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Time Lord
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Jamash:

The_root_of_all_evil:

Does anyone else wonder what a six-year-old was doing playing GTA in the first place?

Not so much when I noticed the boys father is 14 years older than the boys mother, his 'girlfriend' no less (unmarried).

Or am I just being old fashioned?

Yep, I've dated girls older and young than me by quite a bit.

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Mister Benoit:

thenumberthirteen:
Sure he crashed in the end, but how bad would his driving be if he HADN'T played GTA? Someone could have been killed. I think we call that another life saved by GTA.

You win.

Yay! Is there a prize? I'll take the Speedboat and a Gift Certificate.

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Calobi:
Why would he want to go to PE? He's clearly a gamer, and it is a known fact that gamers hate physical activity.

Not the Wii users :P But still, that kid is dumb, he should have been glad to bus left him. Ditching school to play video games is a way of life :P

Press Junketeer
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He could learned it from just about everything that shows someone driving, GTA has nothing to do with it (even less, considering you don't see the way you drive, or change gears).

Infamous Scribbler
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I read about this in the papers this morning. Really, this kid must be some kind of virtuoso behind the wheel! I don't think I could drive 10 miles when I was 6...

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Brokkr:
Why the hell is a 6 year old kid playing GTA in the first place? Nice parenting, who here bets they blame the game?

Unfortuantly, its a matter of when, not if.

Slim Reaper10:
thats nothing. in Ohio a 4 year old shot his babysitter because he stepped on his feet by mistake.

http://news.aol.com/article/4-year-old-shoots-babysitter-cops-say/294393

Well, that kid won't be sociopathic at all anywhere down the line.

Gone Gonzo
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This kid is such a legend. It took me hours to learn to start a car without stalling. GTA doesn't teach you that.

Gone Gonzo
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6 is far too young to be playing GTA, but that's not the major issue. All kids will make a large mistake in their early life, and it just so happens this kid made an absolutly huge one. Whilst it is questionable how right it was for the parents to supply him with the game in the first place, it may not be them to blame. Maybe the kid was shit-scared of his gym teacher. Or really likes school. I dunno. I doubt it too, but it's possible.

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nice one, parents should definitely pay more attencion especially what a 6 years old is playing.

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Now that theres some proof that buy playing GTA i can learn to drive a car ill just ditch the lessons for drivers lisence and buy GTA instead

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inu-kun:
He could learned it from just about everything that shows someone driving, GTA has nothing to do with it (even less, considering you don't see the way you drive, or change gears).

I was thinking the same thing. I think he probably watched his parents while they drove (a shocking revelation, I know) and then decided to try it out when he panicked about not making it to school on time. He was just hoping it might be as easy as GTA, is all.

Nobody's a perfect parent, but I'm more curious as to how the child obtained the keys. Did mom accidentally leave her purse unattended? ...or were the parents snorting cocaine, tossed him the keys, and asked him to pick up some groceries while he was out?

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The_root_of_all_evil:

ChromeAlchemist:
I love how he said GTA and monster truck jam, but the article heading just says GTA.

Not helping in the least, Kotaku. >_>

There is a reason behind it Chrome, Monster Truck Jam is a U, none of the GTA titles should be able to be played by a 6 year old; having 18 or M ratings.

No, that's not a reason--the kid didn't kill a hooker to get his cash back or something; the story here isn't that a kid was playing GTA, it's that a 6 YEAR OLD KID DROVE TO SCHOOL! There's nothing in GTA that isn't in Monster Truck Jam that is necessary for the connection between the kid playing video games and the kid thinking he can drive.

Any emphasis on GTA in this context is ridiculous--there's nothing about GTA that you won't find in Monster Truck Jam that is actually relevant to this story.

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ChromeAlchemist:

Slim Reaper10:
thats nothing. in Ohio a 4 year old shot his babysitter because he stepped on his feet by mistake.

http://news.aol.com/article/4-year-old-shoots-babysitter-cops-say/294393

See I am starting to hate article headings. I know you are meant to read on to get the full story, but why is it hard to say '4 year old shoots babysitter with pellet gun'?

Because it was a shotgun. Most shotguns use some sort of pellet or buckshot inside their shells. If it was just a regular pellet gun, I don't think the sitter would have been hospitalised, unless he was shot in the face or something.

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Did the parents buy the kid the game? Did they even know he had it? The article doesn't mention that at all. When I was a kid, I had games I hid from my parents, because obviously if they knew I had them they would be taken away. If that was the case, charging the parents seems unfair, it's not like they told the kid to steal the car and get to class. I'm a parent too, and if my kid decided to do something stupid (and they all do at some point), I wouldn't want to be charged with something I couldn't stop.

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At least there isn't anyone commenting that they went too far taking the kid into protective custody. Believe it or not, there are actually people on Kotaku that said "Parents cannot be responsible for their kids every second" or even "boys will be boys." Why, oh why do these idiots (both the commentators and the parents) have the right to speak and procreate? Props to the kid for making it so far. Just wait until he can actually get his license.

