Annoying Video Game Quotes Forever Etched into your Memory

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Robot n.o 9124791234:
"You don't have to call me master you know"
"I shall work on that, master"


EDIT: Another one:
"I've fought mubcrabs more fearsome than you!"

Diiid you just quote HK-47 as annoying? That's a paddlin'.

You have no dignity.

Too slow! One.. two.. the end!

Keep it classy. Rolling... thunda!


Not exactly annoying, but the merchant from resident evil 4
What do ya need? Stranger?
Not enough cash, stranger
Over here, stranger

Don't get me wrong, I love MGS but does he have to do that EVERY TIME I DIE?!

In sonic heroes
"Let's show him the REAL super-power of friendship"
I literally dropped the controller and walked away

IN Assassins creed 2
"It's a me Mario!!"

"What can you tell me about X?"

EVERY SINGLE THING Shepard asks starts with that.

Oh dang, nevermind, I didn't see that someone had already done "Enemies Everywhere!" from Mass Effect.
"What's the dealio?" said by a man being hijacked in GTA3.

Thralls Balls
nuf said

Now bear my arctic blast!

Also: "Leoooooooooon! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!" God...I can't stand Ashley from RE:4

Gawd, I can't stand her screeching either.

But honestly, most of the speech in that game is facepalm-worthy to varying degrees.

"Where's everyone going, Bingo?"
"Your right hand comes off?"
"I knew you'd be fine if you landed on your butt!"
"Forgot the name, eh? A senior moment, perhaps?"

And how could I forget this gem of a conversation...

"Sadler, you're small-time!"
"Writhe in my cage of torment, my friend."

"Sanity is for the WEAK!"


"I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"

"Sure, I can do that! ...All done!" - NWN2 BTW

"I'm commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the cit-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!"

"I've sent my right hand after you"

"Your right hand comes off?"

O dear Leon o dear :)


"Can I get you a ladder? So you can get off my back?"

I restarted Dragon Age: Origins and made a new character just so I wouldn't have to deal with that anymore.

Oh God thisssssss.

I've never hated any of the characters' voices until I heard this on repeat constantly. It got where I muted my television during fights.

It still runs on repeat whenever I get either annoyed or walk by a ladder.

"wilco, Delta out"

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes me wish for a knife in the temple! And so does listening to NCR Troopers' random dialog! :D

everything from Vanquish. not because of the writing, but the voice acting. the protagonist sounded like he was constipated and the big burly general guy sounded like he was both constipated and quite angry about it.

Self-explainatory thread title. I'll start:

"Heh heh heh heh! Thank you."

The Master Librarian from Symphony of the Night, huh? I remember him.

For me, any of Fuuka's battle quotes in Persona 3. She's like Navi except she can talk in full sentences. An ability which she uses to be an ultimate Captain Obvious.


Ohh. i've heard it a 1000 times...

Tuesday Night Fever:

"Forgot the name, eh? A senior moment, perhaps?"


Gaaaaawd....I forgot about this one....I think my eyes bled just reading it...

Oh, and let's not forget the best line from Mirror's Edge...

"Faith-the-train. Take-the-train."

It sounded horribly robotic and like it should be the hook in some crappy techno song. I still can't get that out of my mind....

-"Etched into my memory?" - Okay, maybe not so much a specific quote as the annoying way Snake tries to hold a conversation in the Metal Gear series.

"Metal Gear???"


-Francis yelling, "Reloading!" in Left 4 Dead. I don't know why he stands out - maybe it's because one of my friends can perfectly imitate his voice and says it repeatedly when the game is seen or mentioned.

-"You're in my way, sir." "You're standing in my spot." "That's my mark you're at." - after watching Spoony's let's play of SWAT 4 I had to go back and play it and my God, he's right about that being annoying. It really does train the player to stand fifty feet away from their team when breaching a room.

