GTA 5 location rumoured, Character ideas?

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dududf:
Senior Pablo.

He came to America when he was 17 from Mexico, he wanted to start an acting career.

THEN.SHIT.HIT.THE.FAN.

Someone pushed over his taco at a local bar...A biker bar... Armed with his sombrero and his dress, he pulled out dual mac 10's and blew shit up. the fighting escalated into the parking lot, and the bikers were trying to flee, so Pablo blew a whistle and hopped onto his lamed donkey and takes the fights into the streets!

Pablo annihilates the biker gang, and steals all of their drugs then sells it and gets rich!

4 years later, Pablo is stabbed by a prostitute of his, and is dumped in the streets. He loses everything... But his will to kick ass.

you play as pablo, the illegal immigrant. You're goal is to rebuild your empire, and put a taco stand on every corner.

Good Luck!

...What?

OT:The settings are usually in the US, so it that keeps up I'd have to say Chicago, Illinois.

TheGoldenMan:

dududf:
Senior Pablo.

He came to America when he was 17 from Mexico, he wanted to start an acting career.

THEN.SHIT.HIT.THE.FAN.

Someone pushed over his taco at a local bar...A biker bar... Armed with his sombrero and his dress, he pulled out dual mac 10's and blew shit up. the fighting escalated into the parking lot, and the bikers were trying to flee, so Pablo blew a whistle and hopped onto his lamed donkey and takes the fights into the streets!

Pablo annihilates the biker gang, and steals all of their drugs then sells it and gets rich!

4 years later, Pablo is stabbed by a prostitute of his, and is dumped in the streets. He loses everything... But his will to kick ass.

you play as pablo, the illegal immigrant. You're goal is to rebuild your empire, and put a taco stand on every corner.

Good Luck!

...What?

My attempt at humor.

I thought it was near blindingly obvious >.<

MiracleOfSound:

GonzoGamer:
Yea, I know what you mean. While I appreciate gritty realism in some games I don't think R* pulls it off as well. I prefer the somewhat goofy caricatures portrayed in GTAs last gen to the serious and realistic characterizations they've been floating by us this gen. It looks like LA Noir is going to continue the current trend (at least it sounds like it'll have a cool soundtrack) so I think you're right: no more Catlina (or characters like her).

They're kind of reminding me of a teenager drunk on his first beer saying (in not so many words) "look we're grownups now. We're grownups now!" While we're looking at them as if to say "don't go ruining what you got."

Heh, they need to realise many of thier fans game in order to avoid growing up... oh well. At least the mechanics of their games get better and better, RDR was by far thier most playable one so far, if a tad on the easy side.

I have a good feeling about GTA5 though... maybe, just maybe they'll listen to us and give us some colourful, fun characters (it was kind of hard to like anyone in GTA4, except maybe Jacob and Brucie.

And by god the soundtrack better be an improvement... I longed so much for the awesome San Andreas old-school rap and classic rock music instead of that awful Eastern European pop and trendy retro-synth monotonous downer music.

It worked for RDR but I kind of liked the optional (on the fly) lock on in gta4 for another gta game.
I think much of the soundtrack factor depends on if they decide to make it another retro style game like Vice or San Andreas. I think the GTA4 soundtrack was just a testament to how bad current music is. At least they still had the retro stations in it. I spent most of my time listening to the jazz stations.

The way Rockstar is pushing the boundaries of what an action game player-character can be with their most recent games and expansion packs, I always tell people it will be a woman.

GonzoGamer:

It worked for RDR but I kind of liked the optional (on the fly) lock on in gta4 for another gta game.
I think much of the soundtrack factor depends on if they decide to make it another retro style game like Vice or San Andreas. I think the GTA4 soundtrack was just a testament to how bad current music is. At least they still had the retro stations in it. I spent most of my time listening to the jazz stations.

The lock on was a good mechanic alright, it fixed the horrible random clumsiness of the shooting in the other games. The driving was great in GTA4 too, very weighty and felt kind of... real.

I reinstalled GTA4 three times in the last few months to give it another chance but for some reason I just cannot enjoy the game any more.

The controls are clunky, the framerate sucks, it's dour and depressing, Roman is the spawn of Satan, the music is shit, the escort misisons are awful and the graphics already look dated, especially compared to RDR.