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thenumberthirteen:
Sure he crashed in the end, but how bad would his driving be if he HADN'T played GTA? Someone could have been killed. I think we call that another life saved by GTA.

he also wouldnt have been driving :\

man i havent heard anything like this about videogames in a long time, wishful thinking had me wondering if people had started to come to their senses and that if you just dont give this crap to your 8 years olds, then you won't have this problem. the way i see it, by the time our generation is in its 40s and we are the primary influence, videogames will be accepted since the current people running the world were before the time of the nes and thus still dont seem to have a grip on it.

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jebussaves88:
All kids will make a large mistake in their early life

yeah, wen i was 3, i stuck my sisters car keas in an electric outlet ZzZzZaAaAaAaP!!!!!!!!!

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thebobmaster:
At least there isn't anyone commenting that they went too far taking the kid into protective custody.

Now there is! ;-D

I mean, in how many millions of homes, for how many millions of mornings have there been millions of kids with access to car keys that haven't taken the car out for a spin?

I mean, when you were growing up, exactly what precautions did your parents take to make sure you didn't take the keys and get in the car?

I mean, what's next: we blame parents for allowing their kids to open the front door and run out into traffic? It's a hell of a lot more probable than a kid deciding to take the car out for a drive, but we don't call parents who allow their kids access to the front door irresponsible, do we?

I mean, let's look at what the mom did from what we can tell: she had a car at her house, she was asleep while her kid was awake, and she had car keys in a place accessible to her kids.

That's child endangerment? Oversleeping your kid's school start time is child endangerment? Leaving a car in your garage and the keys on the table is child endangerment? Little ridiculous when you think about it, isn't it?

I mean, I should say that I can see taking the kid in just as a precaution, just like how every cop hands in his gun no matter how justified the shooting was. However, let's be honest--there's no *substantive* reason to take the kid into protective custody, just administrative 'better safe than sorry' thinking.

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Mr. Valentine:

jebussaves88:
All kids will make a large mistake in their early life

yeah, wen i was 3, i stuck my sisters car keas in an electric outlet ZzZzZaAaAaAaP!!!!!!!!!

When I was three, I stepped on a rusty nail. Barefooted. Twice.

Edit: And Cheeze, there's a big difference between letting your kid walk outside when you are watching them and a tragedy happening, and giving your 6-year-old an M-rated game, then leaving your car keys within easy reach, not making sure your kid gets to the bus stop on time, not waiting to make sure he didn't miss the bus, and above all, not making sure he realizes the difference between fiction and reality. I mean, this isn't some 13-year-old kid who decided to take the keys and sneak the car away. The kid was 6. I'm sorry, but when you have a 6-year-old kid, you have to take certain precautions. Hell, I walked my brother to school until he turned 8, and made sure I was there to walk him home after school, just to make sure he was safe.

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zeldakong64:

man i havent heard anything like this about videogames in a long time, wishful thinking had me wondering if people had started to come to their senses and that if you just dont give this crap to your 8 years olds, then you won't have this problem.

You don't give driving games to 8 year olds because they might decide to drive a real car? Wow--maybe we shouldn't let our kids play Wii Sports because they might punch each other in the face!

Gone Gonzo
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Wow, he's already better at driving then me. I could not have survived 90% of the things he came across.

Gone Gonzo
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HA!... I lawled, that was brilliant... bad parenting aside I don't think the two should be taken away, but at least punished perhaps... the parents punished I mean...It's not like they actually allow the kid to drive normally, just play graphic video games.

I have a friend whose been playing zombie games with his father since he was five. The only negative side effect at this point is that now almost every dream he has involves zombies, which isn't so much negative as hilarious...

Gone Gonzo
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His parents must have given him some infomation about how to drive, GTA dosn't exactly go into detail...

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D_987:
His parents must have given him some infomation about how to drive, GTA dosn't exactly go into detail...

I'm with you. But I still think protective custody isn't going to fix it. We honestly can't say how to blame the parents are.

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thebobmaster:

Mr. Valentine:

jebussaves88:
All kids will make a large mistake in their early life

yeah, wen i was 3, i stuck my sisters car keas in an electric outlet ZzZzZaAaAaAaP!!!!!!!!!

When I was three, I stepped on a rusty nail. Barefooted. Twice.

OUCH, damn that must have STUNG LIKE A BICH, how long did you cry, if at all.......i didnt cry when i got zaped, i was LAGHING MY ASS OFF "big spark mommy BIG SPARK"

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thebobmaster:

Edit: And Cheeze, there's a big difference between letting your kid walk outside when you are watching them

What about when you're not watching them? Did your parents make sure you and your brother couldn't open the front door while they were sleeping and go for a walk? Did you have kid-proof doors? How about kid-proof ovens? Was it impossible for you to decide to 'make yourself breakfast' while they were sleeping?

and a tragedy happening, and giving your 6-year-old an M-rated game,

This kid also played Monster Truck Jam, which is rated E. Are you saying kids can only get the idea to drive from M-rated games that involve driving, and not E-rated games that involve driving?

