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Ex-Nintendo Exec: Stupid People Shouldn't Have Sex

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Former Nintendo marketing executive Perrin Kaplan has called out irresponsible parenting and hinted at her return to the industry.

After leaving Nintendo and videogames at the end of 2007, former vice president Perrin Kaplan founded Zebra Partners, a marketing firm with interests in gaming that will launch when her non-compete agreement with Nintendo ends this December.

Speaking at the Penny Arcade Expo, Kaplan announced that she would return to industry as soon as possible.

"I have not left the gaming industry for good. I love it," she proclaimed.

While serving as a panelist at a table about sex and violence in gaming with What They Play's John Davison, Grand Theft Childhood co-author Cheryl Olson and Newsweek's N'Gai Croal, Kaplan commented about the lack of proper parenting over kids who game.

Kaplan stated, "Parents who use videogames as a babysitter shouldn't have sex to begin with."

Source: Spong via GamePolitics

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Press Junketeer
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now its just matter that the goverment and stupid parents hear her

Muckraker
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ooh, I agree. I Agree. A lot. Seriously, if you're not responsible enough to monitor what your kids are playing, than you have no right to be a parent

Paperboy
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This is the first time I've heard the word Nintendo and smiled in a year.

I agree 100%.

Gone Gonzo
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Watch the movie idiocracy. Mike Judge, Luke Wilson, Dystopian future where everyone is stupid for that reason.

Pulitzer Laureate
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Well its true.

Muckraker
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It's an easy solution. Release a lot of sterile stupid-people into the population to stunt it's growth.

They do the same thing with mosquitoes.

Gone Gonzo
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Perrin Kaplan: "Parents who use videogames as a babysitter shouldn't have sex to begin with."
The Escapist: "Stupid People Shouldn't Have Sex"
Spong: "Ban Sex for Lazy Parents"
GamePolitics: "Bad Parents should be banned from having sex"

Nice to see games journalists are just as good at sensationalising as their mainstream counterparts. This sites news articles are becoming more like reading a tabloid by the week.

Gone Gonzo
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Souplex:
Watch the movie idiocracy. Mike Judge, Luke Wilson, Dystopian future where everyone is stupid for that reason.

Beat me to it, but because I can't stress this enough, I shall now just pop out and blatantly say GO WATCH IDIOCRASY IT IS AWESOME! (if not highly disturbing).

Gone Gonzo
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Souplex:
Watch the movie idiocracy. Mike Judge, Luke Wilson, Dystopian future where everyone is stupid for that reason.

So true; that film is an eerie glimpse into the future.

Gone Gonzo
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Tolkienfanatic:
This is the first time I've heard the word Nintendo and smiled in a year.

I agree 100%.

So sad, but so true.

Gone Gonzo
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Cousin_IT:
Perrin Kaplan: "Parents who use videogames as a babysitter shouldn't have sex to begin with."
The Escapist: "Stupid People Shouldn't Have Sex"
Spong: "Ban Sex for Lazy Parents"
GamePolitics: "Bad Parents should be banned from having sex"

Nice to see games journalists are just as good at sensationalising as their mainstream counterparts. This sites news articles are becoming more like reading a tabloid by the week.

Ah, but we clicked on it, didn't we?

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Cousin_IT:
Perrin Kaplan: "Parents who use videogames as a babysitter shouldn't have sex to begin with."
The Escapist: "Stupid People Shouldn't Have Sex"
Spong: "Ban Sex for Lazy Parents"
GamePolitics: "Bad Parents should be banned from having sex"

Nice to see games journalists are just as good at sensationalising as their mainstream counterparts. This sites news articles are becoming more like reading a tabloid by the week.

Well, how would you put it? If a parent I incapable of properly raising a child, then they shouldn't begin the act of coitus in the first place. Unless the child was an accident. So, the alternate headline is "If your parents let you play violent videogames, they don't really love you".

Gone Gonzo
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Indigo_Dingo:
Well, how would you put it?

"Parents who use videogames as a babysitter shouldn't have sex to begin with." Says Ex-Nintendo Exec

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Logan Frederick:
Kaplan stated, "Parents who use videogames as a babysitter shouldn't have sex to begin with."

I love this woman.

Press Junketeer
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I've always liked Perrin Kaplan, even when she was the messenger of bad news. This just reaffirms my faith in her and my hope that she'll come back to the games industry sooner. You're awesome at what you do! Come back to us!

And yes, I agree with this sentiment in totality - poor parenting and upbringing in general (I still believe a bad school and peers can break someone otherwise raised fine) is a terrible thing.

Muckraker
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Shigeru Miyamoto was at that panel? It didn't say that in the book or on the website. I would have gone if I knew he was going to be there. Of course I'm surprised they didn't make a much bigger deal out of his presence. Was he really there?

