ThrobbingEgo:
Pokemon.

best answer.

is wii fit a cop-out?

if so, zombies ate my neighbors. those characters are resilient as fuck. and don't ask how resilient fuck is.

Any of the Total War games, as long as I was a general, not one of the cannon-fodder peasants.

Oblivion, very likely.

Left for Dead almost certainly. 3 other people I know of my choice and I could take out a city full of zombies.

Okay, lets be a little realistic here - does anyone genuinely think that if swapped into a game, given some guns and told to win, that they could do it? The only FPS style game I can think of (off the top of my head) that there is a chance of is Portal.

rule of rose, if that girl could kick those monster's asses then i can

Leisure Suit Larry: Land of the Lounge Lizards.

Kingdom hearts, disney made it so there's a hidden safety net

Bioshock
Because that game has a reason for your respawning.

Laura.:
Mario Paint. :P

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

For me, it'd be Army of Two, 'cause alls I need for bullet wounds is a good pat on the back.

For the people that said portal, would that include the leg things otherwise you would be brutally crushed.

Hrrm Racing games wouldn't be too bad.

Easy difficulty on Guitar Hero.

Old school adventure games eg. Grim Fandango, The Longest Journey and monkey Island.

Oblivion because everyone is always the same level as you :P

I may die of shock on Silent Hill games or running out of bodily fluids to excrete but there isn't too much skill in those.

The Path, if anyone is familiar with it from Steam.

Fallout 1
I Could do it

Rafe:
For the people that said portal, would that include the leg things otherwise you would be brutally crushed.

Hrrm Racing games wouldn't be too bad.

Easy difficulty on Guitar Hero.

Old school adventure games eg. Grim Fandango, The Longest Journey and monkey Island.

Oblivion because everyone is always the same level as you :P

I may die of shock on Silent Hill games or running out of bodily fluids to excrete but there isn't too much skill in those.

The Path, if anyone is familiar with it from Steam.

I Love the path, Its just so beautiful

I would totally survive gears of war, all you need is a chest-high wall to hide your manly physique behind, and you are done!

I might be able to beat Assassin's Creed if I had experience swordfighting (and was good at it).

inFamous

Hello Kitty Adventure Island.

Pokemon, because I suck.

Pokemon. I'd probably join the police. Ironically Rome Total War, I have so much experience playing the game that I'd probably make quite a good commander under that universes laws (the rather unrealistic ability to give commands instantly and so forth.)

Fallout 3 - I'm a good shot with a rifle.

Oblivion - I know how to use a bow quite efficiently. And I would dedicate a lot of time in that world learning how to tear things a new one with magic before setting off anywhere anyway.

Pokemon - That would just be too easy.

Give me some dark god-like abilities and I'll add Prototype and The Darkness to that list.

Dead Rising - Those hordes are slow as hell. It would just be comedy relief day after day.

Professor Layton & the Curious Village

Except when someone gives me a puzzle when I ask them a question, I'll just hold a gun up to their head and say "no."

Kazturkey:
If I can have the abilities of the main character, Prototype. If not, I'd be able to do fable, I think. The magic is totally unneccessary.

If I had Alex's abilities, I would be a lot cleaner than him, and probably get the job done sooner too. All one has to do is infiltrate the military from the inside by using a disguise of a higher-up.

I could also beat Street Fighter, Soul Calibur, and almost any other fighting game on the planet if I got to fight as myself. I can see it now...

Announcer: READY? FIGHT!

Enemy: (Insert typical fighting game intro here)
Me: *pulls out shotgun* *shoots opponent*

Announcer: K.O.! Wait...did you fucking kill him? Jesus Christ man! Uhh...YOU WIN...asshole.

MaxChaos:
Tetris.

Lol. That was my first thought when I saw the thread title.

Also, any RTS I can beat outside of the game.

Dreamfall: The Longest Journey
Myst
Most point-n-click adventure games, really.
Bioshock (because of Vita-Chambres)
Portal...maybe
*maybe* Half-Life (If I get an HEV suit?)
*maybe* Left 4 Dead

Fable 2, yes, it is for the obvious reasons.

Kirby games, cuz I'm FAT!

Pac Man.

Oh, and Mrs. Pac Man.

I took a quick look over my games shelf and I came up with the following:

Pokemon, Pikmin, Amazing Island, and Overlord definitely, since its not me doing the work. I might be able to do Metroid if I also got an epic suit of highly adaptable space armor with a built in arm cannon. However, Metroid has a similar problem which keeps me from saying Legend of Zelda, Fallout 3, and No More Heroes: I'm a coward. Metroid has a few moments where I would panic and run screaming if it was me in there. For example, in Metroid Prime 3 there was one instance where I took an energy canister out of the wall in a xenoresearch lab full of metroids contained in forcefield containers. I knew full well what would happen when I took out the energy canister, but that didn't make it any better. Those particular metroids having the ability to turn incorporeal to dodge my ice missiles and pop out of the walls certainly didn't help. If I, personally, were in that scenario, lets just say that I'd need to clean out my space armor. Another such example came up in Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, in that water temple with the revolving staircase. I was getting ready to go fight the final boss, but much to my dismay that boss was at the bottom of a deep, dark, water filled hole. It took me quite a while to work up the courage to jump in, and if I were in that scenario I would have just given up on saving Zelda. Water is...not my element. The problem in Fallout 3 and No More Heroes is much simpler: I'm afraid of bullets. I would have just given up on finding my dad or becoming the #1 assassin in those games. I didn't even consider any of Mario's games; I'm just not in good enough shape for that kind of action. Sure, Mario's not in such great shape either, but his superhuman strength probably helps with that.

I know Raccoon City like the back of my hand, but I doubt I'd last long after a few Cerberus' or one Tyrant.

I could probably handle some Metal Gear Solid stealth and such, but up against an actual Metal Gear model I'd be pissing myself.

So I suppose it'd come down to be filling the slot of Cait Sith. I'll be completely useless, yet still have undeserved fame.

AmrasCalmacil:
Monkey Island series.

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

Anything, seeing as I've been given the main characters abilities =/

Defo Pokemon,

SOTC, cus im awesome.

WorldCritic:
Fable 2, yes, it is for the obvious reasons.

I hope the "obvious reasons" were drinking in the pub, using "fart" expression, and using "belch" expression because that's what I was going to say.

The Sims ;)

Also, I think I'd be a good commander/warlord in just about any RTS.

ThrobbingEgo:
Pokemon.

This, and probably Mario.Jumping on mushrooms and turtles no big:P

mirror's edge.

no. no i'd be dead. /:
even if i had her 'skills'.

_{suicidal bitch.}

Dead Rising = Just wait 72 hours, get some food, hell yeah!
Fallout 3 = Not necessarily complete the campaign, but i could survive.
Oblivion = See above

not bad tbh.

The Myst games, Thief 1-3, Phoenix Wright, Hotel Dusk and Zork Nemesis.

But I think they wouldn't be as intense as they are on screen, I wouldn't be able to hear the music playing. And not only Zork Nemesis practically lives because of the music.