John McAfee's Death Disappoints John McAfee

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octafish:

Magmabear:
Wait, I'm confused. What just happened? Why is the article so cryptic with what it's reporting?

So... did he die or didn't he?

Please see Samuel Clemens for clarification re: The report of my death was an exaggeration.

Well, it's been accurate for over a hundred years though.

slash2x:
........ So the man that is perpetually hiding from authorities.... had a news source declare him dead.... and he CORRECTED them........ so now the authorities definitively know he is still alive........ Dude... I just.. I do not even......

He already got caught in Guatemala back in late 2012, and managed to convince the court to deport him to the US instead of Belize, which is where the alleged murder took place.

So they pretty much already know where he is. He's just fucked if he goes to Belize.

i guess i too would be a little sad if i had figured out that the most important person in my life was dead via twitter.

Mortis Nuncius:
I wonder if he'll be attending the funeral. I mean if I was informed of my own passing, paying my respects to myself would be the very least I could do.

If not at the very least to retain custody over his remains. Good thing he gave himself power of attorney over himself before his passing so that he could intervene for himself over himself when the time came. The article mentions that he slipped into unconsciousness and could not be revived, so does that mean he's dead or in a coma? If he was in a coma, would that mean he could opt to take himself off life support? What would he think of himself if he knew what he was planning for himself, and would he intervene between he and himself if he could?

TakerFoxx:

slash2x:
........ So the man that is perpetually hiding from authorities.... had a news source declare him dead.... and he CORRECTED them........ so now the authorities definitively know he is still alive........ Dude... I just.. I do not even......

He already got caught in Guatemala back in late 2012, and managed to convince the court to deport him to the US instead of Belize, which is where the alleged murder took place.

So they pretty much already know where he is. He's just fucked if he goes to Belize.

No I know that and he claims it was all a frame job and that the government is after him. From what the public has seen he appears to be paranoid(unknown if it is justified) of the authorities. Maybe because of all the drugs.... My point being he could have confused the hell out of them with this. Most likely not forever,unless they are idiots, but it could have been for a while.

Gottesstrafe:

Mortis Nuncius:
I wonder if he'll be attending the funeral. I mean if I was informed of my own passing, paying my respects to myself would be the very least I could do.

If not at the very least to retain custody over his remains. Good thing he gave himself power of attorney over himself before his passing so that he could intervene for himself over himself when the time came. The article mentions that he slipped into unconsciousness and could not be revived, so does that mean he's dead or in a coma? If he was in a coma, would that mean he could opt to take himself off life support? What would he think of himself if he knew what he was planning for himself, and would he intervene between he and himself if he could?

I guess it depends if he left anything for himself in his will.

Denamic:
After reading this thread, I am yet again reminded that people can be pretty dense.

After reading this thread, I am yet again reminded that The Escapist can report nonsensical quotes. Some people don't find this stuff kind of fun because they cannot take other articles just as seriously.

Still, to this day I yet to find death jokes funny.

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