Hilarious Names of your Characters

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In certain games you can name you Characters mainly the FF series i would always name them funny names for instance with Amarant from FF9 i named him Douche and he introduced himself as [no joke] 'The Flaming Douche' i couldn't stop laughing at it maybe thats just me 100% true.

So What funny names did you give your Characters in RPGS

More info i named

Cloud-Fluffly
Vivi-8Ball
Garnet/Dagger-Vagina
Zidane-Trezu

Fallout 3

Lone Wanderer- 'My Bollocks'

Dont ask why i name them funny name.

No Offensive by the way.

tubnuts

ShitFlickMagee

Trezu:
Cloud-Fluffly

I still think 'Fagballs' sounds better.

Gnome deathknight on Bloodhoof - EU

"Gnomercy"

Thistlebutt
Whiffletree
Achtungbaby

(All while playing Worms usually)

ME2: Reginaldinette, Englebert and *blank* Shepard.
I have yet to name one properly.

wiitard- fallout 3
hizlefit-a orc in wow

I called my Dwarf in DA:O 'Fuggles'.
That amused me.

My evil Fallout 3 character was called "Mike Hunt."

Warlock on a WoW private Server - BurnyBrnycutcut

CSS name - UsesF10ToShoot

Borderlands Character - MikeLitoris

In Pokemon Sapphire I named my character "fuck me" so in the beginning when my dad was on tv and my mom called me over to see it, she said "fuck me! fuck me, come quickly!"

Pirates! My most successful pirate of all time was Fartybum, or rather, that notorious pirate Admiral Fartybum.

ME my female Shepard is called Cybil.

ME2, so far I've started 3 careers. Sheppy, Shep Von and Leppard Shepard.

Or calling your pokemon "Penis" is always a classic. Especially when it's a Bug-type. "Penis used Harden!"

Or putting it into the Day-Care..."Your Penis has grown a lot!" "Yeah, just wait until it evolves."

"You're going to need a name, aren't you? Your mother and I have been talking; what do you think about..."

[Fuckface McCunt]

"That's a good name, don't you think? Fits you perfectly."

I didn't even have to name him...

Guybrush Threepwood.

-Drifter-:
"You're going to need a name, aren't you? Your mother and I have been talking; what do you think about..."
[Fuckface McCunt]
"That's a good name, don't you think? Fits you perfectly."

That would make him James McCunt.

octafish:
Pirates! My most successful pirate of all time was Fartybum, or rather, that notorious pirate Admiral Fartybum.

ME my female Shepard is called Cybil.

I have a neighbor with that name, but spelled "Cybil" differently.

Jezzascmezza:
My evil Fallout 3 character was called "Mike Hunt."

Oh that is just rude XD
But still surprisingly hilarious...

Most of my silly names are fairly random and spur-of-the-moment while intoxicated.

Except when I'm playing Civ4 and naming cities. Those are generally laced with profanity and sexual innuendo.

'Gramps! Vagina! Smell you later!'

You can have a lot of fun with Pokemon.

The Mighty Pantsman interestingly enough he didn't wear pants.
Playername I couldn't be bothered naming my character in Fallout 3.

lambsheep:
tubnuts

I'm not too sure why, but reading this made me crack up for, like, 5 minutes.

OT: I normally call my Squirtle on Pokemon Red 'Penis', so it says "PENIS uses SQUIRT!" or, later on, "PENIS uses HYDRO PUMP!"

Hahaha.... no?

Call Rinoa "A Whore", and call her dog "Anal".

Points if you get the joke/reference.

WoW Rogue - Loveshank
Wow Shaman - Shamantha, Oprawindfury
FFXI Taru - taruto

Gotham Soul:
Call Rinoa "A Whore", and call her dog "Anal".

Points if you get the joke/reference.

Is it Spoony?

DanglePiece

I've used that one far too many times.

In the SNES version of FFIV, I used to get a kick out of naming Cecil "Boob", so that when you go to Mt. Ordeals and fight the Cecil doppleganger, Tellah yells out "THERE'S TWO BOOBS?". I thought it was very clever at the time.

Also, my girlfriend once traded me a Drowzee that she had named DrewCarrey. She swears up and down that the resemblance is there, but I really don't see it. In exchange, I traded her a Magikarp named Tittyfish. We had a good laugh.

Finally, I created a new town in Animal Crossing specifically for abusing the system (using the internal clock to time travel, misusing gift codes, etc) which I named Cooterville.

I'm very mature.

A friend of my called his Night Elf Druid "HelloCatForm" because Hello Kitty was unavailable.
It was a little funny for a while.

I've called my Pokemons many strange things, like my Metapod which I called PENIS:
"PENIS used HARDEN."

Groin, a Dwarf Noble in Dragon age: Origins.
In fact, I even made a funny comic on the subject.
Points to those who can identify the completely serious source for that name.

I once named my whole group in ff7 for Sephiroth, it was fucking hilarious!
"Sephiroth, we have to chase down Saphiroth and stop him from using the black materia, but we must also save sephiroth", it was like that through-out the whole game. It got pretty old after a while but still some scenes was priceless.

Gotham Soul:
Call Rinoa "A Whore", and call her dog "Anal".

Points if you get the joke/reference.

A Whore uses Anal to learn new tricks.
Some attacks are Anal Reverse and Anal Cannon.

My character is sometimes Dr. Hans Jerkov.

My fallout 3 character is called Fishy Eddy.

MercurySteam:

Trezu:
Cloud-Fluffly

I still think 'Fagballs' sounds better.

That or Twatty Cakes.

The only one that I really use is Ontheroxorz just because it sounds silly.

My friends list usually includes such quality entries as:

Meat_Curtains
FurryCooter
PorkNutz

...and many more.

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