Xbox 360, Now With Porn

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Do some kids have an Xbox but not a way to get on an internet browser otherwise? I'd rather let my kid use the internet than get them an Xbox live subscription.

Zackmeister:
Is it wrong to be amused that the first one to comment is "Fappy"?

Why no sir. No.

You are definitely not alone

.__.

captcha: 'please enter the quoted text' 'It's Super Delicious'

I DEMAND FREEDOM OF SPEECH D:<

I will not be controlled!

...

sigh

*types captcha

GenGenners:
Mozilla/5.0
(PLAYSTATION 3 4.25)
AppleWebKit/531.22.8
(KHTML, like Gecko)

I have no idea what to make of that. WebKit is based on KHTML, but Gecko is completely different. How does that site interpret other WebKit based browsers?

Another sign of the end. Hurry up already end, it has been Far too long since the last time you came. The Fall of the Corrupt Empire of Rome. I am sure the Dark Ages will only last 100 years or so this time due too the fact that most of the world knows how too build and maintain electric plants. Tick-Tock the writings on the Clock.

Fappy:
EDIT: Wonder if they could program an Xbox-only feature that made your controller vibrate while you were watching videos...

So this is the reason for "Moxxi's Good Touch's" special feature on console.

So think this means I can have a nice fap, and then play Borderlands 2, all without having to change the device I'm using? I'm never leaving my room, ever.

Steve the Pocket:

GenGenners:
Mozilla/5.0
(PLAYSTATION 3 4.25)
AppleWebKit/531.22.8
(KHTML, like Gecko)

I have no idea what to make of that. WebKit is based on KHTML, but Gecko is completely different. How does that site interpret other WebKit based browsers?

I dunno, because my computer is broken and my PS3's browser is all I have at the moment xD

That oddness of the design might explain some of the browser's quirks though.

To give it its dues (all one of them), the Wii could do porn at launch.

Oh well, it was only a matter of time I suppose.

yay for Xbox finally getting with the times. PS3/Wii have been able to do this for years.

I'm not proud of how quickly my interest skyrocketed when I saw the word "porn"

I'm just happy they've finally included a browser!
about fecking time!

What I want to know is whether or not the web browser will allow anyone looking at your Live profile to know that you're watching porn. I can't wait to look at my friend list and see "Xx3l173 5n1p3rxX is watching 'Lord of the G-strings.'"

not one fap will be given to Internet Explorer

Daystar Clarion:
Face deep?

Wouldn't that obstruct airflow?

I, for one, wouldn't want to be responsible for pornographic asphyxia.

Sadly, I think consoles missed the boat on that the moment controllers went wireless

but can it blend?

I can see the Kinect getting some use out of this. Virtual Porn! As long as the virtual women don't mind putting up with the 1 second delay...

It's funny how we turn the story "Xbox gets internet browser" into "Xbox gets porn. Porn is what's important here."

People, eh?

Basically it's telling the site to render the page for

GenGenners:

Steve the Pocket:

GenGenners:
Mozilla/5.0
(PLAYSTATION 3 4.25)
AppleWebKit/531.22.8
(KHTML, like Gecko)

I have no idea what to make of that. WebKit is based on KHTML, but Gecko is completely different. How does that site interpret other WebKit based browsers?

I dunno, because my computer is broken and my PS3's browser is all I have at the moment xD

That oddness of the design might explain some of the browser's quirks though.

That "Mozilla 5.0" is a standard feature of most user agent strings. Basically it's telling the site to treat like Firefox (a rather old version) if it doesn't support WebKit. Even Chrome and Safari include it.

GenGenners:

Steve the Pocket:

Krantos:
Wait... Internet Explorer?

Wow, so someone will finally be using it. Weird.

I still don't get why MS is so attached to that browser...

*Sees IE is developed by MS*

oooohhhh....

Well, duh. Expecting them to use any other browser would be like asking Apple to bundle Firefox with the iPhone instead of Safari. Or asking Amazon to use Chrome for the Kindle. Or Sony to... OK, I have no earthly clue what their PS3 browser is called, but I bet it's an in-house product too.

A forum I go on has a 'browser used for last visit' section in your profile, and if you use a PS3, it says this:
Mozilla/5.0
(PLAYSTATION 3 4.25)
AppleWebKit/531.22.8
(KHTML, like Gecko)

So, it appears to be Mozilla based........as well as a few other things.

OP: Speaking of the PS3's browser, YouPorn already works on it. And Redtube. And Motherless. And virtually any site full of free porn.
........................
What? Don't look at me like that! >_>

I'm more concerned about the existence of a website, PORN website to be exact named Motherless

Sigmund Freud would be proud.

Even the internet has mommy issues...

I already have Bayonetta on my 360. I don't think I need any more porn.

FantomOmega:

I'm more concerned about the existence of a website, PORN website to be exact named Motherless

Sigmund Freud would be proud.

Even the internet has mommy issues...

Not only that, but it's one of the seedier websites around. ... I mean, so I've heard...

OT: I've got a laptop. It's a lot more private than a television. Not to mention headphones instead of a loud speaker system with a booming subwoofer. Who would have so little shame that they would surf porn on their Xbox?

... unless they want to redub it the XXXbox.

shrekfan246:

FantomOmega:

I'm more concerned about the existence of a website, PORN website to be exact named Motherless

Sigmund Freud would be proud.

