CodeChrono:
Most of the shirts with the quotes bother me. I have relatives that are legally retarded, and it would just be in bad taste to get that one. The assasain one screams "otaku", and the charasmatic stallion one looks like one of those things you would expect men to wear when they feel insecure about themselves. But I love the e swerved one on the shoulder (goes to order).

Thanks for listening to the people! We really appriciate it. :O

lol using the WORD otaku screams otaku

If one ever says "BOTHER THIS NONSENSE" I'm 'aving it. As it stands, I'll be getting the ASSASSIN one cos I look good in red.

Charismatic Stallion shirt here I come! I don't know why people are complaining over the logo size, it seems fine to me. Maybe dull the yellow a little bit so you don't draw all the attention away from the shirt to the sleeve.

ever consider a plain black shirt with a ZP logo on the arm. That would probably be a lot better.... maybe u could put the website in small letter

Susan Arendt:

SaintWaldo:
So, Susan, when are you going to use your new found proximity to Yahtzee! to wheedle us all a line of ZP baddy plushies? Not that the Ts aren't a neat trick, but I'd like to hug one of those pointy little bastards while I'm lying in the corner crying over his latest evisceration of a cherished series. Anything you can do to help me in that little dream would be repaid with large sums of boundless gratitude and thought-chocolate.

Trust me, my friend, I am lobbying hard for the gremlin plushies. Haaaaard.

That was one of the first things we wanted to do, too! We're just trying to figure out how to manage it.

And as Susan mentioned before, if you don't see a size, it's sold out for now (as I know each size was listed earlier). But they will be restocked, so keep looking.

We have a couple of samples in the office and we washed them, just to test. These are nice, heavy cotton shirts. They didn't bleed on washing - though I will note the baby tee shrunk ever so slightly, so take that into account upon ordering.

Susan Arendt

Trust me, my friend, I am lobbying hard for the gremlin plushies. Haaaaard.

All right! I'd get that for a friend. Now all we need is the muhmorpuger and "The world would end, and it would be awesome!" tees. I would totally buy those. And if they're sold out of the XL size, that must mean that quite a lot of people are interested, so that's a good sign.

though I will note the baby tee shrunk ever so slightly

Which I say again is totally 100% fine by me.

Where is the Eagle Semen one?

I am dissapointed of your lack of influence in the PR department Russ!

sammyfreak:
Where is the Eagle Semen one?

I am dissapointed of your lack of influence in the PR department Russ!

Oh no he di'nt!!

I'm going to second that recommendation for a copy of the "Assassin" T done on a white hoodie with grey print. 'Twould be parfait. As it is I'm definitely getting the "ZP" and "Issues" Ts, and I'm considering "Assassin". (Skipping the "pants-on-head", though, as people ask worriedly about my health if I wear yellow.)

I have also, wittingly and with malice aforethought, linked to this article in the Halo.Bungie.Org forums. Moo-hoo-ha-ha. (Which should also be a ZP T, eventually.)

-- Steve

Andraste:

sammyfreak:
Where is the Eagle Semen one?

I am dissapointed of your lack of influence in the PR department Russ!

Oh no he di'nt!!

The "We have issues" one would be awesome to wear to a family counciling session.

I'm honestly surprised at the lack of 'Call me Retard McSpackypants!' shirt.

So I need to deposit some money into my bank account and get these shirts. Granted, I have $2000 worth of paychecks I haven't even cashed yet, but when I do, the "Assassin" and "Pants" shirts will be my first buys. The "Assassin" one will be my typical everyday 'wear-out-in-public-so-as-to-look-cool-in-front-of-my-friends-who-think-they're-better-than-me-and-can-go-[CENSORED]-themselves' shirt, and then the "Pants" one will be my classic 'go-out-on-a-very-sunny-day-and-BLIND-people' shirt. I've had one for every year since I was six, and bright yellow and white are the perfect colors to blind those unsuspecting bastards. The other ones... ehhhhh. Not bad, per se, but not great.

And to SaintWaldo: I support that idea 100%. I'd love to have one of those giddy, pokey buggers to snuggle at night.

I'm trying to decide between the pants on head retarded or the charismatic stallion.

Will we see more shirts in the future?

Where is the Eagle Semen one?

I am dissapointed of your lack of influence in the PR department Russ!

I think I'd technically have to donate all revenues from the sale of that to the TechTV/G4 retirement fund. More trouble than it's worth. Especially considering how they're looking these days ;)

Anton P. Nym:
I'm going to second that recommendation for a copy of the "Assassin" T done on a white hoodie with grey print. 'Twould be parfait. As it is I'm definitely getting the "ZP" and "Issues" Ts, and I'm considering "Assassin". (Skipping the "pants-on-head", though, as people ask worriedly about my health if I wear yellow.)

