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David Jaffe Finds Rep. VP Palin a "MILF"

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A politically opinionated man, God of War developer David Jaffe has found Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin, who has a history of censoring media, to be a physically attractive lady.

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin is a newcomer to the national political scene, gaining notoriety less than a week ago when Republican presidential nominee John McCain selected her to be his running mate for Vice President.

David Jaffe, an outspoken Democrat and the famed developer behind God of War, seemed to take some interest in discussing her addition to the Republican camp less than a day after her nomination.

In a video blog on his personal site, Jaffe veered away from discussing Eat Sleep Play's first game to the relevance of Palin's appointment, as well as her physical attractiveness for a mother of five:

I think she's, you know, kind of cute. She's the perfect definition of a MILF. Not to, you know, disparage her or anything. I'm not trying to sort of make it about that, but it's like that's what I see when I look at her. I didn't love Hillary but I looked at her and I saw experience and intelligence... you look at this woman and you see a MILF. That's what you see.

Her experience doesn't really seem to indicate that she would be all that great as a vice-president and certainly not a president. What are they thinking? The better question is: Why am I seeing so many Republicans thinking this is great? They're trying to make the best of it or am I missing something?

Palin's policies on gaming issues are unknown. However she does have a failed attempt, while mayor of a small Alaskan town, to remove items from a local library due to alleged voter complaints about foul language in certain books. Although it was a minor, non-public request, her willingness to support book banning could translate into anti-industry legislation were she to obtain a seat in Washington.

Source: GamePolitics

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Beat Writer
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Guess me and David Jaffe do have similar tastes. I'm still voting for obama though. I dont think any amount of hot women they could bring out will change that one.

Gone Gonzo
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I love this women because she is going to unknowingly destroy the republics from the inside-out.

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...WHY THE HELL IS THIS AN ARTICLE?

Gone Gonzo
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Its just a shame she's your normal redneck republican. Looks doesn't really matter when they're spewing bile everywhere.

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Aries_Split:
I love this women because she is going to unknowingly destroy the republics from the inside-out.

LOL...I gotta agree there. A hot woman is the bane of any political process. Just ask Bill Clinton.

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TheBadass:
...WHY THE HELL IS THIS AN ARTICLE?

I've got to agree. To quote Nilcypher (sorry man), 'when you think an post is about "Would I hit it?", don't post it.'

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Tina Fey? Anyone?

Gone Gonzo
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Not so much that, I'd never vote for someone on looks, but if its true she's one step away from book burning because someone might read a naughty word, then we need to keep her away from the buttons of power.

I figure anyone thinking like = no GTA5.

No, that's not enough of a reason alone to choose a new president, I know, but I do feel anyone feeling like that would be quite happy to ban or destroy a lot of things they don't like.

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The_root_of_all_evil:

TheBadass:
...WHY THE HELL IS THIS AN ARTICLE?

I've got to agree. To quote Nilcypher (sorry man), 'when you think an post is about "Would I hit it?", don't post it.'

Consider it thirded. A lot of these articles are a stretch... this is just wrong. Why don't we post what Sid Meier's current Facebook status is while we're at it.

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Lvl 64 Klutz:

The_root_of_all_evil:

TheBadass:
...WHY THE HELL IS THIS AN ARTICLE?

I've got to agree. To quote Nilcypher (sorry man), 'when you think an post is about "Would I hit it?", don't post it.'

Consider it thirded. A lot of these articles are a stretch... this is just wrong. Why don't we post what Sid Meier's current Facebook status is while we're at it.

fourthed. please report the "news".

THIS IS NOT NEWS. IF I WANTED GOSSIP, I'D WATCH TV, OR STICK MY HEAD IN AN OVEN. I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF YOU'RE THE KING OF ESCAPIST AND THE ENTIRE WEBERNETS, THIS ISN'T NEWS. GO AWAY.

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Jackpot:

THIS IS NOT NEWS. IF I WANTED GOSSIP, I'D WATCH TV, OR STICK MY HEAD IN AN OVEN. I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF YOU'RE THE KING OF ESCAPIST AND THE ENTIRE WEBERNETS, THIS ISN'T NEWS. GO AWAY.

Guys, chill out. This was just a funny little aside. Let the staff have a little fun, eh?

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Why the caps lock? Only makes your point more invalid, due to it making you look stupid.

As far as news goes, i didn't know she had a history of trying to ban stuff, now i know. So there's some news value to this at least.

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Lt. Sera:
Why the caps lock? Only makes your point more invalid, due to it making you look stupid.

Because I was so shocked to see an article of such little substance on the Escapist, which is normally full of insightful little tidbits, instead of reporting that a games creator thinks that the Rep. VP is a "MILF."

