This Is The Only Horror Movie You Need To See This Month

This Is The Only Horror Movie You Need To See This Month

If you stick it down there, kid, you may void the warranty. Not that the warranty's worth a damn, but still ...

You've all seen the best and worst horror movies have to offer, right? The jump scares, the rubber suits, the he's-not-dead-really twists. Well, think again, because you haven't seen Hell No: The Sensible Horror Movie. Tremble! Hide your eyes! Man was not meant to know! But don't worry; it all ends happily ever after. Probably with tea and scones.

This comes to you courtesy of Joe Nicolosi, an Austin-based film maker who you may remember from a certain Star Wars: Retold short that won the George Lucas Award in 2009. "In [Hell No,], all these characters go home, eat their vitamins, get a good nights sleep," says Nicolosi, but clearly he's wrong; as any sensible person knows, there are no vitamins in scones. There may not even be dietary fibre.

If you're interested in more madness - CSI: Legoland, for instance - check out Nicolosi's YouTube channel.

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Pretty funny. Wish it was longer though.

bartholen:
Pretty funny. Wish it was longer though.

Ditto, I got a good enough laugh that I wished there was about another minute or so to go with. But they pretty much covered the majority of the horror movie "oh my god that character's a fucking moron" clichés.

My favorite ones were "We're going to an abandoned insane asylum with a Ouija board...wanna come?"
".........no."

And "Do you think we should split up?"
"NO!"

I got a good laugh out of that one (my favourite got to be the tape part).

They should do a zombie parody next (the common sense that most of us know what to do in a zombie situation).

bartholen:
Pretty funny. Wish it was longer though.

"That's what she..."

Wait! Is the year still 2009?

The RPG kinda killed it for me. A little too over the top. I'd have preferred it if she had simply shot him in the head 2 or 3 times with the pistol.

I think that was worth it for "I'm going to wait for back-up" alone.

That trope is surprisingly apparent, even in generally sensible movies like Prisoners.

Confession: I thought it was a real trailer, at first. Also, it took me a couple minutes to get the 'dick in a box' joke.

Scarim Coral:
They should do a zombie parody next (the common sense that most of us know what to do in a zombie situation).

Ask and you shall receive!

RJ 17:

Scarim Coral:
They should do a zombie parody next (the common sense that most of us know what to do in a zombie situation).

Ask and you shall receive!

Mmm not what I had in mind (use the similar film style and several skirts like the first video) but none the less it's still funny.

Ok, that was one part brilliant, and the other part hilarious.

And all of it awesome. :D

As much as I like it, why the hell is this news? It's just a funny video someone made recently, there's a lot of funny videos being made all the time.

The jokes are a bit obvious, but you can't argue with the results. That was pretty damn funny. It does make you realise just how stupid people act in horror movies, though.

RJ 17:
My favorite ones were "We're going to an abandoned insane asylum with a Ouija board...wanna come?"
".........no."

Agreed. That bit was brilliant.

So awesome I'd see it twice. Heck I'd see it three times. I'd just pay for a ticket and not see it.

 

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