Crazy Realistic Fantasy Animals: Gaze Upon The Cuteness

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Crazy Realistic Fantasy Animals: Gaze Upon The Cuteness

Yes, they are made to order. Would you like one?

Okay, if your brain melts after gazing upon the cuteness, don't blame me. In fact, if your brain has melted, you're incapable of blaming me. So that's all right then. These little darlings come to you courtesy of Russian dollmaker and Deviantartist Santani, and before you ask, no that's not real fur. Realistic though they may seem, these little fellas are just sculpted plastic and genius. Lots of genius.

She does make to order, but shipping outside Russia may be a bit of a trick to pull off. Better go through her contact - found on the Deviantart page - if you want to know more. Her VK social network site is also worth a gander, though you're probably only going to get the full benefit if you read Cryllic.

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They seem well made, and there is obviously a lot of talent at work, but we must be on different wave lengths because I find them creepy not cute. Especially the third one.

Large eyes and heads, with beaks and feet that vaguely resemble a tree climbing mammal. It's an odd combination for something "cute".

I find these, really adorable, especially the Baby Dumbo Ocotopus. The least adorable is the 'Pink Sowl', but it's still cute in it's own way and you can't expect every fantasy creature to look like a sugar-glider/bush-baby. If they weren't too expensive, I'd probably even buy one; but part of me feels like they are probably more expensive than I think.

D'awwwwww...
There's something horribly wrong with the pink one. Like a gremlin who fell into a cotton candy machine, that was being swirled by Satan.

The pink one...I still see it when I close my eyes!

Aw... cuuuuteee! (Though that pink one is kinda creepy)

The only images I find cute was 4 and 5 (I was creep out by the things around their eyes on the other images and I just find the last one to be surreal. Actually the rest of the gallery in that link has alot more cute creatures!

I actually "oooh'd" and "aaaah'd" at some of those, especially the octopus/pig thing. I really would love that.

The third one is what happens when you leave a furby in the back of the closet for too long.

I swear the last one is judging me. Those staring, staring eyes.

Wait, that's "cute"? Or does "cute" mean "terrifying" now?

Anyway, if I were to buy an expensive toy, I'd rather buy Aibo or that expensive dinobot thing.

Dear fucking christ... nuke it, nuke it from orbit!
I'm not sure if the designer made them as horror movie props but he hit the creepy mark in the damn bulls eye from 50 miles away.

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I'd buy. Hell, I'm going to Russia this year, maybe I'll track her down and risk customs.

I just can't see the connection between the title and that pink... thing that's on the main picture. And is that nasty shit at the end supposed to be an Octopus? Or also a pig?

lacktheknack:
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I'd buy. Hell, I'm going to Russia this year, maybe I'll track her down and risk customs.

Oh man... fuck, and I thought the pink one was creepy as shit and you show that.

Grabehn:
Oh man... fuck, and I thought the pink one was creepy as shit and you show that.

It looks like a Raving Rabbid went through a Goth phase. XD

I honestly think it's adorable in a hilarious way. If I make it to Moscow, I'm buying one and sending it home to a writer I know. She'll love it.

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!

Those things are fucking creepy. But beautifully made, such quality.

NOW KILL THEM! MAKE THEM BURN!!!!!

EDIT: They could make a movie with these things, like gremlins.

They look like creepier version of Furby and those are already an epitome of evil.

Cute!? I think I just saw my nightmares for tonight! Especially the pink one....

the eyes....

I want that squid-pig-whatever so much :3
It would express my fetish for tentacle porn.

I thought those were all pretty neat until I saw this one-

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The levels of WANT have never been this high.

Extremely adorable, truly artistic, unique in it's own right... and... and it's so REAL looking!!
Dem eyes, dat .... fur man.... Seriously thanking the OP for this news post. Going to place this little fella on my wish list.

Oh my god why do I love it so much...?!!

Ewwww, no. Dey creepy. I never have been a photo-realism kind of person, anyway...I'd prefer some of these things to be in ragdoll form. With floppy, little rope limbs.

As they are, they're too ornamental and static, and that's not my thing.

I would adopt that ocelot mix in a second. It would ride around on my shoulder and purr whenever I scratch behind those amazing ears.

The pink one - I'm certain that grows into something that devours souls, or infants... maybe both.

I'm afraid that the pig mix, while adorable, would be found on some insane version of a factory farm a century or two from now.

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I'd buy. Hell, I'm going to Russia this year, maybe I'll track her down and risk customs.

I believe that one should be paired with the "Go to sleep" meme.

OT: This is what cute looks like in the world of Dark Souls. These things may look harmless but they leech your humanity at the slightest touch.

Cute? Ok 4 and 5 are adorable but, 12 and 2 meh, and 3, *shudder* gonna have nightmares about that abomination XD

About half of these are scary rather than cute.
They kind of remind me of the water-mogwai as I call them: The not-quite-gremlins-yet that are spawned when a mogwai gets wet. You know, before they eat after midnight.

I had something similar in my childhood. loved it. those are very cute. Really want.

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I'd buy. Hell, I'm going to Russia this year, maybe I'll track her down and risk customs.

I believe that one should be paired with the "Go to sleep" meme.

OT: This is what cute looks like in the world of Dark Souls. These things may look harmless but they leech your humanity at the slightest touch.

lacktheknack:

Awesome, thanks for that. I'll be storing it for future usage... and cute/creepythings to unleash upon unsuspecting people.

And just like that I had to make a SAN check.

Jimothy Sterling:
I actually "oooh'd" and "aaaah'd" at some of those, especially the octopus/pig thing. I really would love that.

Careful, one is bound to show up at your door now.

Most of them are pretty cute, but that pink thing needs to die in a fire.

Daw, they look so cute. I want one. Except the pink one. I'll use fire on that one.

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I'd buy. Hell, I'm going to Russia this year, maybe I'll track her down and risk customs.

That face... I think I laughed for a solid minute there. Thanks for that.

Maybe I'll use it as an avatar some day.

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I'd buy. Hell, I'm going to Russia this year, maybe I'll track her down and risk customs.

That face... I think I laughed for a solid minute there. Thanks for that.

Maybe I'll use it as an avatar some day.

Consider using this.

Man, I wanna learn how to do gifs properly just so I can splice this into something.

Legion:
They seem well made, and there is obviously a lot of talent at work, but we must be on different wave lengths because I find them creepy not cute. Especially the third one.

Large eyes and heads, with beaks and feet that vaguely resemble a tree climbing mammal. It's an odd combination for something "cute".

You are so not alone. These images triggered my "Ahh! Kill it with fire!" reflex, not my "d'awwwwww" reflex.

Zachary Amaranth:

Legion:
They seem well made, and there is obviously a lot of talent at work, but we must be on different wave lengths because I find them creepy not cute. Especially the third one.

Large eyes and heads, with beaks and feet that vaguely resemble a tree climbing mammal. It's an odd combination for something "cute".

You are so not alone. These images triggered my "Ahh! Kill it with fire!" reflex, not my "d'awwwwww" reflex.

I want to burn them to ashes. And then burn the ashes. Seriously, creeptastic.

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...I'm gonna go sleep on the roof. With a shotgun.

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