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http://kotaku.com/5475347/nsfw-erotic-game-tracks-alone-time

I can already see some media buzz around this. Horray for Japan!

May have to get this...*shifty looks*...For er...Research.

o.O
why do we need this? I could (NOT DID OR WILL DO) do basically the same thing with a spreadsheet in Excel or any of the free versions out there.

Seriously WTF is wrong with japan. Yes all cultures wank. But it is a solitary pursuit in a room in front of a computer screen. This is just so fucked up.

I wonder who comes up with these ideas and go "Oh, this is good! Let's make it!"

...
Seriously

really Japan? REALLY. I honestly don't know about you anymore. I would say that you've gone one step too far and that this is the worse you can get, but i have a feeling you'd just do something worse next week. Honestly...

I can't really say I'm surprised. It's Japan after all?

Well, this brings achievement whoring to new and exciting heights.

I don't need this game for that, that's what I have an Excel Spreadsheet for already :P

Hawgh:
Well, this brings achievement whoring to new and exciting heights.

Achievement unlocked! "Minuteman!"

I want it.

Yes, because all people really want is to keep track of how much they wank.

I get the feeling this is one of those games where you don't want to be on the top of the leaderboards, for either "fastest time" or "best overall score"

Oh this is great, i hope theres a leaderboard

If countries were people Japan would be the creepy dude in the trench coat on the bus. Seriously Japan? Gamers have already got enough crap to deal with you need to lay more on us?

I'll be at the top of that leaderboard ~

Volstag9:
really Japan? REALLY. I honestly don't know about you anymore. I would say that you've gone one step too far and that this is the worse you can get, but i have a feeling you'd just do something worse next week. Honestly...

and that's why we love japan...
but that is rather.. disturbing... or better yet.. i find your lack of wanking disturbing

Sheepzor:
May have to get this...*shifty looks*...For er...Research.

FOR SCIENCE!

Seriously, isn't there other things you're worrying about than tracking your time? >_>

...All I have to ask is how does it track those?

I could imagine it now...

Game: "NEW HIGHSCORE!!! NEW HIGHSCORE!!"

Player: "AM WINNAR!!!"

This is amazing. At least now you wont have to plug your 'controller' into your console to charge it.

Har har har.

THIS IS BY FAR THE ONLY THING GAMING HAS EVER NEEDED

Why not make it. It's game and there's probably plenty who would buy it. Go Japan!

What?...
...
...
That's...really all I have to say about this.

PayJ567:
Seriously WTF is wrong with japan. Yes all cultures wank. But it is a solitary pursuit in a room in front of a computer screen. This is just so fucked up.

You have absolutely no sense of humour ^_^ Its simply an amusing addon to the game. For fun and lols.
Some people take all the fun out of stuff when they take it too seriously.
Your the sort of person that would use this game, take the results you get and enter them in your tax return hoping for a rebate.

TheNamlessGuy:
I wonder who comes up with these ideas and go "Oh, this is good! Let's make it!"

...
Seriously

Well, do you think it's NOT good? I find it absolutely hilarious, and it's probably only there for comedy's sake :P

Checking this thread, it seems some people don't have any sense of humor, though... Eh...

Including you? I'm not sure whether or not you find this to be cool or retarded :p Engligthen me pl0x

That is really sick, now if you'll excuse me I'm off to go... uh, do something totally unrelated.

*Just then, in Australia*
Atkinson: ...
*holds game up*

BREAKING NEWS! R18+ STRUCK DOWN!

Stop ruining it for everyone Japan, use Excel like everyone else.

Hot, yet creepy, and really hot at the same time...

I wonder if this game will have leaderboards...

Gladion:
Well, do you think it's NOT good? I find it absolutely hilarious, and it's probably only there for comedy's sake :P

Checking this thread, it seems some people don't have any sense of humor, though... Eh...

Including you? I'm not sure whether or not you find this to be cool or retarded :p Engligthen me pl0x

Well, I find it humoring that someone thought of it, and is publishing it.

And that some people will buy it.

And I hope it get's released for Natal.
You know why...

That's brilliant.

What?! Hear me out

Once players see how large the graph is (Do not make joke) they might start doing other things. Of course we all know gamers are suckers for having the all time best, so my theory might work completely backwards.

Well whatever, at least some of them won't have to use a stop watch anymore.

Is it just me, or does this game seem a bit sexist? What, no masturbatory statistic collecting for women? When will the world learn?!

OH MY GOD FINA-...

Jesus christ, I'M OUTRAGED!

TheNamlessGuy:
I wonder who comes up with these ideas and go "Oh, this is good! Let's make it!"

...
Seriously

Well if people talk about it, it might boost sales, and i thinks its the whole point to them.

Stop failing @ sex Japan. I mean 1st with 99.999% of animes being filled with wimpy massively breasted woman that couldn't defend themselves from a God damn fly now this!?!?! The hell u're doin with yourself.........

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