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Press Junketeer
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Hm, i remember that strip... but didn't Wrex originaly have a tophat and a monocle too? Hm... maybe i have that still in my picturefolder. Ah nope tophat and mocle was photoshopped in... but i like it better *g*.

Gone Gonzo
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Last of the Chinchillas:
Wait...don't Krogan have two wangs?

No, just four testicles. Garrus mentions it offhand when you're doing his quest to catch the organ-growing doctor.

Infamous Scribbler
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Worgen:
I found out about how they are going to include sex in mass effect 2
needless to say spoilers

If it wasn't Wrex, I would have been upset. However, I can't stop laughing.

Gone Gonzo
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Oh, you scallywag.

Anyway, no doubt it will include at least a reference to sex in it, as it's a sequel and needs to at least match the original in every area.

Pulitzer Laureate
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I'd be disappointed if there wasn't some kind of fulfulling culmination to the romance subplots (note the plural - I believe there ought to be more than just the one).

Sex would be good, but I'm sure something non-sexual coud easily be as good.

Infamous Scribbler
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A lot of people in the thread seems somehow disappointed by the sex scene in Mass Effect, I actually liked it, not because I was looking for something sexually arousing, but it was subtle, and conveyed a lot of emotion both with the scene itself, and the music.

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Arachon:
A lot of people in the thread seems somehow disappointed by the sex scene in Mass Effect, I actually liked it, not because I was looking for something sexually arousing, but it was subtle, and conveyed a lot of emotion both with the scene itself, and the music.

Im mainly annoyed that I couldnt have had my char sex up wrex, he was much more likable then any of the ones you could have sex with

Gone Gonzo
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The sex is one of the reasons Mass Effect sold so well. They're not going to drop it at the expense of sales.

Infamous Scribbler
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THis was bad. Hilarious, and terrible.

I would like to point out however, it still is nowhere NEAR approaching VGCats' "NSFH"

...cantletyoudothatstarfox

Gone Gonzo
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Wow, this is really obviously not going to be in mass effect 2...

So...many...rule 34 pics >_<

Muckraker
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That's funny, but sorry, I'm just too tradiitional to get into a three way. Especially if one of the partners isn't aware of it. I doubt that will be an option in game, I can see the controversy now.

Gone Gonzo
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I laughed.
Seriously, probably not the place for that image though.
Then again, I've seen worse here.

OT: If there is sex in ME2, I don't care. It's all good.

BANNED
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who cares about sex other then mindless idiots?

User was banned for: haha i fooled you!. (Permanent)
Beat Writer
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i like the group hug at the end:P

Infamous Scribbler
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BAAAAH! I wish I was Hank Hill. I've never really been able to perfect that noise.

Muckraker
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Wow, you guys are harsh... I laughed.

Anonymous Source
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Last of the Chinchillas:
Wait...don't Krogan have two wangs?

Nah, they have 4 testes, but the game never mentions how many love pumps they have.

Pulitzer Laureate
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There's a much better version I can't find right now, where he's wearing a top hat and monocle. It makes everything so much funnier for some reason.

Gone Gonzo
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Worgen:
yeah, I just felt like messing with ppl, and it managed to hurt someone so bonus.

It's that kind of attitude rather than the image itself that will get you into trouble on here.

Gone Gonzo
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Holy crap a 5 second scene from a 30 hour game and it is still being talked about? It is no wonder we will always be playing the safe stories (a.k.a. cliched ones).

Copy Clerk
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haha is funny as ought lol i love it.

Gone Gonzo
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Naheal:

If it wasn't Wrex, I would have been upset. However, I can't stop laughing.

Same here. It's mind-meltingly squicky,yet absolutely hilarious!

Anonymous Source
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One can only hope this actually happens in ME2...Wrex was my fav character in ME1...so he deserves to get some!

Gone Gonzo
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HyenaThePirate:
I wish I had the ability to ban people...
My only problem would be figuring out just the right words to use as a reason for why you would no longer be participating on the site...

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I wish i could do that to, people who didn't find that comic hilalrous should have no right to be on this site.

I guess i'm one step ahead in learning Ban-Fu seeing how i already know the right words to use as my reason :p

Anonymous Source
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I want a romance plot with Tali, preferrably lesbian.

It doesn't even have to culminate in sex. I'd be happy with a hug or some romantic hand-holding.

But I just know when she comes back from the Flotilla to help you she'll bring a boyfriend or something with her. A boyfriend I'll have to murder.

Press Junketeer
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HyenaThePirate:
I wish I had the ability to ban people...
My only problem would be figuring out just the right words to use as a reason for why you would no longer be participating on the site...

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Ok calm down Mr. Thompson.
It was a joke.

PROBATION
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Sad thing is Bioware workers are all virgins so the sex scenes are really shitty..

User was put on probation for: Nintendo: 80% of Women prefer Wii. (7 days)
Gone Gonzo
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Worgen:
I found out about how they are going to include sex in mass effect 2
needless to say spoilers

+1 lol my good sir

however, Im pretty sure they are changing all the characters from M.E. 1 out with new ones, so really you might get to choose between the bald chick or the alien assassin ninja thingy.

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