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Indigo_Dingo
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I3uster:
Kill him.
PLEASE.
Well, i hope the Halo Movie by peter jackson will be the first good game based movie.
Sure the story isnt GREAT, but its peter jackson...

This is the problem - all of them seem to have half a potential. Shallow games like this are given the best of the best directors, while movies with original plots, characters, and some damn awesome potential for action (like God Of War) are given to *shudder* Brett Ratner of X-Men: The Final Stand fame

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I3uster
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Indigo_Dingo:

I3uster:
Kill him.
PLEASE.
Well, i hope the Halo Movie by peter jackson will be the first good game based movie.
Sure the story isnt GREAT, but its peter jackson...

This is the problem - all of them seem to have half a potential. Shallow games like this are given the best of the best directors, while movies with original plots, characters, and some damn awesome potential for action (like God Of War) are given to *shudder* Brett Ratner of X-Men: The Final Stand fame

We wont get a great storyline with a great director soon.
Either we get bullshit directors and good storylines or we get extremely nice actors and a bad story.
And God of War will be ripped apart by critics, because most of its awesomeness came from the fact that you felt like YOU would do all that awesome action, and it also has some VERY VERY stupid moments

Indigo_Dingo
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I3uster:

Indigo_Dingo:

I3uster:
Kill him.
PLEASE.
Well, i hope the Halo Movie by peter jackson will be the first good game based movie.
Sure the story isnt GREAT, but its peter jackson...

This is the problem - all of them seem to have half a potential. Shallow games like this are given the best of the best directors, while movies with original plots, characters, and some damn awesome potential for action (like God Of War) are given to *shudder* Brett Ratner of X-Men: The Final Stand fame

We wont get a great storyline with a great director soon.
Either we get bullshit directors and good storylines or we get extremely nice actors and a bad story.
And God of War will be ripped apart by critics, because most of its awesomeness came from the fact that you felt like YOU would do all that awesome action, and it also has some VERY VERY stupid moments

That doesn't exactly work - after all, look at 300. It was working to a similar beat, albeit a more racist and retarded one.

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Danzorz
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SomeBritishDude:
I love the Razzies! Uwe Boll really deserves this award for his hard work.

Or lack of hard work...

I can imagine it now...
aaannddd the nominees for worst director are....
A sack of shit...
Toe nail clippings...
Uwe Boll.....
A brick covered in piss..

aaaaaand the winner is...
*drum roll*
Oh my god it's Uwe boll!

RebelRising
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ZeroMachine:

I3uster:
Kill him.
PLEASE.
Well, i hope the Halo Movie by peter jackson will be the first good game based movie.
Sure the story isnt GREAT, but its peter jackson...

Not gonna happen. Halo's been in production hell for too long. The Warcraft movie, on the other hand, is possibly being directed by Christopher Nolan... THAT will be the first good video game movie.

More on topic, Uwe Boll deserves every award in there. A clean sweep... seriously. Who agrees?

Where did you hear this? I know it's being produced by Legendary, but I hadn't heard of a director being assigned yet.

ZeroMachine
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RebelRising:

ZeroMachine:

I3uster:
Kill him.
PLEASE.
Well, i hope the Halo Movie by peter jackson will be the first good game based movie.
Sure the story isnt GREAT, but its peter jackson...

Not gonna happen. Halo's been in production hell for too long. The Warcraft movie, on the other hand, is possibly being directed by Christopher Nolan... THAT will be the first good video game movie.

More on topic, Uwe Boll deserves every award in there. A clean sweep... seriously. Who agrees?

Where did you hear this? I know it's being produced by Legendary, but I hadn't heard of a director being assigned yet.

I think it was just a branch of the rumor tree... people see Legendary, hope for Nolan since he's done some good stuff with Legendary, and start spreading stuff. I forget exactly where.

Either way, it's Legendary. It'll be damn good.

GregorV
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Uwe Boll is at his worst when he tries to make a movie in a somewhat serious fashion.

However, having seen Postal, which is completely over the top, I think he achieved exactly what he set out to achieve. It's a tasteless, ludicrous, nonsensical and low brow film, and it works because it's exactly what it wants to be.

Brokkr
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Good luck Uwe. I know that you've put in a lot of hard work and really deserve this.

maddog015
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PopcornAvenger:
As an enthusiast of horrible movies, and member of the Razzie boards, I can tell you the Career Achievement Award is neck-and-neck between Toliet Boll and Sly. It's being hotly debated, but my money's on Uwe. Sly's movies may be dreck to many; to me, they're simply the equivalent of cinema "junk food". They didn't make me want to claw out my eyes like Uwe's crap has done.

Really? Sly for worst career achievement? I mean, come on, at least he made a couple good movies in his career. What has Uwe done that was worth watching? (Unless of course, you want a movie that will make you cringe)

PopcornAvenger
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A lot of folks don't like Sly, who's films are often fairly shallow and, eh, predictable to a fault. Me, I liked several of them, my favorite being Copland. Of course, on the other end of the scale you have Stop, or My Mom Will Shoot and Rhinestone.

I think the consensus is now leaning heavily towards Uwe , at least, he's the one I'm sticking up for (or sticking it to him, whichever way you look at it). It was close and hotly debated most of last year, but now I think Uwe is going to come away with it.

