Favorite Mass Effect 2 Quotes

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As the title says, what are your favorite quotes from Mass Effect 2?

It is my belief that after playing this game, everyone will have at least one. The comedic value and writing of this game is golden!

Please put any quotes that may contain spoilers or plot elements in spoiler tags

My personal favorites so far (that I can remember):

"I am a biotic GOD!" - High Volus

"You're all racist!" - Turian at C-Sec Security

"A hospital. Not a good place to have a fight." -Garrus
"What IS a good place to have a fight?" - Mordin
"Garden... electronics store... antique shop, if it's classy." - Garrus

Mr.Wiggles:
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Mr.Wiggles:
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Engineer Donnely: "That cook can't cook a good haggis to save his life."
The Other One: "Yeah, but all haggis tastes like ass anyway."
Donnely: "Aye, but in the right hands it can taste like mighty fine ass."

Quad08:

Mr.Wiggles:
Search Bar!!!!

Used, searched up "Mass Effect 2 Quotes" and didn't find anything

Therre's a thread called favorite mass effect quotes.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.144563-favorite-mass-effect-quote

Does anything the Illusive man says count, that man is by far my favorite new villain for years (New means i don't have to count the joker from arkham :P).

Martin sheen made the man a complete badass, ideally i'd just copy and paste all the words he has from the mass effect 2 script into this thread.

Mr.Wiggles:

Quad08:

Mr.Wiggles:
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Used, searched up "Mass Effect 2 Quotes" and didn't find anything

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Irridium:

Therre's a thread called favorite mass effect quotes.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.144563-favorite-mass-effect-quote

As I already stated, I used the search bar but this forum did not pop up.

Type in what I used if you don't believe me.

In my defense though, that forum is primarily focused on the first games quotes

Quad08:

Mr.Wiggles:

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Mr.Wiggles:
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Irridium:

Therre's a thread called favorite mass effect quotes.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.144563-favorite-mass-effect-quote

As I already stated, I used the search bar but this forum did not pop up.

Type in what I used if you don't believe me.

In my defense though, that forum is primarily focused on the first games quotes

It was also started half a year ago. Nothing wrong with a ME2 quotes thread. :P I haven't any favorite quotes yet but punching the reporter in the face made my day.

"You had him backing up worse than a Krogan toilet!" - Quarian, in reference to Shepard's debating skills

HAHA

"Probing Uranus"

-Talking AI glowing basketball thing.

"I love the sight of humans on their knees." - EDI

"I am the perfect image of a scientist salarian" (and the rest of the song) - Mordin

"Defeating the Tresher Maw has produced six breeding requests for Grunt. And one for Shepard." - EDI

"Really comander? Probing Uranus?" - EDI

Most of the Tali romance is a cross between funny and heartwarming.

90% of the time when Joker opens his mouth.

90% of the time when Morlan opens his mouth.

Everything at the Game Store on the Citadel

"That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest-son-of-a-bitch in space!"

"I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going until it hits something! That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years! If you pull the trigger on this you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime!"

- Alliance Sergeant

Jandau:
Everything at the Game Store on the Citadel

I'm actually heading back to the Citadel just so I can write all the quotes down

Doc Theta Sigma:
"That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest-son-of-a-bitch in space!"

"I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going until it hits something! That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years! If you pull the trigger on this you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime!"

- Alliance Sergeant

Couldn't remember the exact words to it, but yes. One of the best, and most informative, speeches in the game

Doc Theta Sigma:
"That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest-son-of-a-bitch in space!"

"I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going until it hits something! That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years! If you pull the trigger on this you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime!"

- Alliance Sergeant

That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it"!

Little off but another thing that made me chuckle was that I tried to Probe Uranus only to find someone else had already depleted it...meaning it had been probed thoroughly. :D

mostly the things that archangel says....

reach and flexibility anyone?

EDI: "Really, Commander? All right, probing Uranus."

Tali: "Go for the optics, [whatever she said her drone's name was]!"

The Turian and the Quarian in the Eternity Bar on Illium: [that whole conversation]

EDI again: "I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees. [pause] That is a joke."

"So fuck you, and thanks for asking."

Jack is voiced so subtly and perfectly by Courtenay Taylor. She's the most likable bitch I've ever seen in a game.

edit: Wait, I lied. Mordin's singing is the best.

"Don't. fuck. with Aria."

I am the very model of a scientist Salarian
I've studied species Turian, Asari, and Batarian
I'm quite good at genetic (a subset of biology)
Because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology)
My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian
I am the very model of a scientist Sa-lar-i-aaaaaan

-Mordin's song.

Best part of the game.

Quad08:

"A hospital. Not a good place to have a fight." -Garrus
"What IS a good place to have a fight?" - Mordin
"Garden... electronics store... antique shop, if it's classy." - Garrus

^ Also awesome.

"if i know Grunt right his answer will come at muzzle velocity" - Commander Shepard

The stories Zaeed tell are hilarious. What's the one when you trigger him in the bar in Aria's joint on Omega... He starts telling a story about getting in to a brawl with his mates.

So many good quotes...

"This one has forgotten whether or not it has replaced its weapons' heat sinks. It wonders if the criminal scum considers itself fortunate."

"The Council thought the first Hanar Spectre would play by the rules..."

"I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A SCIENTIST SALARIAN!"

"I enjoy seeing humans on their knees. *pause* That was a joke."

"If she [EDI] starts mouthing off about being the 'vanguard of our destruction', I call shotgun on the first lifeboat out of here."


And the hilarious conversation between the lovestruck turian and oblivious quarian on the Citadel. You know the one.

I liked the Salarian bachelor party. Fun times.

Also, not a quote, but headbutting a Krogan was hilarious.

Take THAT ya' sons'a bitches! - Joker.

I don't know why. I just love this quote

Thane recruitment mission
Garrus: We're vulnerable here if that elevator isn't empty
Grunt: Yeah, we should get behind...stuff

ship conversation
Mordin: Not now, trying to discover how scale-itch infected the Normandy. Sexually transmitted, only carried by Varren. Implications...unpleasant.

"So you humans celebrate commitment by tempting infidelity?" Salarian, forced to sit through a bachelor party by his human friend

One of many great lines in that club. :D

All my favorites have already been mentioned.

All the conversations that took place during the bachelor party on Illium.
Mordin's song.
The officer's lecture on the cannon and "eyeball it".
EDI is pretty hilarious for an AI.

Like I said in the other thread;

Guard: "As this is a high-security vessel, you must relinquish possession of your weapons."
Shepard: "I'll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?"

Shephard: You had a right not to follow your commands orders when they result in certain death.
Miranda: Well we'll have to remember that next Shephard orders us into near-cetain death.
Thane: Well that's about every 4 minutes!

I've yet to play the full game, but the sneak peek at the romantic dialouge possible between Fem-shepard and Garrus was hilarious

"You know I always like to save the last shot before popping the heat sink"
*embarresed/confused look from Shepard
*Relisation dawns on Garrus's face
"Wait...that analogy just went somewhere horrible...

"Those Asari-Hanar porn games they sell on Shiri'ka are really nasty" On the Citadel, near the game seller (or I think it was him).

"Hey gunny, you've done something with the meals . . . almost like you've added more food and less ass."

Joker: "License to screw up, Commander--you heard it right from the ship!"

And although it's technically not a quote, Joker's mimicking of Legion really cracked me up.

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