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News Room Contributor  Posts: 8086 Joined: 12 Nov 2002     | |
Paperboy  Posts: 47 Joined: 20 Mar 2008     | Sporn vids |
Press Junketeer Posts: 469 Joined: 15 Dec 2007     | take a look at that pic, and not long ago there was a thread about penis shaped creatures in spore, it looks that someway, this game was a bad idea |
Paperboy Posts: 47 Joined: 20 Mar 2008 | Is there any word on the rating for this game yet? We don't want our impressionable kiddies invading world after world of player created giant cock monsters, do we? |
News Room Contributor Posts: 8086 Joined: 12 Nov 2002 | I think what this thread needs is a Spore Creature Creator Giant Penis Monster Creation Contest. Post pics of your original Spore Creature Creator Giant Penis Monster and win! Yup. That's what we need. |
Artist  Posts: 545 Joined: 13 Jun 2002    | Far, far away on the cold, dark planet of Choadaria, lived the Choadarians. |
News Room Contributor Posts: 8086 Joined: 12 Nov 2002 | Dude, we are totally doing this. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 173 Joined: 17 May 2008     | I don't think my cock could even compare to yours, really. |
Server Administrator  Posts: 550 Joined: 27 Sep 2004     | Landslide is a specialist in the 3D modeling of genitalia. I'm pretty sure he took at least one class on the topic. |
News Room Contributor Posts: 8086 Joined: 12 Nov 2002 | I hear he's got lots of hands-on experience, too. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2275 Joined: 13 Sep 2007    | So, I won't be banned for posting a picture of the creature I made in response to this? By the way, thanks Virgil. EDIT: I'll risk it. EDIT2: |
News Room Contributor Posts: 8086 Joined: 12 Nov 2002 | If it's a legitimate giant penis monster from the Spore Creature Creator, I don't see a problem. edit: AHAHAHAHAHAHA, that's awesome |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2275 Joined: 13 Sep 2007 |
Well that's a relief. I'm glad you like it, you can pet it if you want. :) |
Muckraker  Posts: 295 Joined: 13 Feb 2008   |
Hahaaahahhaha! This entire thread has made my day. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1309 Joined: 21 Nov 2007  |
I...I couldnt resist. :D |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 795 Joined: 16 Apr 2008     | "Sporn"... That's going to be an internationally-used word by the end of today. |
News Room Contributor Posts: 8086 Joined: 12 Nov 2002 | Nice use of colour on SilentHunter's entry. The competition is stiffening! |
Paperboy  Posts: 38 Joined: 31 Dec 2007    | I can't expand my penis-shaped creatures far enough for them to be an exact replica of mine. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 102 Joined: 7 Dec 2007 |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3252 Joined: 8 May 2008  | HA-HA! How classy. I must go download this and join in the fun! P.S. easykill's is better. Go on, pet it, it wont bite. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2174 Joined: 14 Nov 2007   |
Not amazing, I know, but I only spent about 5 minutes on it. EDIT This pic's better. I call him Peenor by the way...
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News Room Contributor Posts: 8086 Joined: 12 Nov 2002 | Behold the awesome terror of...
STEVE! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2275 Joined: 13 Sep 2007 | Damn! And I was thinking I was gonna win... Nice one Malygris. |
News Room Contributor Posts: 8086 Joined: 12 Nov 2002 |
Good question, actually. The Spore Creature Creator is rated E (Everyone), and the Spore website indicates the game itself will get a similar rating. But a big, boldfaced notice under the ESRB rating in the Creature Creator warns that the ESRB "does not rate online transactions." In other words, play it by yourself and it's good family fun; play it online, you get giant penis monsters. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1309 Joined: 21 Nov 2007 |
That's amazing. Even if you're prude, one has to admit that that is a work of art. I wouldn't even mind if that showed up in my game :) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1256 Joined: 13 Jan 2007 | Slightly off topic (no dick inside): |
News Room Contributor Posts: 8086 Joined: 12 Nov 2002 | Let's just say that I have no burning desire to whip up a girlfriend (or boyfriend) for Steve. As for the images, so far I think Easykill has my vote. That eye is deeply disturbing. New thread rule: No further questions will be answered unless they are accompanied by an image of an original giant penis monster creation! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3343 Joined: 10 Feb 2008  | Aaaa yes, puberty humor, gotta love it. |
Contributor  Posts: 91 Joined: 6 Sep 2006   | It looks like someone's finally caught up with the gaming press and yanked all of the videos from RockPaperShotgun off of youtube. Hope they can be hosted elsewhere. Best laugh I've had in awhile. Well done all. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1813 Joined: 8 Apr 2008    | I see awesome 1950's B-Movie parodies when Spore finally comes out... (or would "C-Movies" be more appropriate, haha) "Invasion of the Giant Penis Monsters... FROM SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!!" |
On the Record  Posts: 5674 Joined: 2 Dec 2007   | I do think Assassinator wins by sheer awesomeness! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4297 Joined: 20 Dec 2007   | Do you think this will be long term or are we going to get this out of our system by the time the game comes? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3644 Joined: 3 Apr 2008    | definatley long term, I have on in the process now, it shall be sweet |
BANNED  Posts: 302 Joined: 6 May 2008 | So what about vagina monsters? User was banned for: Random answer generator request and also do you have any eccentricities?. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3252 Joined: 8 May 2008 |
nah, easykill FTW. but Assassinator's was a first second and third place |
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Spore Fans Make 250,000 Creatures In One Day
Only one day after the release of the Spore Creature Creator, more than 250,000 new and unique life forms have been created by Spore fans anxiously awaiting the launch of the game.
The trial version of the Spore Creature Creator, available free from the Spore website, includes 25 percent of the Creature parts that will be included with the full game, giving players a chance to gain experience building beasts in advance of the game's launch.
The new alien life forms can be played with and exchanged with other members of the Spore community, and can be imported into Spore when the game is installed. The full version of the Spore Creature Creator will be available as a standalone "creativity toy box" for $9.99.
"The response to the Spore Creature Creator has been overwhelming," said Spore Executive Producer Lucy Bradshaw. "The creativity and passion that the community is putting into their creatures is spectacular. The development team has spent the last 24 hours checking out the amazing creations racing in from all corners of the globe - with peak volume hitting more than 1000 creatures being shared a minute."
While enjoying significant success as a mass-appeal entertainment tool, the Spore Creature Creator is also being embraced by the scientific community as an opportunity to gain valuable insights into the Freeman Postulate #1, better known outside the walls of academia as "time to cock," the amount of time it takes gamers with content-creation tools to generate a penis. Analysts say early reports that the majority of the creatures built with the Spore Creature Creator are giant penis monsters are entirely true, and wholly unsurprising.
Spore, the latest effort from Will Wright and Maxis, will let players guide the evolution of alien beings from single-cell organisms to a civilization that spans the stars, and also share the fruits of their efforts via a large central database, into which player-generated content can be uploaded, graded and then redistributed to other players. The game is currently set for release in September.
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