the Dark game.

Was there a single gamer, anywhere, on this earth, that liked that feature in the 2008 Alone in the Dark?

1 ) This game is made by Ubisoft and not nintendo. The console was not created for that game, ubisoft made that game for the console (lot of difference in there but then you show a lot of ignorance).

2 ) The reason people disliked it because they could NOT see what was happening when you paused the game. The idea was very interesting it was just worked out very badly. Since the menu with ZombiU will be on a very different screen you can always keep an eye out to what is happening. That is a very big difference.

Mr.Mattress:

Foolproof:
I like how the guy saying "I don't care" means he has a huge biase against Nintendo.

I also must have missed the part where Arkham City came out a year late for the 360. I mean, you said everything, so unless you're an idiot, you must have meant everything. So tell me - when did Mass Effect 3, Ninja Gaiden 3, Arkham City and Darksiders 2 get delayed by up to a year on the Ps3 or 360?

Also, no, #5 is quite evidently not true on anythinhg other than the WiiU. You know how I know its not true? Because my XMB isn't covered in the dicks other people drew, and my communications don't take an hour to get through.

And I don't give other people the chance to fuck me over unfairly in multiplayer experiences.

1: If that were true, and he didn't care, he wouldn't have written about the WiiU to begin with. He obviously cares.

2: I will admit that Arkham City coming a year later is a bit of an extreme. However, Call of Duty 2, Quake 4, Tony Hawks American Wasteland, and Ridge Race 6 all came out months in advance before the XBox 360 Was released. Also, Guitar Hero 2 came out in 2006 for the PS2, and wasn't on the XBox till 2007, a year long wait.

3: ... Did you read it? It said that Nintendo is going to keep the chats clean, and that you can get people banned for "Dick Drawings", the same way you can ban people on other consoles for "Dick Drawings". He wasn't complaining that there will be "Dicks Galore" he was complaining that there won't be Dicks at all! And the Communications won't take hours long.

4: Then you must not play multiplayer games at all, huh? Because someone is always going to "f you unfairly" In a multiplayer experience, whether it be noob tubing in CoD, or Zerg Rushing in StarCraft, or just being better then you. Heck, you probably f'd others unfairly just by being better then them or becoming a rage Heavy in TF2.

1. Yes, just like only a person who cares deeply about politics can write or talk about Clint Eastwood yelling at a chair for 12 minutes.

Colossal fucking stupidity attracts people outside the regular groups of fans. He actually said that in his intro, did you not manage to read that?

2. And how many of them had major time in the respective companies E3 conference devoted to them? I'm waiting.

3. SO therefore we go back to messaging taking at least a half hour, which is not a problem I have on any other console.

4. So, you think the only way to stop games that are very slightly weighted unevenly is to make a system where any form of balance is inherently impossible?

D Moness:

Foolproof:
So therefore Nintendo has created a console that will emulate the feel of the 2008 Alone in the Dark game.

Was there a single gamer, anywhere, on this earth, that liked that feature in the 2008 Alone in the Dark?

1 ) This game is made by Ubisoft and not nintendo. The console was not created for that game, ubisoft made that game for the console (lot of difference in there but then you show a lot of ignorance).

2 ) The reason people disliked it because they could NOT see what was happening when you paused the game. The idea was very interesting it was just worked out very badly. Since the menu with ZombiU will be on a very different screen you can always keep an eye out to what is happening. That is a very big difference.

1.You may have noticed this is so far the only unique use of the tablet, meaning this is basically all it can do. And all it can do id duck balls.

2.Show me a single review where the problem the reviewer points out is that she can't see, not just that she is being attacked while doing something necessary - you know, the exact same problem with this game.

Foolproof:
1. Yes, just like only a person who cares deeply about politics can write or talk about Clint Eastwood yelling at a chair for 12 minutes.

Colossal fucking stupidity attracts people outside the regular groups of fans. He actually said that in his intro, did you not manage to read that?

2. And how many of them had major time in the respective companies E3 conference devoted to them? I'm waiting.

3. SO therefore we go back to messaging taking at least a half hour, which is not a problem I have on any other console.

4. So, you think the only way to stop games that are very slightly weighted unevenly is to make a system where any form of balance is inherently impossible?

