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Gone Gonzo
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Grrr. I hate PETA. I was so mad after playing this that I had to go out and smoke...a ham....out of spite. PETA not only wants zoo animals released into the wild, they also do not want people to have pets. Yeah, pets. So next time you pet owners feel like donating, save the money and buy filet mignon.

But I'm willing to make peace with PETA. I believe that there is a place for all God's creatures on this Earth....usually next to the mashed potatoes.

Press Junketeer
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You cant comapre the ALF to PETA.
Its like comparing Duke Nukem (ALF) to Raiden from MGS2 (PETA)

Wordsmith Extraordinaire
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I3uster:
You cant comapre the ALF to PETA.
Its like comparing Duke Nukem (ALF) to Raiden from MGS2 (PETA)

Except Raiden has never funded Duke Nukem.

On the Record
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thebobmaster:

I3uster:
You cant comapre the ALF to PETA.
Its like comparing Duke Nukem (ALF) to Raiden from MGS2 (PETA)

Except Raiden has never funded Duke Nukem.

Maybe if he had we'd have Forever out by now ;/

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 27 Sep 2008

I was happy to ignore them and let them do their thing, but these days they disgust me. It's the double standards where to kill turkeys or whatever is bad, but letting animals live in zoos is as bad and they should be killed rather than be tainted by humans. Idiots.

Infamous Scribbler
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irishdelinquent:
Grrr. I hate PETA. I was so mad after playing this that I had to go out and smoke...a ham....out of spite. PETA not only wants zoo animals released into the wild, they also do not want people to have pets. Yeah, pets. So next time you pet owners feel like donating, save the money and buy filet mignon.

But I'm willing to make peace with PETA. I believe that there is a place for all God's creatures on this Earth....usually next to the mashed potatoes.

I rescued a pregnant cat from dying of hunger in the streets, ergo I am worse than Hitler, even though now she is all cuddles and purrs and she and her daughter are the cleanest little furrballs I have ever met...

Gone Gonzo
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I3uster:
You cant comapre the ALF to PETA.
Its like comparing Duke Nukem (ALF) to Raiden from MGS2 (PETA)

Hey! Be nice, I like Raiden. He aint no hippy idiot.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 10 Nov 2007

I think the solution is clear. Eat PETA.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 18 Sep 2007

I had roast beef for lunch; tonight there's a nice 3/4" sirloin in the fridge ready. (Pan fried (as I don't have a grill) in Montreal Steak Spice to medium rare doneness, with baked potato and butter, steamed broccoli, and kernal corn. Mmmmm...)

Next on my list, donate money to the nearest helper animal charity or pet shelter. Suck it, PETA.

-- Steve

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 20 Jul 2008

Oh I can only hope that PETA is dragged into a lawsuit by Nintendo and that they are crushed by Nintendo's legal team. I would play this game but I'm worried I would actually be helping PETA and I don't want to do that.

Gone Gonzo
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GloatingSwine:
I think the solution is clear. Eat PETA.

This, oh so much this.

Either that or get a wild animal to eat PETA.

I had a ham sandwich while playing the game, wasn't phased, but it seems sort of odd that putting meat in the oven gave the turkey boils, but it's PETA, I didn't expect them to do any research beforehand.

Gone Gonzo
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PETA doesn't do they're own protests, they pay college kids to do it.

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the monopoly guy:
PETA doesn't do they're own protests, they pay college kids to do it.

Seems like an easy way to make a bit of extra cash as a college kid to me. Take the offer, spend five minutes at the protest site with a sign and then excuse yourself to attend a previously arranged engagement.

Time Lord
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Joined: 13 Feb 2008

Well, let's just say that PETA are keeping their message straight.
image

I just mailed Majesco as a friend of mine.

Bonus points to who appeared on Steam just as I took a screenshot.

BANNED
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irishdelinquent:
Grrr. I hate PETA. I was so mad after playing this that I had to go out and smoke...a ham....out of spite. PETA not only wants zoo animals released into the wild, they also do not want people to have pets. Yeah, pets. So next time you pet owners feel like donating, save the money and buy filet mignon.