I have also, wittingly and with malice aforethought, linked to this article in the Halo.Bungie.Org forums. Moo-hoo-ha-ha. (Which should also be a ZP T, eventually.)

-- Steve

you heard him, the ppl have spoken! we want white assassin hoodies! :-)

Just liked to say thanks for the heads up about the XL's...

I'm not fat, I'm just tall...so i need the longer shirt

For the record, I would also like to voice my support of the Assassin hoodie. So the question now becomes, if forced to choose between a gremlin plushie and an Assassin hoodie, what would I do? What would I do?

How about miniature Assassin hoodies designed to fit ON the gremlin plushies?

nooooooooo i want one!
i want one of each T_T
deinifty the "pants on the head retarted" though

Archon:
How about miniature Assassin hoodies designed to fit ON the gremlin plushies?

Squeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Yes, please!

Archon:
How about miniature Assassin hoodies designed to fit ON the gremlin plushies?

Brilliant!

it would be really great if a "this shit is bananas" shirt was made. Thats one of the killer lines Yahzee has produced so far, pure class.

Archon:
How about miniature Assassin hoodies designed to fit ON the gremlin plushies?

You, my good man, are made of win

Also: Two words

Shruiken and Lightning

Four more:

Glorious PC-gaming Master Race

I'm going for the Assassin one myself. Just hope the size I bought was right, as they didn't have enough of the large ones in stock by the time I bought one!

If you do make the assassin hoodie please don't have the ZP logo or the website on it. Or at least have the option to not have it on there. I don't want to be a walking advertisement.

I like the shirts; I would probably buy one if I saw one in a store, but I don't like needing to get stuff shipped to me. And all the money I have is cash. No matter what though, if you release Gremlin plushies; I'm buying them.

Womens' sizes would be wonderful. I mean, I realize that most of the nerds are men, but we're a growing population.

Generally though, it doesn't stop me. I have a sewing machine and I bring the sides in to fit me like a womens' tee. If ladies on here really want the shirts, just ask somebody you know that can sew to do the same, or I can offer instructions to do so. It's quite simple.

EDIT:
A color option would also be desirable. I really like the "pants on head retarded" shirt, but I'm a redhead and yellow is only going to make me look like Ronald McDonald gone wrong. Black and Blue are also used in the cartoons, so perhaps those can be added.

You could make more than just the gremlin plushie, and have the different Yahtzee character plushies...such as:

The JRPG Guy Plush
The Assassin Plush
The Nerd Plush
The Big Daddy Plush (might be a no go with rights and all)
The Plain ol' Yahtzee plush

Cynicism not included of course...

i would also like a solid snake one if liscencing wasnt a problem (sp. on all of it)

And for the imp it has to have the 'General British' hat from the tabula rasa video.

I have two bits for it on my wish list too

1.)Fully flip-backable head with a storage containder so he can eat things
2.) a hand so we can give him some weaponry
3.) ooooh and a velociraptor mask from Turok.

AND IT WOULD BE AWESOME. i would probably buy quite a bit of it, or at least beg for it as a b-day gift

smallharmlesskitten:
i would also like a solid snake one if liscencing wasnt a problem (sp. on all of it)

And for the imp it has to have the 'General British' hat from the tabula rasa video.

I have two bits for it on my wish list too

1.)Fully flip-backable head with a storage containder so he can eat things
2.) a hand so we can give him some weaponry
3.) ooooh and a velociraptor mask from Turok.

AND IT WOULD BE AWESOME. i would probably buy quite a bit of it, or at least beg for it as a b-day gift

...So much for keeping production costs to a minimum

Isaac Dodgson:

smallharmlesskitten:
i would also like a solid snake one if liscencing wasnt a problem (sp. on all of it)

And for the imp it has to have the 'General British' hat from the tabula rasa video.

I have two bits for it on my wish list too

1.)Fully flip-backable head with a storage containder so he can eat things
2.) a hand so we can give him some weaponry
3.) ooooh and a velociraptor mask from Turok.

AND IT WOULD BE AWESOME. i would probably buy quite a bit of it, or at least beg for it as a b-day gift

...So much for keeping production costs to a minimum

well as you can see it is my wish list

sammyfreak:
Where is the Eagle Semen one?

I am dissapointed of your lack of influence in the PR department Russ!

Bwahahahah

I don't see the imp anywhere... why not? I like the imp!

I like the assassin one, and the escapist Tees.

-and I just noticed how many awesome shirts there are on that website...does any of this support escapist? I like the other shirts better >_>