1: No, but if you do want to write about it, then obviously you have to care about it somewhat. You can claim you don't care, but if your willing to write a 2 page "essay" on the subject, odds are, you care about it on some level. Also, no, I usually don't read the beginings, I usually skip down to the numbers. Looking over it, this dude clearly is biased against not just Nintendo, but against Video Games in general, and Especially Nintendo. I'll just highlight where his Bias is Showing:

John Cheese:
I don't get as worked up about video games these days, now that I can afford to simply pay a real Italian man to fight a gorilla in my yard. And I honestly didn't want to write another gaming article, because I've done two in the past three weeks. But just as I was all set to bust out a 3,000-word Adventure Time erotic fanfic, Nintendo showed up at E3 and cock-punched the entire planet with stupid.

I don't have anything at stake here -- the odds were low I was ever going to buy their next game console. But I am mesmerized by ridiculous disasters, and this is a company that, with the release of their Wii U system, is orchestrating one of the all-time greats.

2:

I Think I Proved my Point... I could do the same thing with Sony if you'd like though.

3: Did you read? You can report the players; they can still draw dicks, but you can get them kicked. That's enough incentive to not draw them (Unless you hate the system and just wanna troll). No wait time, yet no (Or relatively few) Dicks. Mr. Cheese didn't even say anything about wait times, so your pulling that out of thin air...

4: No, I'm saying there is always going to be an uneven-ness. The WiiU isn't going to be uneven because it's the WiiU, it's going to be uneven because there will always be Uneven-ness in Video Games, and the assumption that a console makes things uneven is beyond reasonable.

Mr.Mattress:

Foolproof:
1. Yes, just like only a person who cares deeply about politics can write or talk about Clint Eastwood yelling at a chair for 12 minutes.

Colossal fucking stupidity attracts people outside the regular groups of fans. He actually said that in his intro, did you not manage to read that?

2. And how many of them had major time in the respective companies E3 conference devoted to them? I'm waiting.

3. SO therefore we go back to messaging taking at least a half hour, which is not a problem I have on any other console.

4. So, you think the only way to stop games that are very slightly weighted unevenly is to make a system where any form of balance is inherently impossible?

1: No, but if you do want to write about it, then obviously you have to care about it somewhat. You can claim you don't care, but if your willing to write a 2 page "essay" on the subject, odds are, you care about it on some level. Also, no, I usually don't read the beginings, I usually skip down to the numbers. Looking over it, this dude clearly is biased against not just Nintendo, but against Video Games in general, and Especially Nintendo. I'll just highlight where his Bias is Showing:

John Cheese:
I don't get as worked up about video games these days, now that I can afford to simply pay a real Italian man to fight a gorilla in my yard. And I honestly didn't want to write another gaming article, because I've done two in the past three weeks. But just as I was all set to bust out a 3,000-word Adventure Time erotic fanfic, Nintendo showed up at E3 and cock-punched the entire planet with stupid.

I don't have anything at stake here -- the odds were low I was ever going to buy their next game console. But I am mesmerized by ridiculous disasters, and this is a company that, with the release of their Wii U system, is orchestrating one of the all-time greats.

2:

I Think I Proved my Point... I could do the same thing with Sony if you'd like though.

3: Did you read? You can report the players; they can still draw dicks, but you can get them kicked. That's enough incentive to not draw them (Unless you hate the system and just wanna troll). No wait time, yet no (Or relatively few) Dicks. Mr. Cheese didn't even say anything about wait times, so your pulling that out of thin air...

4: No, I'm saying there is always going to be an uneven-ness. The WiiU isn't going to be uneven because it's the WiiU, it's going to be uneven because there will always be Uneven-ness in Video Games, and the assumption that a console makes things uneven is beyond reasonable.

1. So the guy says he doesn't care about videogames either way...and thats why he hates Nintendo most of all. Did you even read what you typed?

Yes, he cares about it, because its so goddamn fucking stupid. I will repeat again, people who don't care about politics wrote about Clint Eastwood and his fucking chair.

Oh, and I like how calling them out on being stupid is totally biased.

