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Games Editor Posts: 4241 Joined: 20 Dec 2005 | |
Press Junketeer Posts: 354 Joined: 25 Feb 2008 | I don't know if it's just the music but I find it really charming...I think it's the music. It's actually surprisingly good for a quick time waster EDIT: I also feel kinda sad for getting them all EDIT2: I also feel bad for doing again in 445 seconds |
BANNED Posts: 172 Joined: 12 Aug 2008 | I feel you're pain. I whore myself all the time. I go up like a rocket when I here that wonderful sound of an acheivement!!!! User was banned for: The day I lost my soul. (Permanent) |
On the Record Posts: 6207 Joined: 10 Mar 2008 | I just need to get "True Blue" "Sweet Orange" and "Stealth Black" :D |
Games Editor Posts: 4241 Joined: 20 Dec 2005 |
Try hitting some other buttons on your keyboard. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 354 Joined: 25 Feb 2008 |
to change colour press one of the number keys |
On the Record Posts: 6207 Joined: 10 Mar 2008 | Woohoo! 100% for no adequet reason! I fell...empty... |
Press Junketeer Posts: 353 Joined: 30 Jun 2008 | Dah! My keyboard works against me! |
Muckraker Posts: 268 Joined: 11 Aug 2008 | I almost had them all until I realized that it was a Kongregate game that didn't offer badges. Booooo. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 115 Joined: 19 May 2008 |
A game solely about achievements doesn't have badges. Ironic? |
News Room Contributor Posts: 2410 Joined: 11 Sep 2008 | I still haven't really been hooked onto Achievements yet, cause I'm too lazy to get most of them. I think the last game I came close to getting all Achievements in was Braid, and almost all of those are just rewarded for beating stages. Woot. I'm a pro gamer. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 354 Joined: 25 Feb 2008 |
gold spammer ban? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2904 Joined: 12 May 2008 |
Sly Bot is Sly. |
Muckraker Posts: 235 Joined: 27 Oct 2008 | I got all the achievements, now to find something else with achievements to do!!! |
Beat Writer Posts: 166 Joined: 30 Aug 2008 | nevermind |
Games Editor Posts: 4241 Joined: 20 Dec 2005 |
That was manually-crafted goldselling spam. Like... that required actual human effort. I'm almost impressed. |
News Room Contributor Posts: 8041 Joined: 12 Nov 2002 | O GOD NO HELP ME |
On the Record Posts: 5484 Joined: 13 Aug 2008 | I actually beat this game in about 15 minutes, but yeah, it was a lot of fun. I'm a gamerscore whore, what can I say? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3664 Joined: 21 Jan 2008 | Must... resist... must... resist... |
On the Record Posts: 6207 Joined: 10 Mar 2008 | Ha! I got all the achievments in under 4 minutes! Beat that! |
Press Junketeer Posts: 389 Joined: 5 Aug 2008 | I got 98 acheivments but couldn't get "Get off your seats". So close.... |
Press Junketeer Posts: 389 Joined: 5 Aug 2008 |
Isn't that impossible? "300 Seconds = Play for five minutes" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1422 Joined: 2 Mar 2008 | Well, that was kind of fun. |
Muckraker Posts: 321 Joined: 18 Dec 2008 | The only game I ever went out of my way to get achivements for was Halo 3, and even then it was only the single player achivements so I could get some of the armour variations. It still made me feel like a cheap whore though... I might have to check this game out, might help pass the time at work. |
On the Record Posts: 6207 Joined: 10 Mar 2008 |
Which achievment would that be? It said somtehing around 294 seconds or something. Though, I may have read to fast/done my math wrong seeing as how 294 is just under 5 minutes not 4 >_>; |
Muckraker Posts: 321 Joined: 18 Dec 2008 | And unfortunantly the website is blocked at work... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4061 Joined: 23 Apr 2008 | *stands up* Hi everyone, I'm Doug and... I'm an achievement whore *sniffs* |
Games Editor Posts: 4241 Joined: 20 Dec 2005 |
That's not what 300 is. :) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2891 Joined: 6 Mar 2008 | Haha, that's a pretty funny and entertaining little game. The music is great too. |
Muckraker Posts: 300 Joined: 8 Dec 2008 | This game had no reason being as much fun as it was. I got them all now, but still, hilarious good fun. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 845 Joined: 15 Dec 2008 | Hilarious, I love games that have a sense of humor. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1202 Joined: 13 Dec 2008 | finished it and i feel proud :D |
BANNED Posts: 3486 Joined: 25 Aug 2008 | I adore this! It appeals to my particular brand of Achievement Whoring - the obsessive compulsive kind! User was banned for: The Second Annual Escapist Election: Part 1: Presidential Primaries. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1444 Joined: 26 Mar 2008 | 913 seconds! WOO! I have no life. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1360 Joined: 21 May 2008 | 386 seconds, better than my first attempt which clocked in at 1634 |
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Achievement Unlocked Game Exactly What It Says
Poking fun at the various Achievement systems now common throughout gaming, a silly little browser game called Achievement Unlocked is exactly what it says: a game where the only goal is to earn Achievements.
I managed to resist the siren lure of Achievements for a while, but when they came to World of Warcraft I was forced to admit what many other gamers have realized about themselves: I was an Achievement Whore.
Incidentally, that's exactly the mindset that Armor Games are poking fun at with Achievement Unlocked, a charming browser game where you control a tiny blue elephant and the only goal is ... earning Achievements. Some of my personal favorites are "You found the Developer's Favorite Spot," or "You entered the Konami Code!"
One can't help but wonder if it's slightly ironic to be satisfied with earning every single Achievement in a game that specifically teases gamers who hold that frame of mind.
Achievement Unlocked is the brainchild of John Cooney (Jmtb02) who heads up game developer for Armor.
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