Shark 1: My...My god...My plan...It failed...I... Shark 2: I CAN'T BREATHE! Shark 1: That's right...I'm sorry soldier, but a death on the battlefield is better than a death in a POW camp. Shark 2: BUT SIR! I...I have children! I have a wife! Shark 1: I know private, so do I. However, it is freedom or death, and we've been out-witted by the evil tyrannical dictatorship that is man. Let us...Let us just go to sleep and be free...Free forever...
Meanwhile in the ocean...
Shark Jnr: "Mother when's daddy coming home?" Mother Shark: "Oh dear sweetheart, I'm afraid daddy is... sleeping with the fishes now" Shark Jnr: "Oh, so he'll home real soon then?" Mother Shark: "No I mean he's... he sleeps in the big ocean in the sky" Shark Jnr: "So... you mean he's...*sniff*...dead?" Mother Shark: "I'm sorry Junior" Shark Jnr: "NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I swear I'll revenge you father! I will hunt down and kill everyone of those two legged land fish they call man! Mother Shark: "Don't you think you are being rash here Junior?" Shark Jnr: "Damn it mother stop calling me Junior! Call by my father's name... Jaws."
PunkRex: Look at those arse holes just snapping pics of the poor sharks, THEY NOT SELL BATH TUBS IN THAT SWANKY MALL, THEY NOT SELL EVIAN AND SALT!?! DO SOOOOOOOOOOOMETHIIIIIIING!!!
It's China - the sharks might have been toxic to human skin.
More seriously, that was damn thick glass. Even with that much water it seems like there had to have been structural flaws in either the glass or the framing structure (maybe the building pressing down, flexing it). Or maybe the sharks had diamond drill bits or frickin' lasers on their heads.
Riobux: ...Why would you use the word "launches"? I just imagined a shark propelling it's self out the aquarium as though shot by a cannon.
Perhaps it was some daring escape attempt by the sharks that was not properly thought through.
"Awright. What we do is we slam into the glass a few times over night until the glass is weaken, and then during the thickest crowd we can, we'll slam into the glass lightly, enough to smash it. Then, it's up to you guys to launch yourself as hard as possible into the customers, try to go for the head, or at least the chest. Once our captivators are dead, we'll escape."
And sadly, it didn't kill any shoppers.
I read that in a cockney accent... does that make me a bad person?
OT: aww ): Those poor sharks. Why are they so horrid to sharks in China?...
Perhaps it was some daring escape attempt by the sharks that was not properly thought through.
"Awright. What we do is we slam into the glass a few times over night until the glass is weaken, and then during the thickest crowd we can, we'll slam into the glass lightly, enough to smash it. Then, it's up to you guys to launch yourself as hard as possible into the customers, try to go for the head, or at least the chest. Once our captivators are dead, we'll escape."
And sadly, it didn't kill any shoppers.
I read that in a cockney accent... does that make me a bad person?
OT: aww ): Those poor sharks. Why are they so horrid to sharks in China?...
Haha, it might of been because I wrote "alright" as "awright" as though it was a London mobster.
Tbh its china, they probally shot someone for this (joke, i hope... <.<) but some one got in a pile of crap for this so fear not the sharks were probally avenged for the massive amount of stupid in play here.
"Awright. What we do is we slam into the glass a few times over night until the glass is weaken, and then during the thickest crowd we can, we'll slam into the glass lightly, enough to smash it. Then, it's up to you guys to launch yourself as hard as possible into the customers, try to go for the head, or at least the chest. Once our captivators are dead, we'll escape."
And sadly, it didn't kill any shoppers.
I read that in a cockney accent... does that make me a bad person?
OT: aww ): Those poor sharks. Why are they so horrid to sharks in China?...
Haha, it might of been because I wrote "alright" as "awright" as though it was a London mobster.
That may well have been it. I love sharks though, so this is kinda sad ):
McMullen: This sounds like the injuries were due only to the the glass and water, not the sharks. That much water and glass being thrown at people would be just as harmful if it contained sea bass, even if they were not mutated or ill-tempered.
Yeah it is a bit sad to see such headline-behavior on the Escapist. I am not calling out a case of KOTAKU just yet (i was there when it all went down pretty fast. X-( ) but it is still a bit sad.
What happened to Kotaku? I haven't read much from them in awhile, but I remembering them being a pretty decent publication.
DarkRyter: This is the second saddest news I've heard all year.
Those poor sharks.
