Preorder Farming Simulator 2013, Get a Lamborghini

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FelixG:

Baldr:
Please get Yahtzee to review this game (and not one of those FIFA reviews either.)

Please god yes! That would be funny as hell

Yes! We HAVE to get Yahtzee to do this one. After all this straight faced parody hype, it must be done!

I'm really getting sick of these.

We get it, Andy, you're confused and amused by the idea that anyone would play these.
Yeah, I don't get the appeal either, but you're kind of being a dick about it at this point.

RoonMian:
There are people putting hard work into this game. There are other people enjoying these kinds of games.

And The Escapist is ironically (or sarcastically, whatever) "praising" this game.

Do we really need hipsters in our hobby? If the game is bad then do a review and tell us it's bad, please. But this destructive crap is just immature and dickish.

Thank you. If I wanted snide jackassery I'd still visit SomethingAwful.

WanderingFool:

Also, Why do I feel like im the only person to know that they were talking about a tractor when I saw the words "farming sim" and "Lamborghini"?

Don't feel alone! I too understood the reference

Well, the sheep sealed the deal. Now I have to get this game.

Knowing how rich and well off rural farmer's are...I'd have been upset if the game excluded their typical vehicle of choice.

Finally I can emulate that old time country farming feeling complete with cow tipping and Lamborghini's

I have to admit, that while the earlier articles had a bit of a tongue and cheek gentle fun to them, they've been recently (this one particularly) been seeming to cross the line from gentle fun to kind of mean.

I mean, they're not my kind of game (No simulator of any sort is), but that doesn't mean they're inherently worth less then my more preferred games like TF2 or Skyrim.

The Gentleman:

SkarKrow:

happy_turtle:
After all these articles I'm guessing Andy Chalk was forced to work on a farm as a child during his summer vacations or something more sinister along those lines.

I think he worked on a special farm for naughty catholic boys or something.

8 posts into a news thread about a farming simulator and we already got our first segway into porn. Yay internet.

On topic, kind of: Are we limited to traditional farming or are we allowed to grow... other crops... like poppies, cacao, or marijuana?

If not, I see big potential for this game in an untapped market demographic...

Not porn, child molestation by people who hold religious authority. But point taken, I apologise for dragging this thread into such things.

Drugs, classy.

SkarKrow:

The Gentleman:

SkarKrow:

I think he worked on a special farm for naughty catholic boys or something.

8 posts into a news thread about a farming simulator and we already got our first segway into porn. Yay internet.

On topic, kind of: Are we limited to traditional farming or are we allowed to grow... other crops... like poppies, cacao, or marijuana?

If not, I see big potential for this game in an untapped market demographic...

Not porn, child molestation by people who hold religious authority. But point taken, I apologise for dragging this thread into such things.

Two words: crazy nuns.

And we're right back there...

SkarKrow:
Drugs, classy.

Hey, some of us want farming to cover all areas of farming, not just the socially acceptable ones like tomatoes, tobacco, and tomacco...

The Gentleman:

SkarKrow:

The Gentleman:

8 posts into a news thread about a farming simulator and we already got our first segway into porn. Yay internet.

On topic, kind of: Are we limited to traditional farming or are we allowed to grow... other crops... like poppies, cacao, or marijuana?

If not, I see big potential for this game in an untapped market demographic...

Not porn, child molestation by people who hold religious authority. But point taken, I apologise for dragging this thread into such things.

Two words: crazy nuns.

And we're right back there...

SkarKrow:
Drugs, classy.

Hey, some of us want farming to cover all areas of farming, not just the socially acceptable ones like tomatoes, tobacco, and tomacco...

More power to you, I want to farm rare item drops personally, they grow on trees.

Tutorial mission: go to the bank and cash in the cheque you just received from US Department of Agriculture which accounts for more than 50% of your annual income.

You know I'm trying hard to get my head around what makes this "farming simulator" so different from other farming games such as harvest moon. Also what are its sales figures and target audience? Oh to be a fly on the wall at a meeting of the developer.

...Am I a hipster for knowing that Lamborghini makes tractors before reading this?

Mr. Omega:
Got my pre-order ready! The Lamborghini will look great in a montage!


I love excuses to post this video....

I stopped by the Escapist right before bed, saw the thread, knew what it was about, and was hoping someone posted that video so I could go to bed with a big stupid smile on my face. Thanks.

I am so glad I copied this off YouTube before they gimped the music/took it down/whatever.
Epic video.

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