I mean, this isn't some 13-year-old kid who decided to take the keys and sneak the car away. The kid was 6. I'm sorry, but when you have a 6-year-old kid, you have to take certain precautions.

You have to make sure they can't get to the car keys? How many parents take that precaution? Do you think they're all negligent parents?

Gone Gonzo
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Six! how did that guy even reach the pedals!?

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When I was 5, I ran straight through a swarm of bees and was lucky that I only got stung on the ankle. Around the same age, I also burned my hand by putting it on a burner that was no longer red, but it was still hot. :-D

I've also cut myself playing with my dad's pocketknife, although I never played with it again after that, hehe.

Hopefully this kid has learned his lesson of what not to do and will be wiser for it, cuz something like this would have scared the shit out of me when I was his age.

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Cheeze_Pavilion:

thebobmaster:

Edit: And Cheeze, there's a big difference between letting your kid walk outside when you are watching them

What about when you're not watching them? Did your parents make sure you and your brother couldn't open the front door while they were sleeping and go for a walk? Did you have kid-proof doors? How about kid-proof ovens? Was it impossible for you to decide to 'make yourself breakfast' while they were sleeping?

Yes on the making sure we couldn't go outside when we were six by ourselves, no on the kid-proof doors, though they were always locked if they weren't staring at us, no on the kid-proof ovens, yes on not being allowed to make myself breakfast while they were sleeping.

thebobmaster:
and a tragedy happening, and giving your 6-year-old an M-rated game,

Cheeze:
This kid also played Monster Truck Jam, which is rated E. Are you saying kids can only get the idea to drive from M-rated games that involve driving, and not E-rated games that involve driving?

Does Monster Truck Jam let you drive on realistic city streets?

thebobmaster:
I mean, this isn't some 13-year-old kid who decided to take the keys and sneak the car away. The kid was 6. I'm sorry, but when you have a 6-year-old kid, you have to take certain precautions.

Cheeze:
You have to make sure they can't get to the car keys? How many parents take that precaution? Do you think they're all negligent parents?

If you don't think they know it's not all right for a six-year-old to drive the car, yes, you should keep the keys out of reach. And I don't see many parents leaving their keys within easy reach of a six-year-old.

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SomeBritishDude:
Dam. Its not the driving the school that freaks me out, that just hilarious, and pretty clever for a 6 year old to do.

But what the fuck was this kid doing playing GTA?

i also think that was very clever for a six year old to do but im not all that old and i play GTA, well not any more ever sence saints row 2 came out i started to think that GTA was a peice of SHIT! and i was right.

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Avida:
Six! how did that guy even reach the pedals!?

the same way ricky bobby did in taladaga knights with a wiffle bat.

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Avida:
Six! how did that guy even reach the pedals!?

I'm with you. There's more to this story.

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hippykiller:

SomeBritishDude:
Dam. Its not the driving the school that freaks me out, that just hilarious, and pretty clever for a 6 year old to do.

But what the fuck was this kid doing playing GTA?

i also think that was very clever for a six year old to do but im not all that old and i play GTA, well not any more ever sence saints row 2 came out i started to think that GTA was a peice of SHIT! and i was right.

Well, your not six are you? I'm 17 and I've been playing 18 games since I was about 15, when I was this kids age the most violence I got was Ninja-Duck.

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thebobmaster:

Yes on the making sure we couldn't go outside when we were six by ourselves, no on the kid-proof doors, though they were always locked if they weren't staring at us, no on the kid-proof ovens, yes on not being allowed to make myself breakfast while they were sleeping.

How do you make sure kids don't go outside without kid-proof doors? Magic barriers?

And um, I think it's a pretty safe bet that the mom didn't ALLOW her kid to drive to school, just like your parents didn't allow you to make breakfast.

Just because a parent doesn't allow something, that doesn't magically make a kid unable to do it.

Does Monster Truck Jam let you drive on realistic city streets?

Is WICOMICO CHURCH, Va., is a city? Do you think "Realistic City Street Driving: the Game" would necessarily be rated M?

Now, stop being a dick, and admit that there's no connection between this being an M-rated game and the fact that there is driving it in. You made an illogical connection: don't compound that by trying to defend it.

Cheeze:
You have to make sure they can't get to the car keys? How many parents take that precaution? Do you think they're all negligent parents?

If you don't think they know it's not all right for a six-year-old to drive the car, yes, you should keep the keys out of reach.

I see no indication in the facts of the story that there was any reason for them to think this six-year old thought it was okay for him to drive a car.

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I'm glad the kid's safe... though, my sixth sense tells me he's going to have a 'swtern' talking to.

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