Project Spark Trailer Reveals Conker's Return

Project Spark Trailer Reveals Conker's Return

Conker the Squirrel decides he'll have to make his own game in Project Spark.

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Hey everyone, make your own game with Conker! Because God knows we're not going to! TROLOLOLOLOLOL.

Microsoft showed Rare the light of day and while they were distracted, they ripped off one of Rare's limbs before locking them up again.
GG Microsoft.

Cute. A bit cheesy, but cute. Kinda like Disney Infinity, just more badass.

Yaaay, Skunny is back! Loved the music.


Huh? What's a Conker? Sounds like an infected boil or something. Guess I missed out on that.

That was cruel Escapist. Your headline made me think we were actually getting a new conker game, not a totally insignificant gust appearance in a game I don't care about. All well, back to not caring about games by microsoft.

Skeleon:

Huh? What's a Conker? Sounds like an infected boil or something. Guess I missed out on that.

Then read up, comrade. Conker's Bad Fur Day was one of the most well-received titles on the N64, and probably still ranks up there in Top 10 Console Games lists. The humour was toilet-based, the violence was ridiculous, and they really did not go in for subtlety. Still, the satire was sharp when present, it was a great deal of fun, and it was emphatically not for kids.

OT: Not exactly thrilling. A new standalone Conker game would be great, but having some weird-voiced version of him in one level of another game (or as an asset to be dropped into player-created levels)?

shame, i enjoyed Conker's Bad Fur Day.
i feel the CGI scenes are a little misleading as to what the game play will be

Wooo a new conker game *flails* wait... no hang on its just microsoft horrifically tearing up rare like a pitbull with a steak whats new ?

major_chaos:
That was cruel Escapist. Your headline made me think we were actually getting a new conker game, not a totally insignificant gust appearance in a game I don't care about. All well, back to not caring about games by microsoft.

allso that , you never seem to know whether you are getting a strawberry or a dogturd with articles lately because of ones with titles like this one had.

Thunderous Cacophony:

emphatically not for kids.

hi *waves* my mom dident play video games so she bought me conkers bfd as a birthday present when i was a kid because of the cartooney happy looking cover of the game , safe to say she has never bought me another game ever again but by the time they knew i had allready finished the game so they let me keep it .

Now this is just mean. Really? After all these years, Rare's telling the fans to make their own game?

Well let's just say I better be able to have characters taking shits on screen and pissing on each other, because if Project Spark doesn't allow that, they're just giving us a squirrel skin to play with.
.

I like JonTron's response to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t_Co0gfj18

 

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