You are Walking Down a Hall, Turn Around and See This...

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Stop at a corner or more open area. As the grunt lunges for me, I do a quick spin left and push it's head down to the floor. From there on out it's just attacking.

Run like hell, nearing the end of the hall I break a door down, look for a viable weapon, and lastly get ready... Or hide in a closet...

Me? I'd green screen a field of flowers over the walls, turn up the bloom effect, and put on a little Minnie Riperton.

Y'know, kind of like that scene from Gone with the Wind or Wuthering Heights.

Edit: Or I could just turn tail and run to the theme of Iron Maiden's "Run to the Hills", whatever is more convenient.

Well in the real world i would think it was some deformed lunitic or some ass in a cosplay outfit trying to fuck with me. I would probably clumsily kick at him. But being in the Amnesia world where this shit is real my mind would probably crack under the pressure and i would be paralyzed.

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING THING FROM AMN-" Then I'd get clawed to death.

Gottesstrafe:
tail and run to the theme of Iron Maiden's "Run to the Hills", whatever is more convenient.

THAT is the response I was hoping for!

not gonna lie, I just might shit my pants

mikey7339:

THAT is the response I was hoping for!

Should've guessed from your avatar, lol :P

this isnt my name:
I don't play amnesia, so are they dangerous in any way or just drain your sanity ?

I would run like hell.

Two or three hits from them in Amnesia and you're fucked. See their left hand? Those things sticking out of it? Iron fucking nails. So yes, it'd hurt like hell.

OT: Chances are, being the pudgy teenager that I am, would probably run, screaming and crying for help, and at least try to hurt it slightly. I have pretty poor upper body strength, but if I tripped I might be able to kick it off. Not sure, as I've never had to run away from an evil abomination before.

And what kind of hall? There's a (albeit short) hall in my house that connects the door to the dining room, computer room, and leads into the family room/kitchen. Or do you mean school hall, office hall, what? Because that could also help better determine my insane plan of action.

Yet another reason concealed carry helps you

Kick it in the face and run.

VaudevillianVeteran:
Extend my arms and hug the shit out of it.
...What? Looks cute.

Girls like you creep me out...

I would probably think it some practical joke, so I would stand there pretending not to be scared before getting ... whatever that thing does to people.

tbh it really doesn't look that tough...

cant be worse than my dad when he used to kick off anyways.

Its bad thats my reaction to most game monsters...

Remember kids, always follow the F.E.A.R initiative when dealing with such situations.

Fuck
.
Everything
.
And
.
Run

If that doesn't work...try to fight back, fail, curl up in the corner, and cry like a punk bitch.

I'd get out of it's way because it looks like its trying to get to the bathroom reeally quick.

Anyone who says fight it is talking crap.

If you saw a supernatural monstrosity running at you ALL logic is going to say "If I stand my ground then I will most probably die."

Reasons?

Its supernatural.
What says you can even hurt it?
What says you can even grab it or avoid its attacks?

Unless you're a professional demon / monster hunter you'd run and I doubt there are many of them around =p

EDIT:

And I say this having just completed Fear 3... so yeah by the laws of the net I am now an authority on supernatural monster fighting ^_^

I'll throw the penguins I'm always carrying at it, if that doesn't work I'll just charge at him, head first for a head smash that'll most likely knock me out no matter what I hit.

"Well lucky banana peel, it is just you and me."

Cleanse it with the Holy Flame of the Emperor as I recite the litanies.

Fear the Psyker.
Burn the Heretic.
Purge the Unclean.
Suffer not the Alien to live.

run my ass off until i could find a weapon and then try to kill it

Cover my face. It can't see you if you can't see it. Realistically I'd Run as far and as fast as possible. Ideally to a crowded area or the cop across the street.

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Pretty much.

Plan A: Pocket-Knife CHARGE!!!!

Plan B: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

I'd attempt to speak Vagineer, since clearly it's an earlier version of it. HURR! !puraegtahtevomattoG

Dragunai:
Anyone who says fight it is talking crap.

If you saw a supernatural monstrosity running at you ALL logic is going to say "If I stand my ground then I will most probably die."

Reasons?

Its supernatural.
What says you can even hurt it?
What says you can even grab it or avoid its attacks?

Unless you're a professional demon / monster hunter you'd run and I doubt there are many of them around =p

EDIT:

And I say this having just completed Fear 3... so yeah by the laws of the net I am now an authority on supernatural monster fighting ^_^

Don't pretend you wrote the encyclopedia on basic human behavior, fighting may not be the smartest thing in this case, but assuming they recgonize it as a threat, a good number of people would turn and fight.

This isn't how I would react, but watch the video again and sing this to yourself.

"Doctor, doctor, give the news. I've got a bad case of lovin' you!"

Same thing I do in-game: Haul ass in the opposite direction, and hope I lose it.

HerbertTheHamster:
take off my sweater and hold it in front of it so I can't see it's face, thereby rendering me invisible.

no really, try holding a box in front of the monster ingame. Fucking amazing ai there.

Sir, this plus your avatar is so funny I cant explain it.

OT:
If I feel like adding comidic effect to my death: Smile and say 'How do you do', then jump out a window. I'll probably be pretty high up, so it won't be pretty.

I I feel like living: Run while criying like a little wimp. Why are you looking at me like that? Rather be alive and a coward, than brave and dead.

Edit: Another thing I could do for comidic effect: While it's ripping me apart i could sing 'I was made for loving you'. Don't tell me that you wouldn't laugh at that.

Stare at it for 2 seconds and go insane. The amnesia way.

Stop moving out of shock, try to figure out what it is, yelp, run the fuck away.

All within a matter of milliseconds.

PS. I'm liking this new captcha

the spud:
Continue to run down the hall and use other people's infants as projectile weapons.

...

What!?! I do it all the time.

You have earned the right to use Kefka as your avatar.

Buchholz101:

Dragunai:
Anyone who says fight it is talking crap.

If you saw a supernatural monstrosity running at you ALL logic is going to say "If I stand my ground then I will most probably die."

Reasons?

Its supernatural.
What says you can even hurt it?
What says you can even grab it or avoid its attacks?

Unless you're a professional demon / monster hunter you'd run and I doubt there are many of them around =p

EDIT:

And I say this having just completed Fear 3... so yeah by the laws of the net I am now an authority on supernatural monster fighting ^_^

Don't pretend you wrote the encyclopedia on basic human behavior, fighting may not be the smartest thing in this case, but assuming they recgonize it as a threat, a good number of people would turn and fight.

And at what point did I claim something so drastic?
Someone is over embellishing a point methinks :<

Right so you are saying that you are at work (as that is clearly an office) and you turn around to see a creature wrapped in a straight jacket of its own skin and you would stand your ground?

Considering you would most likely have a file in your hands from the photocopier and if you are lucky a bic pen in your pocket.

Mhmmmmm

Die.

Unless I'm able to scare it away.

I'd make like my bowels
*puts on sunglasses*
and Evacuate

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