Muckraker  Posts: 268 Joined: 11 Aug 2008     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2905 Joined: 3 Jan 2008     | Says you! I'm still waiting for a mother fucking Gunleon model! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2240 Joined: 16 Aug 2008     | that's amazing, must get one |
BANNED  Posts: 12958 Joined: 30 Jan 2008    | Money is no concern - I must have it. User was banned for: Poll: What is your opinion on the Metal Gear Solid storylines?. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2905 Joined: 3 Jan 2008 |
Gunleon Approves. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1921 Joined: 24 Jan 2008    | Fuck yes. Money is no concern for me. I will have it. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 148 Joined: 20 Dec 2008   | There are already USB thumbnail drives that feature humping dogs. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2355 Joined: 14 Sep 2007   | Yeah, I agree: Penny Arcade should take advantage of the market for 'Things That Fuck Other Things'. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 784 Joined: 27 Aug 2008  | Pre-ordered! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2622 Joined: 27 Aug 2008   | Me want. Now I just need a Super Jerk action figure from Cyanide and Happiness. |
On the Record  Posts: 6117 Joined: 25 Jan 2008   | One of the many pieces of merch I desire is finally on its way. HUZZAH! Now if only I could get a plush Family Guy "Evil Monkey", Drawn Together "Captain Hero" underoos, and a paintball marker modeled after the M41A Pulse Rifle from Aliens. |
On the Record  Posts: 5953 Joined: 7 Mar 2008     | that is better than the companion cube sold by valve, i hope my cube doesn't read this post |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1428 Joined: 2 Mar 2008 | I would love to put this in my dorm's main room. We would laugh so hard. |
On the Record Posts: 6117 Joined: 25 Jan 2008 |
Those fuckers at Valve won't ship to Canada. DAMN YOU VALVE! GIMME A DAMN CUBE! And a vortigaunt. And some headcrab hats. And mebe a second companion cube so my first one doesn't get lonely. |
On the Record Posts: 5953 Joined: 7 Mar 2008 |
yes they do, i live in canada and got one, they use fedex to ship it, gets there in a couple days |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3923 Joined: 15 Aug 2008  | That is great! Must....get....humping....robot.... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2758 Joined: 23 Apr 2008    |
same here |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1830 Joined: 20 Mar 2008  |
Because of you, I'm getting both the robot and the cube and posing them both for purely hysterical purposes. Admit it, you know it's funny. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 183 Joined: 18 Jan 2008 | Soon, you too can own a robot whose only function is to violently slam its pelvis into inanimate objects. Haha, one of the greatest quotes I have ever heard! |
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Robot Chicken's Humping Robot Made Yours to Own
Soon, you too can own a robot whose only function is to violently slam its pelvis into inanimate objects.
As one of the most memorable characters from the Emmy-Award winning cartoon, Robot Chicken, Humping Robot has gyrated its way into a loving relationship (not safe for work), a casino slot machine (also not safe for work) and of course, our hearts. SOTA Toys, the makers of all things licensed, will be giving you the opportunity to own your lustful abomination of technology as they bring Humping Robot to life as a five-inch tall, articulated action figure.
Of course, it wouldn't be Humping Robot if it could not complete its primary directive, which is why it comes complete with "actual humping action." Thanks to a winding spring, your new plastic friend can lovingly violate just about anything it can get its cold, lifeless hands on. I'm sure you folks will think of something.
There's currently no price set for what could possibly be the best toy ever, but SOTA expects to release it in April 2009. Now all we need is for the guys at Penny-Arcade to release a Fruit F***** toy and our robotic fantasies could be complete.
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