Even the internet has mommy issues...

Not only that, but it's one of the seedier websites around. ... I mean, so I've heard...

OT: I've got a laptop. It's a lot more private than a television. Not to mention headphones instead of a loud speaker system with a booming subwoofer. Who would have so little shame that they would surf porn on their Xbox?

... unless they want to redub it the XXXbox.

How about the XXXbox 69: The Teabag Edition?

I can almost see those award walk-ins into the living room on someone with their pants down

FantomOmega:

GenGenners:

Steve the Pocket:

Well, duh. Expecting them to use any other browser would be like asking Apple to bundle Firefox with the iPhone instead of Safari. Or asking Amazon to use Chrome for the Kindle. Or Sony to... OK, I have no earthly clue what their PS3 browser is called, but I bet it's an in-house product too.

A forum I go on has a 'browser used for last visit' section in your profile, and if you use a PS3, it says this:
Mozilla/5.0
(PLAYSTATION 3 4.25)
AppleWebKit/531.22.8
(KHTML, like Gecko)

So, it appears to be Mozilla based........as well as a few other things.

OP: Speaking of the PS3's browser, YouPorn already works on it. And Redtube. And Motherless. And virtually any site full of free porn.
........................
What? Don't look at me like that! >_>

I'm more concerned about the existence of a website, PORN website to be exact named Motherless

Sigmund Freud would be proud.

Even the internet has mommy issues...

The site's tagline is 'Go ahead, she isn't looking!'
I'm not sure if that's creepy or funny.

Oh god The Xbox is becoming a bad joke.

Oh well at least now people will be neglectant to cry about nudity in video games like the Witcher 2 since it will be hypocritical when you're just a joystick move away from hardcore porn anyway.

Hooray for IE, the best web browser for downloading a better web browser. Like Chrome, or maybe Firefox.

Captcha: kill time

Now, all they need is to release vibrating "peripherals" for X360 and the set would be complete :D

Xbox a bit slow off the mark here. Kids have been looking at porn on their Wiis since 2006. :P

Grey Carter:
"Whether you're pwning n00bs in CoD: Modern Warfare 3, annihilating Bullymong in Borderlands 2, or taking the Saints deep in Madden NFL 13, you're never more than a few simple controller clicks away from being face deep in hot free porn."

Don't know how I missed this article when it was originally posted, but this gets my nomination for Quote of the Year.

Seriously, just what the world needed: CoD players with EASIER access to porn...now they won't even have to switch screens!

Of course, that means they won't be able to play CoD WHILE watching porr. Hmmm...now that I think about it, this might not be as widely used as I had previously thought.

"It's a great day for America everybody!"

I doubt that it will make any difference to anybody other than giving the anti-game lobbyists more ammunition.

shrekfan246:

Not only that, but it's one of the seedier websites around. ... I mean, so I've heard...

OT: I've got a laptop. It's a lot more private than a television. Not to mention headphones instead of a loud speaker system with a booming subwoofer. Who would have so little shame that they would surf porn on their Xbox?

... unless they want to redub it the XXXbox.

I've watched porn sites on my PS3 before. Large screens are nice sometimes. As long you don't have a roommate to walk in you, what's the harm?

Snooder:

shrekfan246:

Not only that, but it's one of the seedier websites around. ... I mean, so I've heard...

OT: I've got a laptop. It's a lot more private than a television. Not to mention headphones instead of a loud speaker system with a booming subwoofer. Who would have so little shame that they would surf porn on their Xbox?

... unless they want to redub it the XXXbox.

I've watched porn sites on my PS3 before. Large screens are nice sometimes. As long you don't have a roommate to walk in you, what's the harm?

Well, if you've got your own place all to yourself, then yeah, I can at least see the rationale. But otherwise? It just makes no sense.

My mind, blowing potentials way out of proportion:

Partially informed mom with selective memory: "I read that the Xbox thing has a porn browser now."
Naive overprotective mom: "Really? My little Johnny has one. I'm going to sell it & buy him a console that doesn't have porn on it."
Conservative mom: "We need to make sure that no household with children has an Xbox in it."

Months latter.....

Some gamer: Hey guys, have you noticed that the spammers & trolls have quieted down a lot lately?
Some other gamer: "Yeah, & the lingerie & big boobie mod posts have slowed down too."

Grey Carter:
Xbox 360, Now With Porn

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YouPorn would like to remind you that you will soon be able to watch porn on your Xbox 360.

With the introduction of Internet Explorer, the Xbox 360 will become a full-featured (heh) web vessel...

lol Internet Explorer.

Microsoft, you sillies. It's not full-featured until we get Firefox or Chrome on that thing.

Even fricken Safari is an improvement over lolsplorer.

"Thanks at long last to the introduction of Internet Explorer for XBox, you can now tap in to and stream all your favorite free YouPorn videos right from your Xbox," reads the blog. "Whether you're pwning n00bs in CoD: Modern Warfare 3, annihilating Bullymong in Borderlands 2, or taking the Saints deep in Madden NFL 13, you're never more than a few simple controller clicks away from being face deep in hot free porn."

I was in tears. Haven't laughed that hard in a looooong time. Thanks so much for this, made my boring day worth it.

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