But I'm willing to make peace with PETA. I believe that there is a place for all God's creatures on this Earth....usually next to the mashed potatoes.

Yeah. I hate PETA too. I don't get why they don't want people to have pets. What would all the pets eat if they were set loose? We give them food, shelter, and warmth. Imagine what would happen if we let all dogs and cats, fish and birds, and all out pets go? Most would probably die pretty soon and most, mine at least, would come back home within a day or two.
Why don't we make a club called PETP People for the Ethical treatments of Plants, lets see what PETA will eat after that! They will know what they have been dishing out to people for years.

Time Lord
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sv93:

Why don't we make a club called PETP People for the Ethical treatments of Plants, lets see what PETA will eat after that! They will know what they have been dishing out to people for years.

I'd prefer People for the Ethical Treatment of other People first.

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The_root_of_all_evil:

sv93:
Why don't we make a club called PETP People for the Ethical treatments of Plants, lets see what PETA will eat after that! They will know what they have been dishing out to people for years.

I'd prefer People for the Ethical Treatment of other People first.

Yeah. We just need another organization like PETA and that will show 'em.

Video Producer
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Like others, I have absolutely nothing against people who choose to eat a vegetarian diet, but this game and the image below pretty much sums up my opinions of PETA.

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GloatingSwine:
I think the solution is clear. Eat PETA.

That's gotten me hungry for some real peta bread. Either with cheese or chicken in the pocket, I don't really care I just want some peta!

I found this game halarious, me and my friend even put it up as his wallpaper. This game doesn't seem to be putting up the message they'd hope for did it?

Infamous Scribbler
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Joined: 28 Jul 2008

As for myself I'd love to drown them in their buckets of pig blood (see the South Park episode "Douch and Turd") and let some starved combat dogs at them.

Chainsaws will make their slaughter even cooler...

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 29 Jan 2008

Come on, your creative solutions for getting rid of PETA aren't evil enough; assuming you're all meat-eating fascists (at least in PETA's eyes you are), you can do much better.

I'm personally all in favour of killing PETA executives by means of asphyxia(sp)....caused by force-feeding them veal. I want them to suffer by knowing that their means of death suffered before it was fed to them, making them suffer.

EDIT: and boy am I really tempted to make a retalitory game to this. Something along the lines of showing how PETA is full of crap by imitating GTA.

Infamous Scribbler
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Hmmm death by delicious meat... tasty...

Beat Writer
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I do support the idea of more humane treatment of animals. I support my local SPCA and some local shelters, and I'd really like the farm industry to find ways to treat their critters better. Just because I'm going to eat the things doesn't mean I feel it's right to torture them. However, PETA goes way too far. They are one step below eco-terrorists, and may even actually have crossed that line in the past. Besides, anyone who is against my keeping my beloved pets is not my friend. I don't know why the object to pets, but mine are well cared for, fed properly, get regular medical attention and receive lots of affection. If that doesn't suit their holier-than-thou opinions, PETA can go to hell.

Gone Gonzo
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They don't just ram their beliefs down your throat. They don't even believe what they're preaching. They're not wackos, they're con men.

Gone Gonzo
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Malygris:
But my original statement still stands: Generally speaking, I do support a lot of what PETA is trying to accomplish. Not that "total liberation for all animals" bullshit (to borrow a term) but the decent, humane treatment of animals, including food animals. Some animals - chickens, cows, pigs - are bred for food, that's just the way it goes, but I think we could do a better job of handling them than we do now. Just because an animal is being raised as food doesn't mean it needs to suffer a miserable life and horrible death.

While I don't really count 'saving the animals' as one of my priorities, I do agree that since many countries are now rich enough to sustain growth with free-range farms, more people should make the conversion.

Muckraker
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Joined: 9 Oct 2008

This just made me want to buy cooking mama...

