Crank Dat Soulja Boy: The Game In 2009

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Sigh.....why am I not suprised. Bet you it flops.

It's people like this that make me lean towards socialism. I'd love to redistribute their fortunes and watch them crash and burn in the real world.

Shiuz91:
Why... that is all I have to say is why. That and whatever company makes this will go belly up. I hope EA makes this game.

stupid suburban wigger kids and little urban wanna-be 'gyangstuh' kids will still pay for it.. at least make their parents pay for it.

Here's a what if and a BIG what if, what if the game actually turns out to be fun, then what will you have to say?

Oh for fuck sake why the hell do rappers thing they need a fucking game. Lol EA making it that means even if it does fail there will be a new one every year.xD

The future of video games unveils. Can't wait for another Michael Jackson video game.

I call Sturgeon's Law.

what kind of game will it even be? a management sim? a singstar clone? a stupid rapperz-in-da-hood GTA clone?

Help!

darkstone:
Here's a what if and a BIG what if, what if the game actually turns out to be fun, then what will you have to say?

"Why is the sound of chattering teeth coming from deep within the earths core"?

So this is going to be a 360 exclusive? One more benefit to owning a Ps3.

Seriously? What the fuck? The same man that practically made fun of Braid?? The song is horrible, he's a horrible "musician", and his game will suck balls. But, saying that won't help, because people will willingly waste their money on shit all the time. If the average consumer had any taste, or proper knowledge, 50 Cent Bulletproof wouldn't have made greatest hits.

mydogisblue:
There were companies stupid enough to e-mail this guy about making a video game?

Can we find these companies and then sue them for being a danger to mankind? >__>;

*to ffxfriek

Are you sure? because it's most likely gonna. I'll just say boo.

Indigo_Dingo:

darkstone:
Here's a what if and a BIG what if, what if the game actually turns out to be fun, then what will you have to say?

"Why is the sound of chattering teeth coming from deep within the earths core"?

So this is going to be a 360 exclusive? One more benefit to owning a Ps3.

For some reason I'm inclined to agree with you there o.o

In the words of nigahiga, soulja man sucks. I ain't gonna say anything about cameltoes.
I mean he's too old to be a boy.

What the hell?

What were they smoking when they thought this up?

The Escapist forums tell'em.

This will probably be worth playing though.

to bad his challenge is just tough talk, he hasnt backed it up, he just wants to make himself look cool by thinking he's the best, then when Screwattack.com accepts his challenge on his terms, he's to much of a pussy to even respond to it.

He's a pathetic excuse for a humanbeing.

Must....Resist....Urge...to...Kill..Myself!
In all seriousness, why is this genetic throwback to the Neanderthals so suckcessful (see what I did there?) when he has absolutely no talent or....anything for that matter?

EDIT: Wait....a fucking minute.....can we get the escapist 360 Cod clan to play him?! Shit someone get fish food carl on the line, This is big I tell you, BIG!

You Americans and your greed ,look at what you have done. Always looking for money at the expense of dignity. This game is sure to start world war 3.

manchild575:
You Americans and your greed ,look at what you have done. Always looking for money at the expense of dignity. This game is sure to start world war 3.

Not all Americans, just...yeah screw it I'm moving to Portugal.

Brokkr:
You know that some people will end up buying this piece of trash game.

Yes, they're the ones who think the answer to 1+1 is David beckham =]

OH GOD NO! EJECT! EJECT! *starts looking for the eject button on his computer chair*

Really? I mean.. REALLY!? I hope somebody gets fired over this, preferably, Soulja Boy. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm working on a song of my own.
I hope to make it as mediocre as possible, and who knows, It might even be popular for a few weeks. I Hope I get a game too!

What's the betting it doesn't even break Gold....

A "musician"? ha. ha. ha. ha.

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Rape of the gaming industry. Whoever is making this game should kill himself

Ozzy684:

Brokkr:
You know that some people will end up buying this piece of trash game.

Yes, they're the ones who think the answer to 1+1 is David beckham =]

Mock the Week reference?

But yeah, I'm betting every line in the game contains the words 'Superman dat'. God his album and speech is such incoherent shit.

darkstone:
Here's a what if and a BIG what if, what if the game actually turns out to be fun, then what will you have to say?

Heretic!!!! Burn him!!!

well im going to crawl into my closet, someone come and get me when the sun stops spinning around the earth

Rooster Cogburn:
There are 6 billion people on the planet. Many of them are interesting and talented. So why is this guy so successful?

you win

...no...please, no...I already hate him for making "music," now he has to bring his bullshit into my gaming sphere?
If I was the true "lifeguard," now would be the time for:
*TWEEEET!*
That's it, outta the gene pool!

Sigh...I can only dream...

This will only wnd well

At least it will only be in Xbox 360.

The whole world should boycott this game so as not to inflate his already massive ego.
Then again, he'd probably buy every copy produced and advertise it as the best selling game of all time.

Fuck it, I have a PS3, I'll probably end up playing the Kanye West game.

L.B. Jeffries:
I was about to comment that he doesn't seem to have too many details about the game itself and then I realized, does it even matter?

Evidently, no. What do you expect it to be?
A poorly put together FPS with impossibly uncontrollable vehicle sections is my guess.

I think it will be released to a big "meh" from gamers, and ultimately, only bought by hardcore fans.

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