I sincerely hope you kick his ass, spit on his shoes, and make him wet his pants.

*Nod* Good luck.

If you want to step to "50 cent", you're gonna have to thrown down some loot. The man doesn't get out of bed for less than a G. I suggest the amount of $10,000 and we'll hold and film the competition right here at the Themis office - Durham, NC.

Okay folks, I've got an update for you.

The good people at THQ have responded to my challenge to 50 Cent, though unfortunately it seems as though there may not be time for a match any time soon, what with holidays coming up and his monstrously busy schedule. They did offer the possibility of playing Tony Yayo and Lloyd Banks of G-Unit at an upcoming Hollywood event, which I would have gladly accepted, but there are circumstances on our end here that we just can't overcome on such short notice.

So the challenge is currently at a stalemate, but it's not all bad news. Both parties will be keeping in touch with one another as everyone seems to think its a cute enough idea to try and make possible. I don't plan on dragging this out, so I'll be sure to give you guys an official news update should something come up. Until then, keep hope alive!

This sounds "Epic".

I don't care if I have to steal 50 cent in a bin bag, chain him to the controller and make him play you, this will happen.

It sounds bitchin'!