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Gone Gonzo
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They won't take him on the campaign. Having a disbarred lawyer as an advocate for your party is never a good idea. He'd just do more harm than good.

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I really don't care if i get probation for this but. FUCK OFF JACK THOMPSON YOU OLD RAGIDY WASHED UP DOUCHE-BAG WHO WANTS ONE LAST SPOT IN THE SPOTLIGHT JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!

Edit: sorry i'm normally not that hot headed but I just cant believe Jack he just doesn't quit he's like the terminator. Actually he's worse than the terminator, the terminator can be destroyed.

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Gone Gonzo
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Because everyone knows that the biggest problem facing the world, the one that could make a whole new generation of cancer orphans, is the sale of video games to minors.

The horror.

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I have sat in jail cells with these game-trained killers.

Wish he'd stayed in there.

Shiuz91:
FUCK OFF JACK THOMPSON YOU OLD RAGIDY WASHED UP DOUCHE-BAG WHO WANTS ONE LAST SPOT IN THE SPOTLIGHT JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!

Suddenly I love you.

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a federal law prohibiting the sales of "adult" videogames to minors

Wait, so it's legal to sell adult rated goods to minors?

Gone Gonzo
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Break:

a federal law prohibiting the sales of "adult" videogames to minors

Wait, so it's legal to sell adult rated goods to minors?

No, it's illegal in all 50 states i'm pretty sure. It's just STATE law, so the age varies slightly from 16 to 18, I BELIEVE.

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TsunamiWombat:

Break:

a federal law prohibiting the sales of "adult" videogames to minors

Wait, so it's legal to sell adult rated goods to minors?

No, it's illegal in all 50 states i'm pretty sure. It's just STATE law, so the age varies slightly from 16 to 18, I BELIEVE.

I was just going to ask - are there not already suitable laws to prevent sale of unsuitable materials to minors in the US? We need to stop children playing these games, because they are wrecking XboX Live! Oh yeah, and the moral issues and whatever...

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QmunkE:

TsunamiWombat:

Break:

a federal law prohibiting the sales of "adult" videogames to minors

Wait, so it's legal to sell adult rated goods to minors?

No, it's illegal in all 50 states i'm pretty sure. It's just STATE law, so the age varies slightly from 16 to 18, I BELIEVE.

I was just going to ask - are there not already suitable laws to prevent sale of unsuitable materials to minors in the US? We need to stop children playing these games, because they are wrecking XboX Live! Oh yeah, and the moral issues and whatever...

Yes there are laws, and ratings systems, and they aren't allowed to sell to anyone without a valid age ID. But PARENTS buy the games for their children because they are either A. Parents who have taken their child and ensured they are a safe stable individual who understands the difference between fantasy and reality, escapism and responsibility. or B. Total goddamned retards.

The issue falls on the PARENTS. If you want to legislate something, make people take a written test to have a BABY.

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If McCain wins, we will get Palin when he dies. FLEE, FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!

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TsunamiWombat:
Yes there are laws, and ratings systems, and they aren't allowed to sell to anyone without a valid age ID. But PARENTS buy the games for their children because they are either A. Parents who have taken their child and ensured they are a safe stable individual who understands the difference between fantasy and reality, escapism and responsibility. or B. Total goddamned retards.

Actually, the ESRB rating system is entirely voluntary; there are no statutes that legally limit the sale of videogames to minors. There have been numerous state-level attempts to impose just such restrictions, all of which have been quashed for violating the Constitution. The First Amendment is sacrosanct, and so far the judiciary has had the good sense to see that, even if certain uninformed, reactionary politicians have not.

There has been at least one attempt to do an end-run around the First Amendment by having violent videogames declared "obscene" and therefore exempted from protection in the same way porn is, but that was shot down pretty quickly too as I recall.

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Ruffythepirate:
If McCain wins, we will get Palin when he dies. FLEE, FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!

Have we already forgotten that we could end her by putting a microphone on the bottom of her pool?

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All the guys up there make good points about it being the parents responsibilty. Another thing parents do is when and if their kids go postal they usually have this conversation with somebody. "No he never listened to Marillyn Manson and he didn't own a game console but it has to be one of those it couldn't possibly be my parenting.

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Indigo_Dingo:

Ruffythepirate:
If McCain wins, we will get Palin when he dies. FLEE, FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!

Have we already forgotten that we could end her by putting a microphone on the bottom of her pool?

