North Korean Scientists Confirm That Unicorns Are Real

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DVS BSTrD:
So THAT's why everything is so grey and bleak over in North Korea: they're in the Twilight Zone!

No, that would be the fault of Lord Monochromicorn. I knew he was evil...

Neverhoodian:

DVS BSTrD:
So THAT's why everything is so grey and bleak over in North Korea: they're in the Twilight Zone!

Now don't overdo it with your Fancy Pants puns. The Rarity of them is what keeps them funny.

You gotta love the logic (or lack thereof) behind this:

"Oh hey, I found a sign that references unicorns! That must mean they exist!"

It's like an archeologist from the far future believing Xenomorphs are real after unearthing an old DVD of Alien.

that is about as crazy as a ramen noodle in a bowl of Applejacks.

OT: Really? ....... Really? This proves what exactly?

And in other news, a imortal goddess has been released from the moon and seeks to bring about erternal night across our great country. But do not Fear! our Glorious Leader has a plan that will save us all!!!

CJ1145:
Can't argue with that logic.

All hail Kim Jong-Unicorn!

Oh my jesus yes.

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Kopikatsu:
Sinjungdonggukyojisungnam?

Sinjungdonggukyojisungnam?

How the hell do you even pronounce that? It looks like someone let the cat walk across their keyboard.

No it doesn't. It looks like someone let their millipede walk across the keyboard.

Ummmm...Aren't these the guys who claim that Jim Kong Li was born under a double rainbow?
And believe his birthday is celebrated around the world?
And that the first time he picked up golf, he shot a 38-under par round on North Korea's only golf course, including 11 holes-in-one?

I'm sorry, just seeing as this is the same country we're talking about, I'm taking this with a grain of salt.
I know I'm painting a broad stroke, but if a member of the US, a country with less bullshit (But not though lack of trying), House Committee on Science, Space and Technology calls evolution lies from pit of hell, then it is possible that in a country raised on propaganda, someone might be spinning a tall tale.
....
Please don't flame me.

Are we sure The Onion isn't involved here somewhere.....

Best Scientific discovery ever.

KeyMaster45:

(This is getting kind of pathetic though, mostly because I think they actually expect people to believe their bullshit.)

I read some page on wikipedia (either Kim Jung Il's page, or NK's page in general) that was a gold mine of of this sort of stuff.

It makes you wonder whether they're really arrogant, or really stupid.

Tsaba:

Neverhoodian:

DVS BSTrD:
So THAT's why everything is so grey and bleak over in North Korea: they're in the Twilight Zone!

Now don't overdo it with your Fancy Pants puns. The Rarity of them is what keeps them funny.

You gotta love the logic (or lack thereof) behind this:

"Oh hey, I found a sign that references unicorns! That must mean they exist!"

It's like an archeologist from the far future believing Xenomorphs are real after unearthing an old DVD of Alien.

that is about as crazy as a ramen noodle in a bowl of Applejacks.

OT: Really? ....... Really? This proves what exactly?

Well, aren't you three Trixie...

seriously, North Korea is full of Lunatics.

well, someone let a troll loose, a long time ago.

Ingjald:

Tsaba:

Neverhoodian:
Now don't overdo it with your Fancy Pants puns. The Rarity of them is what keeps them funny.

You gotta love the logic (or lack thereof) behind this:

"Oh hey, I found a sign that references unicorns! That must mean they exist!"

It's like an archeologist from the far future believing Xenomorphs are real after unearthing an old DVD of Alien.

that is about as crazy as a ramen noodle in a bowl of Applejacks.

OT: Really? ....... Really? This proves what exactly?

Well, aren't you three Trixie...

seriously, North Korea is full of Lunatics.

Three Trixie? Why no sir, I would say I'm a little Spitfire.
OT: Yes, yes they are crazy and they probably believe the story.

rhizhim:
well, someone let a troll loose, a long time ago.

FAN -wait for it- TASTIC! Hahahah!!

zdog jr:

TizzytheTormentor:
That is all well and good, but what about Rainicorns?!


Plain unicorns are so last year...like totally!

I think the ancient mongol empire rode them into battle.

Sweet. Good enough for me. XD

Andy Chalk:
They know it's a unicorn lair because a rectangular rock with the words "Unicorn Lair" carved into it stands out front.

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Incontrovertible evidence, right there. Yup. Undoubtedly. Scientific and logical.

Kopikatsu:
Sinjungdonggukyojisungnam?

Sinjungdonggukyojisungnam?

How the hell do you even pronounce that? It looks like someone let the cat walk across their keyboard.

lol . well i see it as:
Sin-jung-dong-gu-kyo-ji-sung-nam (doesn't seem that difficult if it is even the correct way to say it. My Korean sucks badly)

Honestly russian looks weirder to me >.<

Next, on That's So North Korea!...

KeyMaster45:

TizzytheTormentor:
That is all well and good, but what about Rainicorns?!


Plain unicorns are so last year...like totally!

Well Lady Rainicorn does speak Korean I think, so this is totally plausible. I mean it was labeled "Unicorn Lair" after all.