Particularly since, according to rumor, one or more of his main financial backers have washed their hands of him and his work and cut off his funding.

nathan-dts
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I3uster:
Kill him.
PLEASE.
Well, i hope the Halo Movie by peter jackson will be the first good game based movie.
Sure the story isnt GREAT, but its peter jackson...

God I hated King Kong, only movie I know that was directed by him, therefore not much basis to say I hate Mr Jackson.

nathan-dts
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I still have nightmares about Alone in the dark. Not because it was scary but from it's god aweful quality.

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Indigo_Dingo:

I3uster:
Kill him.
PLEASE.
Well, i hope the Halo Movie by peter jackson will be the first good game based movie.
Sure the story isnt GREAT, but its peter jackson...

This is the problem - all of them seem to have half a potential. Shallow games like this are given the best of the best directors, while movies with original plots, characters, and some damn awesome potential for action (like God Of War) are given to *shudder* Brett Ratner of X-Men: The Final Stand fame

Oh a God of War movie would be epic; they have the entirity of Greek mythology to create a great story and they have Kratos' huge arsenal of weapons (they could even use the games story which is also great).

oni565
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He's worked hard to earn this reward.

hem dazon 90
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he will win

galletea
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The spirit should get one too, man that sucked. Uwe's films are at least hilariously bad, there should be an award for unintentional hilarity in films.

Cid SilverWing
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Uwe Boll should be arrested for spamming the movie industry with horrible movies.

EvilMaggot
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damn i hate that man... he even ruined postal for me :'(

rads are your friend
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um why does everybody hate uwe boll sure his movies arent true to the game but this is a new type of film look at films of books theyve had since the invintion of films if you look at the first films of books they were horible because they were new but lets take a look at films that were books they have the author probably working with the director or even writing the script but with games they dont have that good relations with the director because they have to constanty make new games and you cant say postal wasnt a good movie sure it didnt follow the game but it was intertaining and i saw the dungeon seige movie(and played all the games)and it was entertaing one more thing how many other directors make movies of games only a couple boll is the pionere of a new type of entertainment so let the man make movies

what is the purpose of movies does anyone know its not to pariot a game or book its ment to be ENTERTAINING i was intertained why werent you il tell you why you wanted to see someone else play the same game you bought and beat a year ago with zero diffrence from the game

(yes i know i cant spell)

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rads are your friend:

what is the purpose of movies does anyone know its not to pariot a game or book its ment to be ENTERTAINING i was intertained why werent you il tell you why you wanted to see someone else play the same game you bought and beat a year ago with zero diffrence from the game

Actually, I imagine most people aren't entertained by Boll's movies because they are awful. Gamers feel the sting even more because that's our treasured franchises he's trampling all over.

Indigo_Dingo
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nathan-dts:

Indigo_Dingo:

I3uster:
Kill him.
PLEASE.
Well, i hope the Halo Movie by peter jackson will be the first good game based movie.
Sure the story isnt GREAT, but its peter jackson...

This is the problem - all of them seem to have half a potential. Shallow games like this are given the best of the best directors, while movies with original plots, characters, and some damn awesome potential for action (like God Of War) are given to *shudder* Brett Ratner of X-Men: The Final Stand fame

Oh a God of War movie would be epic; they have the entirity of Greek mythology to create a great story and they have Kratos' huge arsenal of weapons (they could even use the games story which is also great).

You seem to be missing the decidedly less awesome, more akin to having your genitals put in boiling water aspects of it, in the case of a man who thought it would be a good idea to get rid of context and even sense in his latest movie. Just pray no-one makes a funny dubbed scene of God Of War.

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rads are your friend:
um why does everybody hate uwe boll sure his movies arent true to the game but this is a new type of film look at films of books theyve had since the invintion of films if you look at the first films of books they were horible because they were new but lets take a look at films that were books they have the author probably working with the director or even writing the script but with games they dont have that good relations with the director because they have to constanty make new games and you cant say postal wasnt a good movie sure it didnt follow the game but it was intertaining and i saw the dungeon seige movie(and played all the games)and it was entertaing one more thing how many other directors make movies of games only a couple boll is the pionere of a new type of entertainment so let the man make movies

what is the purpose of movies does anyone know its not to pariot a game or book its ment to be ENTERTAINING i was intertained why werent you il tell you why you wanted to see someone else play the same game you bought and beat a year ago with zero diffrence from the game

(yes i know i cant spell)

You may have made the best points ever in there, but I can't even get past the first sentence. Of course, since you didn't actually use a period, I guess that "sentence" covers the entire thing, but whatever.

Uwe Boll, incidnetally, took advantage of some obscure German law that states that even if your movie is like being cockslapped while on fire, you still make money, especially if it flops.

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MaxTheReaper
i said i cant type because i nevere really could learn(try trying to learn peariods and such till your in 7th grade and still cant rember)

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Lancer723
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Whew, I saw the title that had Uwe Boll and Award in the same sentence and nearly lost my sanity.

Thankfully I read the info, and was greatly relieved.

Pseudonym2
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What the writer?directors who made Disaster Movie? Aren't they about as bad as Uwe Boll. I'm pretty sure they have a smaller budget too.

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