I'm not sure I entirely understand your point Indigo, could you elaborate for a poor Englishman?

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Amnestic:

Indigo_Dingo:

Ruffythepirate:
If McCain wins, we will get Palin when he dies. FLEE, FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!

Have we already forgotten that we could end her by putting a microphone on the bottom of her pool?

I'm not sure I entirely understand your point Indigo, could you elaborate for a poor Englishman?

Its not like if McCain is dead we're stuck with her for the rest of the 4 years - we kill her, and she's out of the picture.

What happens when both the President and Vice President die?

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Indigo_Dingo:

Amnestic:

Indigo_Dingo:

Ruffythepirate:
If McCain wins, we will get Palin when he dies. FLEE, FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!

Have we already forgotten that we could end her by putting a microphone on the bottom of her pool?

I'm not sure I entirely understand your point Indigo, could you elaborate for a poor Englishman?

Its not like if McCain is dead we're stuck with her for the rest of the 4 years - we kill her, and she's out of the picture.

What happens when both the President and Vice President die?

You know, I don't think it's ever happened before. Perhaps Obama should throw the election so we can find out!

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Amnestic:

Indigo_Dingo:

Amnestic:

Indigo_Dingo:

Ruffythepirate:
If McCain wins, we will get Palin when he dies. FLEE, FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!

Have we already forgotten that we could end her by putting a microphone on the bottom of her pool?

I'm not sure I entirely understand your point Indigo, could you elaborate for a poor Englishman?

Its not like if McCain is dead we're stuck with her for the rest of the 4 years - we kill her, and she's out of the picture.

What happens when both the President and Vice President die?

You know, I don't think it's ever happened before. Perhaps Obama should throw the election so we can find out!

Then we get Nancy Pelosi! If both Pres and VP get it, the Speaker of the House is next in line of succession.

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Jack Thompson for Mccain/Palin '08: Because trying to sabotage only the video game industry was not enough.

Blair Bennett:

Well,i prefer Tina Fey as Sarah Palin then Sarah Palin,so maybe she should run for VP.

Tina Fey was hilarious as Sarah Palin, but if she were to run for VP, don't you think it would look similar to when Stephen Colbert was running?

Brilliant!
Colbert/Fey '12
They've got my vote.

I'm still voting for Cthulhu this go around though. He's a far better candidate than Obama and McCain, that's for sure.

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Indigo_Dingo:

Amnestic:

Indigo_Dingo:

Ruffythepirate:
If McCain wins, we will get Palin when he dies. FLEE, FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!

Have we already forgotten that we could end her by putting a microphone on the bottom of her pool?

I'm not sure I entirely understand your point Indigo, could you elaborate for a poor Englishman?

Its not like if McCain is dead we're stuck with her for the rest of the 4 years - we kill her, and she's out of the picture.

What happens when both the President and Vice President die?

I think a cabinet member takes over. Or the speaker of the house, if it is the speaker than after them we get a cabinet member

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Amnestic:

//On that note I wonder if the KKK are going to come out in support for McCain since his competitor is an african american man. Oh lordy, that would be so aweful and so hilarious at the same time.

I remember reading on one site (may have been a hoax) that one of the KKK Dragons (one of the higher ranks I believe) endorsed Obama over Clinton because, and I roughly quote, "Anything's better than that bitch."

This is the funniest thing I've heard all day

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Blair Bennett:

Well,i prefer Tina Fey as Sarah Palin then Sarah Palin,so maybe she should run for VP.

Tina Fey was hilarious as Sarah Palin, but if she were to run for VP, don't you think it would look similar to when Stephen Colbert was running?

i remember when Colby was running.he actually showed up on the polls too.

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the protaginist:

Blair Bennett:

Well,i prefer Tina Fey as Sarah Palin then Sarah Palin,so maybe she should run for VP.

Tina Fey was hilarious as Sarah Palin, but if she were to run for VP, don't you think it would look similar to when Stephen Colbert was running?

i remember when Colby was running.he actually showed up on the polls too.

He was in 3rd or 4th on the polls if I recall.

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Amnestic:

//On that note I wonder if the KKK are going to come out in support for McCain since his competitor is an african american man. Oh lordy, that would be so aweful and so hilarious at the same time.

I remember reading on one site (may have been a hoax) that one of the KKK Dragons (one of the higher ranks I believe) endorsed Obama over Clinton because, and I roughly quote, "Anything's better than that bitch."