Actually she speeks Japanese. But this does explain why North Korea hates Japan.

Scrumpmonkey:
Did the lair of the unicorn look like this?;

Well, maybe...
But then, maybe it looked like this.

Probably yours though. I mean who other than a unicorn that lives with a dragon would call their home a lair?

OT: So did they find the actual unicorn?

elilupe:

Andy Chalk:
Sinjungdonggukyojisungnam

I found a typo. That cannot be a real word...

It's the only book to be written by a guy right in the middle of a stroke. It starts off really well actually, but tails off towards the end...

Of course, cuz North Korea never makes stuff up...
Surely I'm not the first to notice that any country that has to put the words "democratic" or "people's" in their name, never is.

And here I was hoping that Un might be just a little less crazy. Way to go North Korea, you have again embarrassed yourself on the international stage.

Sorry Korea. There is only one Unicorn I care about.
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Is your Unicorn as awesome as her? No? Then I do not care.

Andy Chalk:
They know it's a unicorn lair because a rectangular rock with the words "Unicorn Lair" carved into it stands out front.

... Seems Legit.

Everyone point and laugh at the retarded kid (North Korea) who no one on the bloc likes.

OT: This sounds like NK all right. What i don't get is why China is still friends with the fuckers. I mean all they have to do is punch them and they control the damn place. Everyone hates NK and China barely is at a alliance with them. They don't even need them anymore to be there, no one would care if the Chinese took it over.

So is this suppose to add cool points to North Korea.

Either way, next thing on the list of mystical creature to rediscover is the Pegasus!

It's from North Korea.

IT MUST BE TRUE! :D

FelixG:
This seems legit.

I want them to investigate dragons next please!

One sec. Gonna write "Dragon lair" on a rock with a sharpie and lay it on my doormat. I'll make millions in tourism. Wait, can North Koreans leave the country? Dammit, a flaw in my plan!

Neverhoodian:

You gotta love the logic (or lack thereof) behind this:

"Oh hey, I found a sign that references unicorns! That must mean they exist!"

It's like an archeologist from the far future believing Xenomorphs are real after unearthing an old DVD of Alien.

Hang on. Does the article claim that the rock has been proven to be old? I read this and assumed they'd just made the rock and then told people they "found" it. I mean, if it was actually lying there for almost 700 years, you'd think something would have happened to move it at some point.

Scrumpmonkey:
Did the lair of the unicorn look like this?;

So North Korea is what happens to Equestria when the bad guys win? is this why people hate Bronies? Maybe they are communists/future dictators?

Fossils or it didn't happen.

Or I guess, in this case, "it didn't exist".

Because yeah, we all know that ancient texts speaking of mythical creatures are always to be taken as historical fact.

Evil Smurf:

Scrumpmonkey:
Did the lair of the unicorn look like this?;

So North Korea is what happens to Equestria when the bad guys win? is this why people hate Bronies? Maybe they are communists/future dictators?

Personally I was thinking more along the lines of fascism than communism.
The ponies live in a capitalist dictatorship after all.
Praise the day when the entire world is united under the flag of FRIENDSHIP!

Kim Jun Un totally has an Alicorn OC.

Scarim Coral:
So is this suppose to add cool points to North Korea.

Either way, next thing on the list of mystical creature to rediscover is the Pegasus!

Timedraven 117:
Everyone point and laugh at the retarded kid (North Korea) who no one on the bloc likes.

OT: This sounds like NK all right. What i don't get is why China is still friends with the fuckers. I mean all they have to do is punch them and they control the damn place. Everyone hates NK and China barely is at a alliance with them. They don't even need them anymore to be there, no one would care if the Chinese took it over.

China keep NK as cannon fodder.
They're fanatic and loyal, perfect cannon fodder.
They can armed "all" of their citizen(old, women, children) if need be, and those are willing to fight to the death too.
This is what made NK so dangerous. True, their technology is so out of date but their zerg rush tactic would be devastating.
And with China back them up, they're even more formidable.
Imagine you manage to fend of million of troops and realized that they didnt even send in their main force(which is even more massive and better armed)

Filiecs:
ersonally I was thinking more along the lines of fascism than communism.
The ponies live in a capitalist dictatorship after all.
Praise the day when the entire world is united under the flag of FRIENDSHIP!

As a communist (Christian Marxist) I have usually always been been disappointed by communist regimes, If only the North Koreans everyone in the world realised that friendship is magic!

Courtneypants will be pleased, I assure you all. It's tough, fighting against the non-believers for many years.

Filiecs:

Evil Smurf:

Scrumpmonkey:
Did the lair of the unicorn look like this?;

So North Korea is what happens to Equestria when the bad guys win? is this why people hate Bronies? Maybe they are communists/future dictators?

Personally I was thinking more along the lines of fascism than communism.
The ponies live in a capitalist dictatorship after all.
Praise the day when the entire world is united under the flag of FRIENDSHIP!

Well considering Princess celestia doesn't nationalize the businesses of equestria. I think we can safely assume It's just a Regular o'l Monarchist-Dictatorship with a free-market.

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