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Anonymous Source  Posts: 5 Joined: 30 Apr 2009     | |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 642 Joined: 27 Dec 2008     | Minesweeper... |
Paperboy  Posts: 13 Joined: 10 May 2009   | live action sonic the hedgehog, high speed scenes might look good, but the characters would look crappy |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2233 Joined: 14 Apr 2009     | Every single game ever made. Ever. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2233 Joined: 14 Apr 2009 |
Uh-uh. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 9 Joined: 15 Apr 2009  | You are all forgetting one important thing....fucking awesome games from the 80s and 90s, where is all the love for Metroid or zombies ate my neighbors,smash tv, guantlets 1 & 2, Wolfenstein, Streets of rage with JCVD or maybe even god willing Duke Nukem. |
PROBATION  Posts: 2488 Joined: 1 Sep 2008    | Bad Dudes User was put on probation for: The Mass Effect Minority. (7 days) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1889 Joined: 12 Aug 2008    | max payne oh wait |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2217 Joined: 28 Nov 2007     | The Darkness could be made into an okay movie, but not one based on the game. It would be another comic book movie. The worst I can think of? Trying to do a movie based on something like "Monster Hunter Freedom" where there is minimal plot (it's all a hunting based RPG simulation). |
Beat Writer  Posts: 133 Joined: 10 May 2009     | I think the worst would be Captain Novelin, or traffic jam for the computer. or even worse... Pac-man *shudder* |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 113 Joined: 4 May 2009    | Any sports game. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1631 Joined: 15 Jul 2008   |
Would be amazing!! As long as they kept the 1987 ray-bans. The mere thought of a Battletoads movie scares me to death. |
Muckraker  Posts: 333 Joined: 14 May 2008  | Gears of War [/irony] |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1519 Joined: 10 Feb 2009  | Pong |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1146 Joined: 10 May 2008    | Can't think of any bad, but how awesome would a Red Faction: Guerrilla movie be? Hell, they can use the existing trailer, it already has the Movie Opening Guy. |
Muckraker  Posts: 300 Joined: 18 Apr 2009   | Diddy Kong Racing would be a hellish nightmare of an acid trip. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 903 Joined: 28 Mar 2009  | Halo. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2465 Joined: 25 Dec 2008    | Minesweeper: The Movie - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs&feature=fvst Minesweeper: The Movie is pure win. I'm contemplating doing a "Kingdom of Loathing: The Movie" in the same style. Or maybe something from The Orange Box, lol. Back to the subject at hand: Diablo would be crap. So would most other RPGs. Don't even get me started on WoW. Any racers or sports games wouldn't work. What else is there... Worms. ...Wait a minute... OMG, that could be win as well. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 75 Joined: 3 May 2009     |
LOL They could probably make a horrid jab at assassins creed. Also, for an april fools joke they were going to make a Zelda: Hero of Time movie. |
Paperboy Posts: 13 Joined: 22 Oct 2008    | World of Warcraft. (The quests, not the instances) |
Muckraker  Posts: 250 Joined: 17 Jun 2008  | The thing is in regards to the people saying sports games, we already get alot of American Football movies, mostly set out like Dawsons Creek. So i dont see why Madden would be any different. Some rookie upcoming star gets drafted, trains his heart out, plays a couple of big games and eventually plays in the super bowl. While in the background another story could be evolving, like his relationship with his parents, or a story where he doesnt feel in control of his life ( being controlled by the player after all ), where he is a victim of his own talents. So yeah i dunno that it would be a great movie, but doesnt sound so bad. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4775 Joined: 20 Apr 2009    | Any sports game. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4775 Joined: 20 Apr 2009 |
In a world where the president has been kidnapped by ninjas, are two guy's bad enough dudes to save the president? |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 962 Joined: 11 Aug 2008   |
Opening old wounds... Ughh... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4775 Joined: 20 Apr 2009 |
How about this, then: |
Beat Writer  Posts: 183 Joined: 10 Jan 2009  | banjo kazooie |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4560 Joined: 2 Mar 2009  | I'm not surprised to see Halo get mentioned.. I actually think that as series Halo COULD potentially be a really good movie trilogy... it's just that Hollywood would mishandle it, fuck it up and just make it a story about humans killing evil aliens without any of the depth and complexity of the actual trilogy (if Halo Wars was any indication). Games that wouldn't make good movies: You know what the one game that would make an awful movie... Left 4 Dead. it's would just be a zombie movie, nothing unique. The only way to make it interesting would be to have Zoey ridicule the cliches in zombie movies. And Hollywood would still mess her character up and cast some big boobed lass instead of a normal looking girl. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 852 Joined: 2 Mar 2009 |
Have you seen the trailers for Minesweeper? =D |
Beat Writer  Posts: 149 Joined: 24 Jan 2009 | Unfortunately it seems all games make bad movies. I'm looking forward to the Metal Gear Solid movie, it was practically and playable movie to begin with so it shouldn't be to hard, just do what they did with watchmen and make it frame for frame (yes I am aware that watchmen was a graphic novel not a game) in live action. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1743 Joined: 15 Oct 2008   |
This is the fake one The one you linked to is actually being made. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 132 Joined: 3 Apr 2008   | All of them /thread |
Beat Writer  Posts: 131 Joined: 8 Jan 2009 |
I'm curious to see how you'ld see Cooking Mama play out as a good movie... Personally I'ld say Kingdom Hearts, its extremely confusing and full of silly Disney characters already. There would be no saving that. |
Muckraker  Posts: 270 Joined: 1 May 2009   |
I liked Halo at first. After Halo 3 I'm sick of it. The story wasn't THAT great, and how would they have to do those special effects in a movie? (In the case the entire film isn't computer animated.) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2319 Joined: 10 Nov 2008    | ET for Atari. As for Guitar Hero, I think it could work if it played out like Rock Star, where a guy from a tribute band ends up singing for his favourite band. It could start off with a guitar player joining a small time cover band, then they start to make it bigger until they end up opening for a big band (Maiden, Metallica etc) and at the end one of their guitarists falls ill and he has to play with them as a stand in. It's a fairly simplistic plot, but if they brought in some humour, some Spinal Tap like antics, it could be fun. |
Paperboy  Posts: 21 Joined: 3 May 2009   | Bad movie: Grand Theft Auto. There's no way it would be made without a Uwe Boll-ish story. Good movie: StarControl. |
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Nonsense. I saw SkiFree and I laughed the whole time. John Cusack not only bested the rich kid, he outran the Yeti for a really, really long time.