Mars Rover Draws Giant Penis On Mars

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While were at it, is there anyway we can draw a penis on that mars face we used to see all the time?
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I'd like to make some cheap jokes about snakes, hard and alike.

Anyway, I find this amusing if not a childish. In the end we left our mark.

My lady wants to know why it's always a cock and never a vagina that gets drawn.. There you go Nasa - challenge issued.

Edit: stupid auto-correct.

The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one, he said... but still they come.

We have already been warned...

teh_Canape:

CriticalMiss:
This isn't funny at all. What if the Martians see this and start an interplanetary war? Even 'Indian Love Call' won't save us :(

what if they instead send a probe to Earth or Moon to draw a big ol' pair of titties
with "your move now" written next to it
that'd be grand

If the internet has taught me anything, it's that their next step will be to teabag our noobs.

Teoes:
My lady wants to know why it's always a cock and never a vagina that gets drawn.. There you go Nasa - challenge issued.

Edit: stupid auto-correct.

Really, you wonder why rocket scientists act as though they are afraid of lady parts?

This is payback for those martians drawing dicks in our corn fields and stuff!

this reminds me of all those penis creature on Spore...

LoathsomePete:
What a week for crazy headlines it has been. First we have a Korean teacher beating students and then masturbating in the hallway, then a man from Ohio getting arrested for having sex with his neighbor's inflatable raft, and now this.

Funny how all of them involve penises.

templar1138a:

Signa:

erttheking:
God, imagine if a primitive race develops on Mars and they think that is the sign of God.

Just imagine all the people that wear crosses on Earth, but instead it would be the symbol of their god on Mars.

Or even better, if they all have Stargate Jaffa, but the symbol is tattooed on their forehead.

An alien culture revering the penis as a holy symbol? The cross simile isn't far off. After all, the cross comes from one of the most painful ways to die that humans have come up with.

Also, more than a few of our own cultures have revered the penis. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus

And plenty still do.

Seriously, imagine, long after we're dead and gone, aliens visit Mars. They look at those symbols and wonder what they could be. Maybe it really is just tracks in the dirt, or maybe they're some sort of religious symbol. Maybe it's a way of trying to communicate. They set up civilizations, wondering what these things are, visiting earth, and so on. They find the remains of cities, see these crude drawings all over bathroom stalls which they begin to believe are places where humans went to worship. They discover fossilized human skeletons, but can't tell from the bones that there was at one point a cock on the creature they're examining. They create all these fanciful scenarios, but nothing seems quite right to them. Why are they crudely drawn? Why aren't there more of them around? What is it a picture of anyway?

And then, one day, one of them makes a discovery. Maybe it's an old statue, maybe it's a preserved human corpse. Or maybe it's just a porno stash in a remarkably well-preserved hard drive. Whatever the case, they take a close look at the figure, and all of a sudden it hits them; this civilization was drawing their reproductive organs on other planets. All of a sudden their view of our entire culture is changed from one of mystery and legend to a bunch of evolved monkeys showing off their dicks.

I, for one, am looking forward to being a ghost during this time period.

It would have been appropriate to draw a vulva next to it, together it would have made an emblem of the perpetuity of the human race... instead of just "we, men fuck you all"

Man boldly going further than anyone has gone before and leaving dicks there.

If there is life on mars we must be their annoying hoodlum neighbours. They have to put with us firing probes and that at their planet and now we are vandalising their lawns with penis drawings.

Science always pays off.

Wonder what all the alien species monitoring us will think of it.

Observer: Master, the humans have landed a robot on mars!
Master: Very good, they are improving as species, tell me, what kind of tests are they performing.
O: Well, thats just it, they seem to drawing some sort of religious sign on it.
M: OH, how strange, what religion is this sing from?
O: Apparently it is know as a *checks notes* dick, sir.

I'm sure John Carter is finding this hilarious.

NASA sent a rover to Mars.
It "accidentally" drew penises.
They're really trying weird new ways to recruit people at NASA.

EHKOS:
I just sighed and thought "What would the aliens think?"

This better not backfire.

How exactly would it backfire? Even if we found life, the chances of it being sentient are next to zero. Even if it was, the chances of it realizing that its a giant penis is rather low and on the off chance it did, we're expecting this race to be smart enough to have the ability to retaliate but dumb enough to not realise it wasn't intentional.

I always thought those guys at NASA were a little cocky, but I never thought they'd go this far.

We started the very fist intergalactic PEN15 club.

I think there are enough penis jokes/graffiti for one to be saying them for a solid year so...oh whatever.

This is a war I'm never going to see end.

