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Zac_Dai
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I can't believe no one has made a joke about the Combine yet!

I'll try one then.

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Gabe Newell???

Amnestic
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Zac_Dai:
I can't believe no one has made a joke about the Combine yet!

I'll try one then.

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Gabe Newell???

I dunno, I think he's more:

Rise and shine, Playtesters, rise and... shine. Not that I wish... to imply that you have been sleeping on... the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well... let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So wake up, Playtesters...wake up and... smell the ashes.

Divinegon
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So basically, Valve might actually be the first official company using humans as guinea pigs?
Who wouldn't want to have his brain probed in the name of games?

Zac_Dai
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Amnestic:

Zac_Dai:
I can't believe no one has made a joke about the Combine yet!

I'll try one then.

image
Gabe Newell???

I dunno, I think he's more:

Rise and shine, Playtesters, rise and... shine. Not that I wish... to imply that you have been sleeping on... the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well... let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So wake up, Playtesters...wake up and... smell the ashes.

Haha nice!

fish food carl
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Amnestic:

stompy:
Now that's dedication to making a great game. As long as they don't assimilate me into some kind of hive mind, I'm up for it.

Life is simpler as part of the hive mind. Join now and recieve a free complimentary Overmind T-shirt.

I didn't get one... I want my money back!

Amnestic
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fish food carl:

Amnestic:

stompy:
Now that's dedication to making a great game. As long as they don't assimilate me into some kind of hive mind, I'm up for it.

Life is simpler as part of the hive mind. Join now and recieve a free complimentary Overmind T-shirt.

I didn't get one... I want my money back!

All Overmind T-shirts are shipped directly to your home in preparation for your assimilation as part of the Hivemind. Should you not recieve one, The Overmind is not liable to any compensation. All complaints should be placed directly to your local postal service. We apologise for an inconvenience caused, however The Overmind is not to blame for your lack of a free T-Shirt. The Overmind wishes you a good day and hopes that you will be back to join us shortly.

P.S. Your brain looks mighty tasty today.

SaintWaldo
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Zac_Dai:
I can't believe no one has made a joke about the Combine yet!

I'll try one then.

image
Gabe Newell???

Nope. That photo is missing the requisite layers of blubber around the neck, the telltale donut crumbs around the mouth, and the mochachino stain down the front of the shirt. Also missing is the huge chip on the right shoulder from not being good enough to program the PS3. There's no way that's Newell.

calelogan
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All in the name of playtesting, I guess.

Reading the Edge article (http://www.edge-online.com/blogs/gabe-newell-writes-edge) helps though.

Azeban
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The Overmind is a lesser entity compared to the Undermind. Obey the Undermind.

CapnJack
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Was reading through this article when I came across this

The folks at Valve may not want to eat your brains, but they sure seem interesting in what's going on in your noggin.

Might want to fix that.

ThatJagoGuy
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Joined: 11 Feb 2009

Nathan Meunier:
"We can know for sure of something is actually frightening the player - their heart rate is going up, their respiration stats are peaking, appropriate parts of their brains are being activated."

The prospect of measuring a player's responses to in-game activity is "super exciting," he said. This will allow the team to develop elements within a game to intentionally create specific reactions in players. Spooky.

Right. I think I just found out what I want to do with my psych degree.

AMCization
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Joined: 1 Jun 2009

I for one, welcome the new Valve hivemind as our overlords.

And they can hook wires up to my brain, as long as i can subsequently play the game with it.

Sevre90210
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Amnestic:

stompy:
Now that's dedication to making a great game. As long as they don't assimilate me into some kind of hive mind, I'm up for it.

Life is simpler as part of the hive mind. Join now and recieve a free complimentary Overmind T-shirt.

Will there be cake?

timmytom1
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Joined: 26 Feb 2009

Sevre90210:

Amnestic:

stompy:
Now that's dedication to making a great game. As long as they don't assimilate me into some kind of hive mind, I'm up for it.

Life is simpler as part of the hive mind. Join now and recieve a free complimentary Overmind T-shirt.

Will there be cake?

Oh no............

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