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SUSPENDED  Posts: 3187 Joined: 7 Nov 2007   | Happy birthday O.O. I want to ride a crazy train. User was suspended for: Lock this.. (7 days) |
Press Junketeer Posts: 446 Joined: 16 Apr 2008 | Happy birthday sir. I hope you continue defying the limits of the human anatomy well into your 100's ^^ |
Master Archivist  Posts: 9469 Joined: 28 Nov 2007   | Wait, he's 60? Jeez, talk about aging slow. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4204 Joined: 20 Dec 2007   | He sprayed me with a hose at Ozzfest! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3316 Joined: 7 Aug 2008    | I think I might be the only one, who wishes for another 60. It would be hilarious. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 881 Joined: 26 Nov 2008  | This guy is never going to die. |
Beat Writer Posts: 155 Joined: 29 Feb 2008   | Who thought he'd make it THIS far? lol. I love the guy, but he focked himself up over the years. To arsen: No, Keith Richards will be the only one to live for 1,000 years! |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 798 Joined: 25 Nov 2008   | I never expected that he would ever live to be 60. |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2426 Joined: 4 Nov 2007  | Holy fuck...Sharon! Shaaaroooooon!
It's a little self-indulgence by Malygris. Let it slide. I see you had no problem with the Stonking Great Tits thread. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1211 Joined: 2 Mar 2008  |
It would be. I would love to hear that in 60 years. "Ozzy turned 120 today. What. The. Hell." |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1713 Joined: 19 Sep 2008 | Rock on Ozzy! Ozzfest is always a good time and has pushed many great artists to the limelight. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3658 Joined: 7 Mar 2008 |
you forget about Dick Clark that new WoW commercial with Ozzy is great |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 976 Joined: 11 Nov 2008     | I am glad he reached 60, and I sincerely hope he gets at least another 40 or so years before dying. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 149 Joined: 16 Oct 2008  | Think all the drugs and booze that he took back in the day embalmed him while he was still alive. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 511 Joined: 6 Feb 2008  | My hat's off to him for making it this far and still not taking himself seriously. He's truly an inspiration to us all. |
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Serious business alert. Get out. |
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Ozzy Osbourne Turns 60
Ozzy Osbourne, the Godfather of Heavy Metal, turned 60 today, but for some reason I'm the one who's feeling old.
The Madman managed to close out six decades of drawing breath despite years of epic self-inflicted abuse, both as the original lead singer of Black Sabbath and later in an equally successful solo career. Ozzy's exploits have grown into the stuff of legend: Biting off the head of a dove and a bat, urinating on the Alamo and being sued for driving teenagers to suicide with his music.
In more recent years, however, he's come to be known better for his befuddled ramblings on the MTV reality show The Osbournes, which followed the day-to-day life of Ozzy, his wife Sharon and two of their children, Jack and Kelly, casting the Prince of Darkness in an all-new light. Since then, his incoherence and incapacity, although largely an affectation, have become a point of humor and affectionate derision, not to mention a lucrative marketing tool: Ozzy's mumble has featured prominently in recent ad campaigns for both Samsung and World of Warcraft.
So congratulations and happy birthday, Ozzy, and best wishes for many more. We never thought you'd make it this far.
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