2. Yes, you proved your point, if your point is you don't understand the word Major. Putting aside the colossal stupidity of you thinking that an advertisement for Project Gotham Racing 3 was an advertisement for Ridge Racer 6, the average length for those games is 17.6 seconds. Do you know how long the Batman thing was in the Nintendo E3 conference? 4 minutes and 50 god damn seconds.

3.No, I'm pulling that from Satoru Iwata

http://www.kotaku.com.au/2012/06/dont-freak-out-but-nintendo-will-be-reading-and-censoring-and-delaying-your-wii-u-comments/

Really. A half an hour is "acceptable"? Cause, from where I'm sitting, with an experience provided by the other two consoles, anything over a minute is not goddamn acceptable in the slightest.

4. Yes, there might always be some slight imbalance. But that does not mean that making it as imbalanced as fucking possible is therefore a good thing. Your logic, if you have any logic at all, holds that since murder will always be a part of the human race, that makes genocide okay. Yes, imbalance is there, but the WiiU makes it oh so much fucking worse, to an entirely new level of bad.

Foolproof:
1. So the guy says he doesn't care about videogames either way...and thats why he hates Nintendo most of all. Did you even read what you typed?

Yes, he cares about it, because its so goddamn fucking stupid. I will repeat again, people who don't care about politics wrote about Clint Eastwood and his fucking chair.

Oh, and I like how calling them out on being stupid is totally biased.

2. Yes, you proved your point, if your point is you don't understand the word Major. Putting aside the colossal stupidity of you thinking that an advertisement for Project Gotham Racing 3 was an advertisement for Ridge Racer 6, the average length for those games is 17.6 seconds. Do you know how long the Batman thing was in the Nintendo E3 conference? 4 minutes and 50 god damn seconds.

3.No, I'm pulling that from Satoru Iwata

http://www.kotaku.com.au/2012/06/dont-freak-out-but-nintendo-will-be-reading-and-censoring-and-delaying-your-wii-u-comments/

Really. A half an hour is "acceptable"? Cause, from where I'm sitting, with an experience provided by the other two consoles, anything over a minute is not goddamn acceptable in the slightest.

4. Yes, there might always be some slight imbalance. But that does not mean that making it as imbalanced as fucking possible is therefore a good thing. Your logic, if you have any logic at all, holds that since murder will always be a part of the human race, that makes genocide okay. Yes, imbalance is there, but the WiiU makes it oh so much fucking worse, to an entirely new level of bad.

1: There's a difference between saying "This is a bad idea", to saying "This Idea is oone of the most retarded things I've ever seen in my life! It's such a bad idea that it will f-ing kill Nintendo!" The Former is an honest opinion; The latter is a biased one. Mr. Cheese basically says the latter, and thus is biased.

2: Alright, so I was wrong on Ridge Racer 6/Need For Speed thing. Honest mistake, I apologize

However, if you were to look at the other videos, you would see there is major devotion to old projects that had been out months/Four Freakin' Years ahead of XBOX 360's Release! And if you don't believe me, please look at this one:

6 Minutes; 6 Minutes where used to talk about a game that had been out since 2002 (Final Fantasy IX Online)! That is a major press conference plot if I had ever seen one. So, I still stand correct.

3: I Shall quote, from the Article itself;

Katoka:
And this is where it gets messy. According to the LA Times' report, depending on how many comments are being made and how many employees Nintendo has in place monitoring, "there will probably be a delay between the time a user creates a post and when it appears in the Miiverse feed".

And how long could that delay be? In quiet times, probably not long! But when it's busy?

Nintendo President Satoru Iwata: "...personally, I think 30 minutes should be acceptable".

So, in other words, it will only take long if there are a ton of trolls trolling the WiiU, and if there aren't, then it shall be >1 minute. It's just like an MMO; the more people their are, the more work must be done.

Also on Katoka, New Super Mario Bros U. Gives another Author hope in the system So, yeah...

4: Dude, no it does not! That is a strawman if I have ever seen one! And have you used the Wii U Yet? Have you played any of the games on it yet? Cause let me tell you, I did, and there certainly wasn't any imbalance on my end! And I was using the gosh dang WiiU Controller. (If your curious as to how I played it, I went to a WiiU Experience thing in Washington D.C., In July.) Don't make Strawmen, and don't make claims you can't back up!

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