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Anyone see her acceptance speech at the RNC last night? I've only read about it, but it sounds like a lot of republicans think she's the second coming because she can read from a teleprompter.

Her nomination seems to me like a very desperate attempt at courting former Clinton supporters, while simultaneously undermining the McCain campaign's chief criticism of Obama (that he lacks the experience to be commander in chief). I think after the comedown of the RNC, conservatives will realize how truly screwed they are this year.

Also, I'd hit it.

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Thank goodness the internet has provided a place where such important things can be considered properly: vpilf.com

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Ice-Nine:
Her nomination seems to me like a very desperate attempt at courting former Clinton supporters, while simultaneously undermining the McCain campaign's chief criticism of Obama (that he lacks the experience to be commander in chief). I think after the comedown of the RNC, conservatives will realize how truly screwed they are this year.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down, no experience? She served in Alaska. Which is near Russia. Which means she must have dealt with them in some way in the one whole year she was in office before being nominated, obviously!

Damn liberal media.

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Hell yeah...

Not only is she attractive for her age,and five kids to boot....with all her moose hunting and outdoorsy attitude...she'd make a helluva FPS opponent I bet.

I'd proudly serve her any day!

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like the fist of an angry god, baby

wait, what are we talking about?

Gone Gonzo
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I'd hit that.

Hard.

Goodness I must sound like such a Neanderthal. I'm glad I'm British.

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This article is good for the fact it's funny, and knowing she tried to ban things isn't bad, either.

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It's all about the beehive/bun combo.

The best part of her speech last night was when her youngest daughter was holding Palin's baby son and decided to lick her hand to smooth down his bangs. A truly candid moment in the midst of a season characterized by artifice.

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Aries_Split:
I love this women because she is going to unknowingly destroy the republics from the inside-out.

Heh, yeah. It's fun to watch.

Gone Gonzo
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TheBadass:
...WHY THE HELL IS THIS AN ARTICLE?

Yeah...it's like just because he's involved with GoW, his opinions on women must be an article on game sites everywhere.

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"MILFS FOR PALIN '08"

Says one of the Pins worn at the RNC.

Ballin' yo.

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The_root_of_all_evil:

TheBadass:
...WHY THE HELL IS THIS AN ARTICLE?

I've got to agree. To quote Nilcypher (sorry man), 'when you think an post is about "Would I hit it?", don't post it.'

Actually you've paraphrased me, what I said was:

nilcypher:
A good rule of thumb for you to remember. If the question your thread poses to the community is "Would you hit it?", save yourself the effort and don't bother.

Which doesn't really apply here.

Gone Gonzo
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I can't wait until the Sarah Palin sex tape leaks.

There may not be one yet-- but there will be.

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HSIAMetalKing:
I can't wait until the Sarah Palin sex tape leaks.

There may not be one yet-- but there will be.

We can only hope...... don't give me that look. DON'T JUDGE ME

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This is turning into the Perez of game makers.

Gone Gonzo
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... I disagree with the general conservative mindset, so if I were to vote, I'd vote for Obama. Oh, and yeh, she does seem to be Vice President simply to reel in the Clinton supporters that wanted to vote for a women... which is stupid, since it should be about policy.

Gone Gonzo
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Technically, she's soon-to-be GVPILF.

Gone Gonzo
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Sarah Palin? Really? I mean, she's not bad, but I wouldn't call her MILF material.

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Jackpot:

Lvl 64 Klutz:

The_root_of_all_evil:

TheBadass:
...WHY THE HELL IS THIS AN ARTICLE?

I've got to agree. To quote Nilcypher (sorry man), 'when you think an post is about "Would I hit it?", don't post it.'

Consider it thirded. A lot of these articles are a stretch... this is just wrong. Why don't we post what Sid Meier's current Facebook status is while we're at it.

fourthed. please report the "news".

THIS IS NOT NEWS. IF I WANTED GOSSIP, I'D WATCH TV, OR STICK MY HEAD IN AN OVEN. I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF YOU'RE THE KING OF ESCAPIST AND THE ENTIRE WEBERNETS, THIS ISN'T NEWS. GO AWAY.

Fived. Hell, even the "EA misspells *Idon'tcarewho's* name wrong in Madden" -thread has more news value than this.

Though I do agree that she is a bit MILF.

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LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD, PEOPLE

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I will personally eviscerate anyone who says she looks like Tina Fey. I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND STRING YOUR SKIN ACROSS THE AMERICAN FLAG, PAINTING UNHOLY SIGILS UPON YOUR FLAYED HIDE WITH THE BLOOD FROM YOUR STILL-BEATING HEART.

Ahem. I wouldn't hit it. :V

 
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