Says you! I'm still waiting for a mother fucking Gunleon model! | |
that's amazing, must get one | |
Money is no concern - I must have it. | |
Gunleon Approves. | |
Fuck yes. Money is no concern for me. I will have it. | |
There are already USB thumbnail drives that feature humping dogs. | |
Yeah, I agree: Penny Arcade should take advantage of the market for 'Things That Fuck Other Things'. | |
Pre-ordered! | |
Me want. Now I just need a Super Jerk action figure from Cyanide and Happiness. | |
One of the many pieces of merch I desire is finally on its way. HUZZAH! Now if only I could get a plush Family Guy "Evil Monkey", Drawn Together "Captain Hero" underoos, and a paintball marker modeled after the M41A Pulse Rifle from Aliens. | |
that is better than the companion cube sold by valve, i hope my cube doesn't read this post | |
I would love to put this in my dorm's main room. We would laugh so hard. | |
Those fuckers at Valve won't ship to Canada. DAMN YOU VALVE! GIMME A DAMN CUBE! And a vortigaunt. And some headcrab hats. And mebe a second companion cube so my first one doesn't get lonely. | |
yes they do, i live in canada and got one, they use fedex to ship it, gets there in a couple days | |
That is great! Must....get....humping....robot.... | |
same here | |
Because of you, I'm getting both the robot and the cube and posing them both for purely hysterical purposes. Admit it, you know it's funny. | |
Soon, you too can own a robot whose only function is to violently slam its pelvis into inanimate objects. Haha, one of the greatest quotes I have ever heard! | |
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Robot Chicken's Humping Robot Made Yours to Own
Soon, you too can own a robot whose only function is to violently slam its pelvis into inanimate objects.
As one of the most memorable characters from the Emmy-Award winning cartoon, Robot Chicken, Humping Robot has gyrated its way into a loving relationship (not safe for work), a casino slot machine (also not safe for work) and of course, our hearts. SOTA Toys, the makers of all things licensed, will be giving you the opportunity to own your lustful abomination of technology as they bring Humping Robot to life as a five-inch tall, articulated action figure.
Of course, it wouldn't be Humping Robot if it could not complete its primary directive, which is why it comes complete with "actual humping action." Thanks to a winding spring, your new plastic friend can lovingly violate just about anything it can get its cold, lifeless hands on. I'm sure you folks will think of something.
There's currently no price set for what could possibly be the best toy ever, but SOTA expects to release it in April 2009. Now all we need is for the guys at Penny-Arcade to release a Fruit F***** toy and our robotic fantasies could be complete.
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