Sex with Glass Turns Google Glass into a Homemade Porn Machine

Sex with Glass Turns Google Glass into a Homemade Porn Machine

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Sex with Glass makes amateur porn a viable career path for Google Glass owners.

Humans have a knack for turning every piece of new technology into an excuse for nudity. Don't forget, the internet was originally intended to be a tool for the exchange of scientific ideas, and a quick glance at your browser history will prove that things have changed. So, it probably won't surprise you to learn that Google Glass, a device that isn't even on the market yet, has already been co-opted by randy app developers.

Here's the idea: in the future, all of your sexual partners will own Google Glass. So, when you're gearing up for a romantic episode, you and your partner will simply say "ok glass, it's time." This will stream what you see to your partner's device, and vice versa. So, if you've ever wondered what it would be like to have sex with yourself, all of your questions are about to be answered.

Once you've become sufficiently disgusted by your own sexual reflection, you'll say "ok glass, pull out," and head into the bathroom for a good cry.

After you're done, the resulting video will be viewable for five hours before it's deleted forever. Though, I think it's probably safe to assume that users will find a way around that feature, or they'll just choose a recorder that uses fewer awkward commands.

Sex with Glass is a free app, and will presumably hit the market with Glass. But Google hasn't revealed the device's release date yet, so you'll have to make do with your smartphone camera until then.

Source: Sex with Glass (NSFW)

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Wat.

Okay, I thought it was gonna film your sexual experience so you can make a POV without having to hold a camera, but...

Nope, I'm completely lost.

Headsprouter:
Wat.

Okay, I thought it was gonna film your sexual experience so you can make a POV without having to hold a camera, but...

Nope, I'm completely lost.

That's what I assumed as well. Then again, I am sure that'll happen eventually, anyway. Pretty brilliant device for pron producers, I'd imagine.

All of which will be monitored and cataloged on a Google server.

Look at yourself while having sex with someone else? This sounds like a homosexual narcissists dream, but I'm definitely not interested.

I keep thinking of that scene from Demolition Man and how weird this all is.

At the rate this is going you can take your date to Taco Bell first before the sexy Google time.

The perfect app for glassholes who want the NSA to see them having sex! But didn't the Google Overlords ban sex based apps on their goggles?

"FUCK"

--NSA

In all serious, though, I'm more shocked by the fact this was developed before the tech has hit the market than at the fact this was developed. It's... a pretty weird idea, wanting to watch yourself have sex. Probably a pretty weird out of body experience, to boot.

Yeah this will be a boon for all those companies that make POV porn.

I guess it can also be used to masturbate to the video of you having sex with your partner later.

Fiz_The_Toaster:
I keep thinking of that scene from Demolition Man and how weird this all is.

I was more reminded of that scene from Strange Days.

So whoever said it was right. All technological advancements are to improve porn.

What do you mean by "quick glance at internet history"?

I can assure you, it is clean, proper and pristine...

I can guarantee that the mods of the Play Store will quickly hammer that app into the ground.

I mean, the devs aren't even pretending that it's for not sexual purposes.

Also, I don't think that the glasses will work all that well because they already look stupid out of the ordinary.

I would imagine that the sex will look a bit too weird/hard to take seriously when one of the people involved has a headset/spectacle combo that has an in-built camera and responds to voice commands.

CriticalMiss:
The perfect app for glassholes who want the NSA to see them having sex! But didn't the Google Overlords ban sex based apps on their goggles?

I think they technically banned apps containing explicit content. This app wouldn't need to have any explicit content in it. That's all user provided! All the app does is link two devices together and stream video between them.

Wait. So you see from your parter's eyes, and they see from yours? How will that not be ridiculously confusing?
It will be like inverted controls times infinity.

What kind of a sick and deranged mind would ever think that this is a good idea? All this technology that we could be using to cure cancer or make a longer lasting light bulb and THIS is what we end up with? For shame internet...for shame...

Seriously, why spend that much money when you can just print your picture and put it over your prostitute's face like I do?

Tee hee! See what I did there? I'm hilarious! :D

MinionJoe:

Fiz_The_Toaster:
I keep thinking of that scene from Demolition Man and how weird this all is.

I was more reminded of that scene from Strange Days.

Hmmm... That is also true, and slightly more weird...

Welp, if these movies taught us anything it's that the future is going to be weird and weirdly sexy...?

Probably not the latter though.

So it's like webcam sex?

AWESOME!

But seriously this is pretty funny. Whoever said necessity is the mother of all invention obviously never heard of porn.

That is really... quite niche. I don't honestly see a point to this, but each to their own. Nothing is going to better than seeing your video of yourself pumping away at your boy/girl-friend, while simultaneously getting an add for Viagra.

No one else surprised that it took this long for someone to make an app that was sex-related for Google Glass? Just me? Are we all living on the same internet here?

I can understand the appeal and why some would want it but, even if I ever owned one of those devices, I can't imagine any smart technology making its way into my sex life-- erm, wait, I suppose there is room for innovation. Not this though, definitely not this.

Commands could be better, tbh.

Wait... Do I get this right? So I get to basically.. Bump uglies with myself? Am i getting this right?

Wow, I guess "Go Fuck yourself" Has a ton of meaning now.

I would rock that with my partner.

Google Glass is only able to capture about 10 seconds of footage last time I checked, this thing will be surprisingly like the real thing for me.

Headsprouter:
Wat.

Okay, I thought it was gonna film your sexual experience so you can make a POV without having to hold a camera, but...

Nope, I'm completely lost.

I don't think you'd need a specific app for that. Just put it on and tell it start recording.

Anyway, I have to admit that it's kind of a neat idea; which isn't something I ever thought I'd say about something that's meant for use during sexual intercourse.

*eyetwitch*

Alright, no thanks. I actually prefer to have some proper personal intimacy during sex. I mean, sure, I watch porn, but it's not even remotely comparable.

Now on the whole i am someone who feels recording equipment is best left out of the bedroom, largely because no one looks as good naked on camera as they think they will, but i can understand the appeal of being able to record a sexual encounter POV, not my cup of tea, but i do get it.

But, the whole watching yourself thing? What the...? Who would want that?

Just a word or warning about this five hour deletion thing. Not available on the site after that time doesn't mean it's gone forever. Snapchat has wording in the fine print about how they have the right to save everything that goes on it. I don't imagine this app will do anything different.

Heh, my first thought on the headline was that the Glass would superimpose an image of a much more attractive partner over the real life hum-drum person you're actually currently boinking.

This is way worse.

 

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