The Return of the Booth Babes!

Booth Babes are back!

Thought to be extinct in the wild since the Great Booth Babe Purge of Ought-Six, Booth Babes have until now been creatures of near-myth, to be studied by schoolchildren and scholars in books and photographs from an earlier, better era. Although specimens have been rumored to exist in the deep wilds of off-site exhibitions, Booth Babes in their natural habitat have been unseen by human eyes for nearly three full years - until today.

Intrepid Kotaku explorer Mike Fahey caught a glimpse of the graceful, elusive creatures earlier today, basking near the display of gaming accessory manufacturer Nyko. The quick-thinking Fahey was able to bring his camera to bear and capture an image of the pair before they bounded off to the safety of the Nintendo Game Reserve. Could this be a sign of a bounce-back in the wild Booth Babe population? Until they can be observed in greater numbers, scientists can only speculate; in the meantime, feast your eyes on these rare beauties here.

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Hallelujah!

... **takes pipe out of mouth** The hunt is on gentlemen. **inserts pipe, takes old fashioned rifle, and leaves**

Hopefully the new booth babes won't look as bored as the older ones, seriously at least try to have a good time.

But hey, it's good they're back.

Pip! Pip! Off we ride to explore new lands in search of babes.

The Intercooler never looked so hot, wot wot.

Did you see what I did there old chaps. Jolly good joke wot.

Fire Daemon:
The Intercooler never looked so hot, wot wot.

Did you see what I did there old chaps. Jolly good joke wot.

If only those babes weren't in the way, I could see more of the Intercooler.

Don't get too close. They can only grow naturally in the wild. They don't respond well to being reared in captivity.

Landslide:
Don't get too close. They can only grow naturally in the wild. They don't respond well to being reared in captivity.

The Intercoolers or the babes?

The B... Well, both really. I guess.

WHat in the devil are we talking about..... aside from hunting...

*Removes .77 calibre Lee Enfield elephant gun from wall hanging.*

Shhh...be vewy vewy qwiet...I'm huntin' Babes...

Bunch of gaming nerds always using guns.
Try perfume. Try a Lynx vial. It's not terribly expensive and has magical agro powers.

It's easy enough to take one of them babes out-- if you can manage to lure them out for a picture, hit them with a tranq round.

The hard part is smuggling them out of the convention. The security guard is a very territorial creature.

HSIAMetalKing:
It's easy enough to take one of them babes out-- if you can manage to lure them out for a picture, hit them with a tranq round.

The hard part is smuggling them out of the convention. The security guard is a very territorial creature.

Oh, I wouldn't worry about those creatures gentlemen... they're very docile once you give them something to play with.

huzzah! Now come gentleman, there is no need for these large caliber rifles. a simple tranq dart will suffice. that way, we can enjoy our sport without endangering the population again.

the_tralfalmadorian:
huzzah! Now come gentleman, there is no need for these large caliber rifles. a simple tranq dart will suffice. that way, we can enjoy our sport without endangering the population again.

I do say, you have no right to deny me my god-given right to bear arms. **takes pipe out of mouth** I suppose you'll tell me to donate my money to those wretched orphans that I use to clean my chimney. Preposterous I say!

Posh! now i'd never go so far as to suggest actually giving MONEY to those wretches, but a meal or two to keep them from grumbling too terribly much is wise now and then. But back on subject. While i would never suggest that you give up your rifles, i was merely suggesting that you leave them on the gun rack for this particular venture. *places monocle in eye* these booth babes must be preserved for posterity!