Gone Gonzo
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...Why couldn't she have been the one on stage at this years cruddy E3? She would have at least made the blow of Nintendo sucking this year that much easier to take.

Anyway, back on topic. I do whole heartadly (SP?) agree. I only wish there was a way from stopping these assholes from having kids in the first place.

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Stupid people should definitely keep having sex and making babies.

How else do you think the economy will survive?

Paperboy
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Cousin_IT:
Perrin Kaplan: "Parents who use videogames as a babysitter shouldn't have sex to begin with."
The Escapist: "Stupid People Shouldn't Have Sex"
Spong: "Ban Sex for Lazy Parents"
GamePolitics: "Bad Parents should be banned from having sex"

Nice to see games journalists are just as good at sensationalising as their mainstream counterparts. This sites news articles are becoming more like reading a tabloid by the week.

haha glad im not the only one to have thought that. I am purposely going to have to look at the Daily Mail now for whatever 'middle-England' sensationalist headline they choose to run with, probably something like "Gamers shouldn't have sex' or "Nintendo calls working mothers bad parents".

Paperboy
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A whole board of people who never played an age-restricted game before they should've?

Impressive. Praise your perfect progenitors!

The chain of horror, immorality and crime that has been my life to date had up until now mystified me... I never considered that my stupid, irresponsible parents didn't love me.

If only the internet had existed then! They could've stood on the shoulders of the moral giants of the message boards, and I might have stood a chance of a decent life.

Gone Gonzo
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This is something that needs painting on buses, trains and buildings. Instead of the usual crap that's stuck everywhere.

Hats off to her for speaking the truth.

EDIT: a couple of people have mentioned Idiocracy, there's also the South Park episode in the first season that has the parent's using the TV as a baby sitter and complaining about it. Good call.

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jacodemon:
A whole board of people who never played an age-restricted game before they should've?

Impressive. Praise your perfect progenitors!

The chain of horror, immorality and crime that has been my life to date had up until now mystified me... I never considered that my stupid, irresponsible parents didn't love me.

If only the internet had existed then! They could've stood on the shoulders of the moral giants of the message boards, and I might have stood a chance of a decent life.

They're not arguing whether or not the parents shouldn't let kids play games not rated for them, they're arguing whether or not the parents shouldn't let kids play games not suitable for them, big difference.

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Now I kinda want to have sex with her, as she's making me like Nintendo again.

Is that wrong?

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"Beat me to it, but because I can't stress this enough, I shall now just pop out and blatantly say GO WATCH >>>IDIOCRASY<<< IT IS AWESOME!"

XD

"They're not arguing whether or not the parents shouldn't let kids play games not rated for them, they're arguing whether or not the parents shouldn't let kids play games not suitable for them"

I'd say the rating is there as a pointer as to that : P Her point seems rather to be that parents shouldn't let games be the sole source of ideas and role-models for children because they are rarely good ones. Irresponsible parents whom have let their children be raised by television and games just to relieve their own stress shouldn't have had children in the first place.

Gone Gonzo
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Thats a GOTY worthy idea!

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Eggo:
Stupid people should definitely keep having sex and making babies.

How else do you think the economy will survive?

You call this surviving? I direct you to the case of Stupid People vs. Northern Rock.

Kaplan stated, "Parents who use videogames as a babysitter shouldn't have sex to begin with."

Root Of All Evil:
Darn tooting, why waste those games on kids who can't appreciate them.

Gone Gonzo
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"Parents who use videogames as a babysitter shouldn't have sex to begin with."

Truer words have never been spoken.

Paperboy
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C'mon guys, don't wreck the future here.

The way you've got it all figured out, the next generation of kids'll all have some kind of education or something, and then who will buy all the games?

The videogame industry NEEDS stupid people like me to be the majority. How could it be expected to sustain its growth unless it was so? Just think, if my parents had raised me properly there's no way I'd spend half my time playing games and the other half writing about them.

Gone Gonzo
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Too bad no one's gonna listen... gah, the stupid parents wouldn't even have internet access.

Copy Clerk
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jacodemon:
A whole board of people who never played an age-restricted game before they should've?

Impressive. Praise your perfect progenitors!

The chain of horror, immorality and crime that has been my life to date had up until now mystified me... I never considered that my stupid, irresponsible parents didn't love me.

If only the internet had existed then! They could've stood on the shoulders of the moral giants of the message boards, and I might have stood a chance of a decent life.

I think the argument is that let your 10 year old play GTA all they want so long as you also raise them to be smart, well-adjusted, reasonable people that can tell right from wrong. Video games are fine unless they impede normal (or proper) child growth.

Copy Clerk
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I'm speechless....

An American executive with actually a good point. Though she won't have any impact. A horde of angry American moms is an unbeatable force. Especially if you tell them it's their own fault...

Nevertheless, I love her.

 
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