Duncan Belfast:
Ugh, the patriarchy strikes again. Check your privilege NASA.

I lol'd. Here have a cookie, my good sir. You earnt it.

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Somewhere in South America, Doctor Tiger Ninestein says "I don't care if it cost a billion dollars and the lives of a half-dozen Zeroids, it was worth it."

This is why you dont let peopel modify their games. first thing they do is draw penis everywhere.

Dogstile:
Even if we found life, the chances of it being sentient are next to zero. Even if it was, the chances of it realizing that its a giant penis is rather low and on the off chance it did, we're expecting this race to be smart enough to have the ability to retaliate but dumb enough to not realise it wasn't intentional.

Chances of you existing are even less, and yet here you are.

Well, at least when we get there, we'll have something familiar waiting for us.

That or they are teasing the release of MARSbase alpha. Aeiou.

This is highly sexist. NASA is sexist and misogynist! They must hate women because they want to propagate the idea of males (penises) being dominant, worthy of being drawn on Mars.

/tee hee, yay for sarcasm :D

In all seriousness, this is probably the most awesome thing I've seen since the Jupiter comet impact.

erttheking:
God, imagine if a primitive race develops on Mars and they think that is the sign of God.

Imagine it, "All hail Dickus!"

OT: I almost fell out of my fucking chair reading this, this is glorious.

The exploration of mars was long and hard

Andy Shandy:
And now in retaliation China/Russia/somebody draws a vagina on Venus. Or just turns it some sort of vagina-planet

Also...
Is it aiming at Uranus?

"And the wang shall pierce the heavenly skies on the solstice of 2050, when the celestial spheres align and the path to Uranus is revealed"

Captcha: "which one is smallest?" oh you, sly devil

That's it mission is over boys this is as good as it gets! Next step for humanity is first porno on mars.

eleriaqueen:
It would have been appropriate to draw a vulva next to it, together it would have made an emblem of the perpetuity of the human race... instead of just "we, men fuck you all"

They're saving that for when we land a probe on Venus. HEYO!

Mars can suck it.

One the greater scientific achievements of new millennium, clearly.
Well, at least we aren't hiding anything about who we really are.

First trolling of alien planet! Small step for humanity but a great step for trolls!

Arina Love:
That's it mission is over boys this is as good as it gets! Next step for humanity is first porno on mars.

I actually heard that a retired porn star might be one of the people to be going on a one way trip to mars. Authentic Mars porn might not be that far off!

personion:
There's a joke in this.

Something like "Girls go to Mars to get candy bars, guys go to Venus..."

"...and draw a penis"?

Apollo45:

LoathsomePete:
What a week for crazy headlines it has been. First we have a Korean teacher beating students and then masturbating in the hallway, then a man from Ohio getting arrested for having sex with his neighbor's inflatable raft, and now this.

Funny how all of them involve penises.

templar1138a:

Signa:

Just imagine all the people that wear crosses on Earth, but instead it would be the symbol of their god on Mars.

Or even better, if they all have Stargate Jaffa, but the symbol is tattooed on their forehead.

An alien culture revering the penis as a holy symbol? The cross simile isn't far off. After all, the cross comes from one of the most painful ways to die that humans have come up with.

Also, more than a few of our own cultures have revered the penis. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus

And plenty still do.

Seriously, imagine, long after we're dead and gone, aliens visit Mars. They look at those symbols and wonder what they could be. Maybe it really is just tracks in the dirt, or maybe they're some sort of religious symbol. Maybe it's a way of trying to communicate. They set up civilizations, wondering what these things are, visiting earth, and so on. They find the remains of cities, see these crude drawings all over bathroom stalls which they begin to believe are places where humans went to worship. They discover fossilized human skeletons, but can't tell from the bones that there was at one point a cock on the creature they're examining. They create all these fanciful scenarios, but nothing seems quite right to them. Why are they crudely drawn? Why aren't there more of them around? What is it a picture of anyway?

And then, one day, one of them makes a discovery. Maybe it's an old statue, maybe it's a preserved human corpse. Or maybe it's just a porno stash in a remarkably well-preserved hard drive. Whatever the case, they take a close look at the figure, and all of a sudden it hits them; this civilization was drawing their reproductive organs on other planets. All of a sudden their view of our entire culture is changed from one of mystery and legend to a bunch of evolved monkeys showing off their dicks.

I, for one, am looking forward to being a ghost during this time period.

I for one thought of the protheans from mass effect while reading this. the hannar worship them, and people look to them as technological gods... Imagin of that had happened to humans in mass effect? lol

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