-"What's on your mind?" "Be good." And every other repeated greeting and farewell line from NPCs in WoW. I've leveled six characters and I'm so sick of these audio files. Yeah yeah, chrono cries crisco - I got it. A loon be with you too. XD

-"Marcus, you've got to drop that data right now!!" - Repeat until your co-op partner is in the hospital having an Xbox controller surgically removed from their stomach.

I can only remember one right now. I noticed this in Fallout New Vegas after killing Caesar (That's not a spoiler, you have to do that either on a side quest or in my case, on my own free will) almost all of the Legion troops would say "Retribution" in a manner that sounds monotonous and is fun to make fun of.



If video doesn't work, here you go.

Fine, one more, one will have a video, one will not, ENJOY!
Hmmhmmhjm.. AHHH! *Not the pyro.*

Yaay, fuck that scene.

"Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine." - Half-Life 2
"You have my ear, citizen." - The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
"I never asked to be squad leader." - Brothers in Arms
"Go, Go, Go!" - Counter-Strike
"What a shame." - Deus Ex
"FOR FERELDEN!" - Dragon Age: Origins
"I should go." - Mass Effect 1 & 2
"Ah, yes. 'Reapers'. I thought we had dismissed that claim." - Mass Effect 2
"Yes, swooping is bad..." - Dragon Age: Origins
"When I got this assignment I was hoping there'd be more gambling." - Fallout: New Vegas

"I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's Emperor. But for all these years I've never been the ruler of my dreams. I have seen the gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold in darkness a doom sweeps the land. This is the 27th of last seed. The year of Akatosh 433. These are the closing days of the third era. And the final hours... of my life." - The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

Self-explainatory thread title. I'll start:

"Heh heh heh heh! Thank you."



*Beats her ass with magic missiles*

'I know what you want, you want the stone! You can't have it! It's hidden inside my belly!'

Bonus points if you recognise it :)

'You die by the hand of chaos!'

I just remembered another two. Basically, in Dead rising 2, everything TK says on the train, most importantly:
"Just enjoyin' the land of opportunity Chuckie"
He sounds so horrible it's funny.


ps. I had to write it in 'H1' because that's how astounding it is in game, every time Tanya says it.

Red Alert 2.

I think this is the worst one I know, horrible because I still giggle whenever I play L4D and I hear this...

"Put the weapon down, now" -Cole Phelps, L.A. Noire

I honestly think they recorded that once, jammed it in every possible case and thought, "yep, that'll never get old"

'He's going to fall, and when i does, i'm not going to help him!'

'You don't understand i have nothing!'

Obvious quotes are obvious:
"By Azura By Azura By AZURA! You're the Grand Champion! And you're standing right here!"

"Hey! Listen!"

"Your Health is low. Do you have any potions, or food?"
"Try to get your combat multiplier even higher!"
"Your will is low. Watch that"

"You Require More Vespene Gas"
"You must construct additional Pylons"

"How have we FAYAYAYAYAILED?!" (Why the hell did they choose to make that the Cultist Battlecry?)

"For the MOOON King!"
"For Lunaria!"
"Why is there not enough mana?"
"What? I demand more mana!"
"Please don't hurt me."

On the other hand, there are some truly good and memorable lines from video games:
"I've heard a rumor you're an idiot. Any truth to that?"

"Skewered him politely!" (Cockney accent too!) I really hate how they changed the Pikeman's voice in the sequel, and didn't revert it back in the third game.
"Bow Down Before the Avatar!" "In Sartek's Name!" "I have it! It is yours!"
"The flee before me!" "The call to battle!" "For Glory!"
"Tremble in fear, your shaman is here! MWEEHEHEHEHE!" "Shaman Coming through!"
"I feel stron-ger!" "Great one?" "Ahhh!" The wight voice filter is so cool!
"Lock up your children"
"I feel MUCH stronger!" "I am the Slayer!" "Behold!" "Crush them!" "Kill them all!" ... pretty much any line from a Slayer Knight.

Bonus points to anyone who knows where that last string of comments came from.

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