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I think Canada's Parliament just one upped the US congress.... | |
Reminds me of when the Australian PM gave a speech about the impending apocalypse... | |
Also, taking cover from zombies only to be surrounded by floridiots. I'll take my chances with Canadian Bear-Zombies. OT: Canada must be the most chill place on earth if that's what their parliament can afford to do. I know where i'm spending my future now. | |
This man is a necroist. He is clearly trying to score political points against a group those who cannot possibly voice their opinion, or defend themselves in court. | |
Good to see Canada stepping up! When the zombie outbreak occurs I will feel relatively safe knowing that Australia's natural wild life will provide a solid defense against the living impaired. (My understanding of the National Defense plan is "Go to the center of the country") If all else fails, Antarctica has a plentiful supply of Penguins to live off when I move there to escape. | |
DAMN IT! Why does Canada get all the cool politicians we get this bitch and this moron | |
Actually, for us it's called the "House of Commons." I like it that way, it allow the same "Con is the opposite of Pro" jokes to be made. | |
or you can just casually walk around and casually smash the frozen zombies like pinatas. | |
I've never before seen a question period with both sides of the house laughing :o | |
I love Canada. They so funny. Huh? What was that noise? Oh, just Max Brooks laughing like hell. | |
Damn you Harper, I want a zombie outbreak in Canada in my lifetime! | |
That was pretty awesome, I love how everyone was cracking up :P | |
Oh, Canada..... My home and native land..... It gets pretty weird sometimes. Gotta say that this has been the funniest thing the government has done in years
Actually there really isn't any environment where any of the standard corpse zombies would be able to last more than a month before some form of decay or damage would render them inoperable. Cold will freeze them, heat will desiccate them, humidity will increase decay them, wind will dry them out, rough terrain will cause them to trip and break parts of themselves etc etc. Pretty much the only place where a zombie stands any chance of lasting past a lunar cycle is for them to stay in a climate controlled building. And they're not bright enough to figure that out..... | |
Ah, sometimes I rather enjoy being Canadian... even the Conservatives can have a bit of fun now and again. | |
Hey. Whatcha doin' there? Eatin' folks? Oh jeez. Well would ya mind not doin' that over here? We just refinished the hoose, eh? | |
I imagine it'll be his re-election campaign - "Vote for me and Zombies won't eat your dog!" | |
Which really is no worse than normal for us in SWOntario. CAPTCHA: lager frenzy. The cause of the actual Canadian Zombie Apocalypse. | |
Shows how much Canada has their shit together when they actually have fun while governing. | |
On the other hand, wouldn't they freeze in place if they attempted to invade us? Doesn't smell so bad that way. | |
Probably the most mature things to ever come out of question period. | |
Canada can't have a zombie outbreak. The noble Canadian moose is the zombie's only natural predator. That moose venom is some powerful stuff when applied to undead flesh. Why do you think there haven't been outbreaks there, yet? The moose. | |
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But the cold would slow them significantly, if not freeze them all together.