I found out about how they are going to include sex in mass effect 2
needless to say spoilers

I wish I had the ability to ban people...
My only problem would be figuring out just the right words to use as a reason for why you would no longer be participating on the site...

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Oh god.

I hate you sir, the thought it terrifying.

also it's not rex in the new one it's some other guy.

Yeh, dude no

It was obvious in the trailer for the new female character (with the shaved head) that says "is this just about sex?" as one of her lines. Also, it's bioware....there is gonna be sex.

yeah, I just felt like messing with ppl, and it managed to hurt someone so bonus, oh and he had a sonic av so triple word score. Yeah I know its not wrex, but I wouldnt be suprised at all if he showed up

Certainly I'm not the only one who got a kick out of this.

I'd rather this not be in the game (at least, I'd rather it not be something the player had to see), but to each their own, I suppose.

bcponpcp27:
It was obvious in the trailer for the new female character (with the shaved head) that says "is this just about sex?" as one of her lines. Also, it's bioware....there is gonna be sex.

Well atleast they arn't openly saying it this time.
I think.

You know, if sex is mentioned in Mass effect 2....

Well, from the first game, when sex was mentioned, people asked "wait, how does that work? Does it show anything, what?"

If it's mentioned in the second game, people will think "Oh god, what now?"

And it will have the same effect.

damn you internet, another stupid way to lose ones retinas

........well I thought it was funny.

Worgen:
yeah, I just felt like messing with ppl, and it managed to hurt someone so bonus, oh and he had a sonic av so triple word score. Yeah I know its not wrex, but I wouldnt be suprised at all if he showed up

I don't see what is wrong with it I mean...not like it showed anything, I had a laugh.

As long as those Krogan balls don't touch mine, I wouldn't mind that much... Only, if Ashly would join in though. But she got mad at me when I mentioned it. :(

Internet Kraken:
........well I thought it was funny.

So did I, even though I saw this a long time ago.

Wait...don't Krogan have two wangs?

Wrex looks sooo cool in the last slide.

Last of the Chinchillas:
Wait...don't Krogan have two wangs?

I think they just have 4 testicles.

That was funny I was expecting some to do with a three some or gay sex, nicely done.

Excuse me, I've got to go gouge my eyes out.

Internet Kraken:

Last of the Chinchillas:
Wait...don't Krogan have two wangs?

I think they just have 4 testicles.

I suppose it was just speculation on my part.
Twice the testicles = Twice the wang.

elitepie931:

Worgen:
yeah, I just felt like messing with ppl, and it managed to hurt someone so bonus, oh and he had a sonic av so triple word score. Yeah I know its not wrex, but I wouldnt be suprised at all if he showed up

I don't see what is wrong with it I mean...not like it showed anything, I had a laugh.

yeah, really neither do I but I figured at least one person was going to wet themselfs over it

Worgen:

yeah, really neither do I but I figured at least one person was going to wet themselfs over it

Well apparently some people did. If people find this disturbing I can only imagine how they would react to some other things on the internet.

But while we are on the topic of Mass Effect sex, I feel the need to ask a question. Exactly what happens in the Mass Effect sex scene?

I went through the whole romance subplot out of curiosity (and desire for an easy achievement). But after hearing how awkward and stupid almost all of Shepard's interactions with Liara, I pretty much skipped through all of their text. When the actual sex scene started I went to get a soda instead of wasting my time with it.

I'd want a chance to have Female Shepard to 'do it' with Garrus, he's a hansome devil, I already know of his fandom.

very very funny, thx for that

I love that comic, I would've laughed myself silly if you could do that in the first game.

That was funny as hell.

Im going to go sob in a corner now.

Internet Kraken:

Worgen:

yeah, really neither do I but I figured at least one person was going to wet themselfs over it

Well apparently some people did. If people find this disturbing I can only imagine how they would react to some other things on the internet.

But while we are on the topic of Mass Effect sex, I feel the need to ask a question. Exactly what happens in the Mass Effect sex scene?

I went through the whole romance subplot out of curiosity (and desire for an easy achievement). But after hearing how awkward and stupid almost all of Shepard's interactions with Liara, I pretty much skipped through all of their text. When the actual sex scene started I went to get a soda instead of wasting my time with it.

You know how like in movies they play music during it?
Like that but the camera is at cleaver angles where you can't see a thing.
Its just stupid.

Internet Kraken:

Worgen:

yeah, really neither do I but I figured at least one person was going to wet themselfs over it

Well apparently some people did. If people find this disturbing I can only imagine how they would react to some other things on the internet.

But while we are on the topic of Mass Effect sex, I feel the need to ask a question. Exactly what happens in the Mass Effect sex scene?

I went through the whole romance subplot out of curiosity (and desire for an easy achievement). But after hearing how awkward and stupid almost all of Shepard's interactions with Liara, I pretty much skipped through all of their text. When the actual sex scene started I went to get a soda instead of wasting my time with it.

5 seconds of alien bum...that is all. (i sound almost disappointed XD)

My biggest gripe with that comic is that Shepard's name only has a single 'p' in it.

Also, I love how Wrex is smoking a cigar. Awesome. The sexual tension between Wrex and Shepard was clear from their interactions.

Wrex: Shepard.
Shepard: Wrex.

CAN YOU FEEL IT!?

It made me chuckle. If only because of the "I love you guys" bit.
I'm not really sure why so many people have a problem with it.

As far as the first image goes, the top-hat version is superior.

But I'mma go with this.

That gives a whole new meaning to "Devils Threesome".

But still, That did amuse the childish part of my brain.

In fact; Top-hat version ahoy!

Loop Stricken:
In fact; Top-hat version ahoy!

The look on her face is priceless.