Press Junketeer
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Joined: 28 Aug 2008

PETA sure knows how to convey a message. My perspective is revolutionized with this over the top display.

Gone Gonzo
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Royas:
I do support the idea of more humane treatment of animals. I support my local SPCA and some local shelters, and I'd really like the farm industry to find ways to treat their critters better. Just because I'm going to eat the things doesn't mean I feel it's right to torture them. However, PETA goes way too far. They are one step below eco-terrorists, and may even actually have crossed that line in the past. Besides, anyone who is against my keeping my beloved pets is not my friend. I don't know why the object to pets, but mine are well cared for, fed properly, get regular medical attention and receive lots of affection. If that doesn't suit their holier-than-thou opinions, PETA can go to hell.

I know right? my pets are better friends than most of the people I know. They get medical attention, food, shelter, love and other pets to pal around with. They love me, I love them. fuck PeTA.

Beat Writer
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I beat the game then got to the part with tofu before having to go grab a snack.

Infamous Scribbler
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mydogisblue:
[quote="Raven28256" post="7.77349.939737"]I HATE PETA

I was looking around the forums a little more and...well why don't I just post a link.

http://www.peta.org/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10413

The OP tried to be as nice as possible by explaining what she does for a living, and what do the hardcore PETA veterans do? They jump all over her and attack her for it!

Also, some of those peoples signatures are just absolutley stupid.

this made me laugh and think them more batshit crazy seriously they do kill the cows AFTER they have lived to their fullest a.k.a as big as they can be and the rest is them being old and in pain from age I mean what is there for the cows to live for if they dont get killed to help humans live and be givin food everyday have calves and such nothing they could do that wouldnt be worse then a farm except be eaten by wolves have their calves eaten by wolves and be eaten by wolves and not die quick it would most likely suck out in the wild they have room they have kids they get fed what could they do better?

Gone Gonzo
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This isn't a suprise, is it? I've heard about this for awhile now. There was a big flap with Nintendo/PETA over losing face due to brand recognition... Or perhaps that was something else. All I remember is that some veggie-lovers were hatin' on Mama.
But yup, this game is AWESOME!!! Thanks to PETA for making yourselves look silly, AND giving us a fun flash game to boot!

Pulitzer Laureate
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I'm no fan of Cooking Mama, but this is just stupid. Of course we're talking about PETA here and everyone knows they're about three eggs short of a dozen.

Paperboy
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Joined: 21 Mar 2009

Whatever PETA does always seems to make me want to eat a juicy rare steak... Hmmm.. they might need to rethink their campaigning strategies

Muckraker
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Joined: 19 Mar 2009

I just had chicken for dinner and I loved it. And now I'm making stock from the leftover carcass. Take that, PETA!

orannis62:
I've lost respect for PETA after the South Park episode.

Yep, totally agree with that one. Not that I had much respect for them in the first place.

And the game actually amused me for a few minutes, so their point was completely lost on me.

Muckraker
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I just had chicken for dinner and I loved it. And now I'm making stock from the leftover carcass. Take that, PETA!

orannis62:
I've lost respect for PETA after the South Park episode.

Yep, totally agree with that one. Not that I had much respect for them in the first place.

And the game actually amused me for a few minutes, so their point was completely lost on me.

irishdelinquent:
Grrr. I hate PETA. I was so mad after playing this that I had to go out and smoke...a ham....out of spite. PETA not only wants zoo animals released into the wild, they also do not want people to have pets. Yeah, pets. So next time you pet owners feel like donating, save the money and buy filet mignon.

But I'm willing to make peace with PETA. I believe that there is a place for all God's creatures on this Earth....usually next to the mashed potatoes.

PETS?!?! I have two pet rats and one of them is blind (she's an albino, so she was born that way), do PETA want me to release them into the wild, where they'll probably get eaten by next door's cat? These people are ridiculous and I've never subscribed to their somewhat hardcore ideals. Until I read this thread, I never realised just how insane they were.

EDIT: Sorry everyone, not quite sure what I did there. Damn new-fangled technological devices...

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