And it's Metacritic's highest rated game ever. Fucking hell.

Come on R*! Please make GTA: London.

But this time it would be awesome. With the graphics and stuff.

It's always American places! T_T

MiracleOfSound:

GonzoGamer:

It worked for RDR but I kind of liked the optional (on the fly) lock on in gta4 for another gta game.
I think much of the soundtrack factor depends on if they decide to make it another retro style game like Vice or San Andreas. I think the GTA4 soundtrack was just a testament to how bad current music is. At least they still had the retro stations in it. I spent most of my time listening to the jazz stations.

The lock on was a good mechanic alright, it fixed the horrible random clumsiness of the shooting in the other games. The driving was great in GTA4 too, very weighty and felt kind of... real.

I reinstalled GTA4 three times in the last few months to give it another chance but for some reason I just cannot enjoy the game any more.

The controls are clunky, the framerate sucks, it's dour and depressing, Roman is the spawn of Satan, the music is shit, the escort misisons are awful and the graphics already look dated, especially compared to RDR.

And it's Metacritic's highest rated game ever. Fucking hell.

I think the reason it wowed everybody when it first came out because on the surface (the controls, graphics, and little details: like being able to pick up a brick and throw it at someone/thing) it looked like a big improvement and I get the feeling that everybody assumed it would offer all the interesting variety of missions, activities, and easter eggs that we got since gta3. All that stuff was scaled back. We didn't even get ambulance missions, even if we did, we probably just would've gotten an achievement trophy instead of better health. It just seemed more like a tech demo (like this is what gta can be like for this gen) than a full gta.

I think the problem with the characters stem from the fact that R* tried to make them realistic and likeable and just didn't do a very good job at it. So we didn't get the goofy caricatures we were used to or believable characters we could like.

GonzoGamer:
It just seemed more like a tech demo (like this is what gta can be like for this gen) than a full gta.

In that one sentence, I think you've better summed up why GTA4 was dissapointing than anyone else on the site.

It was kind of like Megan Fox: Impressive on the surface but look closer and you'll see bad skin and no real heart.

gta 4 was ok but i didnt like the friends part why go drinking/bowling/pool thats shit pls dont put it in gta5 and i would love to see a gta game in manchester and Liverpool...

dududf:
Senior Pablo.

He came to America when he was 17 from Mexico, he wanted to start an acting career.

THEN.SHIT.HIT.THE.FAN.

Someone pushed over his taco at a local bar...A biker bar... Armed with his sombrero and his dress, he pulled out dual mac 10's and blew shit up. the fighting escalated into the parking lot, and the bikers were trying to flee, so Pablo blew a whistle and hopped onto his lamed donkey and takes the fights into the streets!

Pablo annihilates the biker gang, and steals all of their drugs then sells it and gets rich!

4 years later, Pablo is stabbed by a prostitute of his, and is dumped in the streets. He loses everything... But his will to kick ass.

you play as pablo, the illegal immigrant. You're goal is to rebuild your empire, and put a taco stand on every corner.

Good Luck!

Absolute bloody genius

I've only played GTA IV but I know its not as good as San Andreas.
I dont have enough knowledge to contribute to the discussion, I just want to say how the Hollywood idea is fun as it can make fun of celebrities :)

Cesar would be a good character if it's going to be an San Andreas Stories

kman123:
GTA V shall be set in Auuusssstralia. And a boomerang shall be your primary weapon.

Awesome.

Id play that and you can buy better ones that have like blades on uhm and stuff!

They should bring back Candy Suxxx!

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Chicago, only so I can tear up hell through L, and all those bastards who take the row seat when the window is open. Otherwise, I guess Texas would be fun, imagine jacking a space shuttle.

London

But as long as it's not NY or LA, I'll be happy.

London and as a woman- a tough gnarly cockney woman ala Eastenders

Anywhere in the USA and I will probably not buy it, the series has gone stale and stagnated. Saints Row 2 showed just how the last GTA should have been.

Pfft.

Give us all a gritty sci fi GTA like Blade Runner and a character which is not a walking cliche.

just remake gta san andreas that was the best one

I say Nepal.Cuz I just visited Nepal.Its beautiful and full of arenas in hills and mountains.There are less cities so u got to play in the villages.U can do something new instead of just playing in cities.Best Of LUck for Rockstar

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