...I'm not sure if to ask about the most saddest news, but I'm guessing it's going to be something akin to "I went to the fridge one day and found out we're out of Coca Cola, and all we had left was store brand diet cola. It was terrible."
DarkRyter: This is the second saddest news I've heard all year.
Those poor sharks.
...I'm not sure if to ask about the most saddest news, but I'm guessing it's going to be something akin to "I went to the fridge one day and found out we're out of Coca Cola, and all we had left was store brand diet cola. It was terrible."
Have you had store brand cola? I'd be bawling my eyes out if I had to drink that stuff.
I guess the moral is if you're going to have a giant fish tank in a shopping center and then you're going to then fill said tank with sharks then you either want to have frequent maintenance checks or stronger glass.
Shark 4: Oh that's real nice. Doesn't know me even though we've been in the same school for years.
Shark 5: Hey guys! What if....we bury down through the ground. I hear there is water under the ground: And if we do that, we can bury a tunnel out of here and swim to the ocean!
Shark 2: .....Remind me why we havn't cannibalised this moron?
Shark 4: Oh that's real nice. Doesn't know me even though we've been in the same school for years.
Shark 5: Hey guys! What if....we bury down through the ground. I hear there is water under the ground: And if we do that, we can bury a tunnel out of here and swim to the ocean!
Shark 2: .....Remind me why we havn't cannibalised this moron?
Shark 6:Hey hare those human pricks taking pictures of us Shark 7: OMG were going to be famous make sure they get my good side ^_^
Shark 4: Oh that's real nice. Doesn't know me even though we've been in the same school for years.
Shark 5: Hey guys! What if....we bury down through the ground. I hear there is water under the ground: And if we do that, we can bury a tunnel out of here and swim to the ocean!
Shark 2: .....Remind me why we havn't cannibalised this moron?
Shark 6:Hey hare those human pricks taking pictures of us Shark 7: OMG were going to be famous make sure they get my good side ^_^
Shark 8: "Why did they put so many sharks in one tank? No wonder it broke."
PunkRex: Look at those arse holes just snapping pics of the poor sharks, THEY NOT SELL BATH TUBS IN THAT SWANKY MALL, THEY NOT SELL EVIAN AND SALT!?! DO SOOOOOOOOOOOMETHIIIIIIING!!!
It's China - the sharks might have been toxic to human skin.
More seriously, that was damn thick glass. Even with that much water it seems like there had to have been structural flaws in either the glass or the framing structure (maybe the building pressing down, flexing it). Or maybe the sharks had diamond drill bits or frickin' lasers on their heads.
yeah, nothing new to that in China, isn't like they have codes or standards, never mind all the corruption and swindling.
Shark 5: Hey guys! What if....we bury down through the ground. I hear there is water under the ground: And if we do that, we can bury a tunnel out of here and swim to the ocean!
Shark 2: .....Remind me why we havn't cannibalised this moron?
Shark 6:Hey hare those human pricks taking pictures of us Shark 7: OMG were going to be famous make sure they get my good side ^_^
Shark 8: "Why did they put so many sharks in one tank? No wonder it broke."
Shark 9: what are you talking about son? Shark 10: He said how many of us made the glass break! Shark 11: How are we evening talking without water? Shark 2: Can you guys just stop! Shark 42: Now this is ridiculous T___T
McMullen: This sounds like the injuries were due only to the the glass and water, not the sharks. That much water and glass being thrown at people would be just as harmful if it contained sea bass, even if they were not mutated or ill-tempered.
Yeah it is a bit sad to see such headline-behavior on the Escapist. I am not calling out a case of KOTAKU just yet (i was there when it all went down pretty fast. X-( ) but it is still a bit sad.
You think this is the first such headline? Escapist has a very good (or bad if you will) reputation for them.
Xan Krieger: I do feel bad for the sharks, especially since the people just stood there and took pictures instead of picking them up and rushing them to the nearest fishtank.
Personally, I wouldn't feel safe going near a shark, regardless if it's suffocating or not.
I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy at all.....your the crazy one you with your red shirt avatar you Shark 731: Dude he might have a point.... Shark 999: Yeah this is going to far man. Shut up your just in my mind be quiet or I'll Drown you Drown you allllll HehehehehEHHehE O_O
I first read "fifteen sharks injured; 3 humans dead", and I thought that the whole ordeal was pretty funny and stupid. Then I found out that people only got injured, and those poor sharks died. This turned something that was funny and stupid into an outright tragedy. Whoever thought of putting those animals in such a precarious position should go to jail for crimes against huge manatees.
Ehh, the japanese have done everything. They're like the simpsons.