How is it that the KKK has better morals than a good percentage of our society?

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*cue The More You Know theme*

"Secretary of Veteran Affairs" only needs 17 people to die in a four year window for him to get office. Why is Veterans Affairs above Homeland Security anyway? That seems a bit silly considering how much America is spending on its "defense" budget.

I'm eerily reminded of Kane's orchestration of getting Redmond Boyle (Treasurer of GDI) into office in C&C3: Kane's Wrath. Don't suppose we could ship those 17 up to the ISS while an unidentified nation tests their new surface-orbit missiles? ;o

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Amnestic:

//On that note I wonder if the KKK are going to come out in support for McCain since his competitor is an african american man. Oh lordy, that would be so aweful and so hilarious at the same time.

I remember reading on one site (may have been a hoax) that one of the KKK Dragons (one of the higher ranks I believe) endorsed Obama over Clinton because, and I roughly quote, "Anything's better than that bitch."

Snopes disagrees with you. Interestingly, theres still the theory that upon hearing that Obama was selected as the Democratic candidate,


But heres who they really support
http://hk.youtube.com/watch?v=3ez2C4GwqE4

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Indigo_Dingo:

SomeBritishDude:

Amnestic:

//On that note I wonder if the KKK are going to come out in support for McCain since his competitor is an african american man. Oh lordy, that would be so aweful and so hilarious at the same time.

I remember reading on one site (may have been a hoax) that one of the KKK Dragons (one of the higher ranks I believe) endorsed Obama over Clinton because, and I roughly quote, "Anything's better than that bitch."

Snopes disagrees with you. Interestingly, theres still the theory that upon hearing that Obama was selected as the Democratic candidate, [spoilers=Racist and offensive words]Palin said "Sambo beat the bitch"[/spoilers]
But heres who they really support
http://hk.youtube.com/watch?v=3ez2C4GwqE4

This is the funniest thing I've heard all day

Snopes disagrees. According to this video, the KKK support Mccain.

Eh, There's a source. As I said, it was Obama+Clinton, not Obama+McCain. Not to mention it *could* have been a hoax. I just thought it'd lighten the mood ;(

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I heard Sarah Palin doesn't believe the dinosaurs existed.

Then what is McCain?! HAR HAR! I should write for Leno.

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When I become ruler of earth, rednecks like these WILL be executed.

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Bored Tomatoe:
I have figured it all out.....Jack Thompson IS Sarah Palin, they are both the same multiple personalitied Hermaphrodite.

Something for DeviantArt to post in future months, I suppose.

I doubt the McCain-Palin campaign would pick Thompson up. Even if they would be the most likely group to keep Thompson's misguided crusade alive, picking up a soon-to-be-former attorney and/or his work is not going to look good, especially come election time.

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Jack Thompson is a democrat, who knows that by publicly endorsing someone, their voter potential drops, so he endorses Sarah Palin to sink McCain even further.

Oh yes, you'd better believe it.

;)

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Lt. Sera:
Jack Thompson is a democrat, who knows that by publicly endorsing someone, their voter potential drops, so he endorses Sarah Palin to sink McCain even further.

Oh yes, you'd better believe it.

;)

You just blew my mind

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Lt. Sera:
Jack Thompson is a democrat, who knows that by publicly endorsing someone, their voter potential drops, so he endorses Sarah Palin to sink McCain even further.

Oh yes, you'd better believe it.

;)

Jack Thompson doing something for the good of America? Bullshit, shenanigans. I'll believe it when he says it.

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Amnestic:
I'll believe it when he says it.

You know better then to believe him on his word i hope :P

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Lt. Sera:

Amnestic:
I'll believe it when he says it.

You know better then to believe him on his word i hope :P

Hmm. True, but I didn't want to say "I'll believe it when I see it" because, quite obviously, I'd already 'seen' it in what he's doing now. Just a matter of perspective.

My perspective leads me to believe he's quite serious about wanting to affiliate with the McCain-Palin team on getting this anti-videogame legislation approved, the one you described says his disbarment has changed his ways and he's now working for the good of the Democrats. I like my perspective better, if only because it's mine.

Also: Boobies.

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Irrelevant.
Jack Thompson never did have a chance at demolishing the videogame industry and his endorsement for Palin says nothing negative against the McCain ticket.

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