Bad hentai flash games

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Yeah, a played a few of those, and I'm ashamed. Not because of the pronographic thing, but because they suck! They play like a dating sim, which makes sense, but the choices are just dumb. In one game, the chick got all bent out of shape when I complimented her looks, but was perfectly fine with me making fart jokes. Then again, I don't know what I should have expected. Those are free, so not a lot of effort goes into them.

Anyone else an unfortunate victim of bad hentai flash games?

well believe it or not, there are indeed some people who actually take effort into making good ones. they are of course very few compared to the heavy amount of bad hentai games on the internet. But if you are really looking to get good hentai games, you should look for japannese eroges, instead of flash games.

I went into the Newgrounds mature game section out of curiosity one day... I wanted to pour hot water in my eye holes.

Opposed to good hentai films?

That's an oxymoron if I've ever typed one.

Oh I remember hentai flash games. The stuff me and my other 12 year old friends would gather around the computer for and giggle at "because it was so weird and gross!!!"

We don't talk about those times.

Somewhat related, I don't understand why so much "hentai" and pornography in general has to be about maledom. In Western pornography, almost everything is about a guy initiating upon a woman. And in Japan, the women act as if they're being harmed.

This sort of thing is why feminists hate porn as a whole. Because this is what seems to make up the industry. Yes, there are double standards in the porn industry. I don't care how much porn actresses are paid. %99 of the porn industry seems to be one, big, gigantic, misogynistic thing.

I remember the prime creator of Bayonetta being upset about the porn being made of her. Not that porn exists of her, but that she's submissive. Hear hear! And yet what do you expect? Porn has this scary tendency to turn every sexual situation into one of female submissiveness. It's as if to say no other heterosexual sexuality exists.

I hate it when hentai is drawn of my favourite female characters. Not because there's porn of her. But because they always want to turn them into a rape victim.

CruisingForBiddies:
I went into the Newgrounds mature game section out of curiosity one day... I wanted to pour hot water in my eye holes.

Yeah, I did the same thing. There were some weird games on that site. I feel your pain.

Forlong:
Anyone else an unfortunate victim of bad hentai flash games?

Wait, you're just talking about those, like, Games of Passion or demo stuff? Yeah, those are pretty awful.

By this point, though, I've found so many that I don't consider myself a victim. A new comes out and sucks much? I just go back to the handful that are decent.

Daystar Clarion:
Opposed to good hentai films?

That's an oxymoron if I've ever typed one.

Hey! Five good films out of, oh...probably thousands is nothing to sneeze at.

LilithSlave:
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That's probably because the majority of porn (official and unofficial) is aimed specifically at men. Not all male->female domination fantasies are single-demographic specific (female->female probably is, though, for men...much like yaoi is basically "gay porn for straight women"), but they don't especially care to specifically make it appealing both ways. I'd assume there's something else in there about cultural stigma surrounding women and sex (that applies equally to both the US and Japan), that's hopefully changing, but as is...

I hate it when hentai is drawn of my favourite female characters. Not because there's porn of her. But because they always want to turn them into a rape victim.

...yeah, took the words out of my mouth, to be honest. It's almost always either "rape victim" or "nauseatingly vapid." >_>

I do like it when I find exceptions, though.

LilithSlave:
Somewhat related, I don't understand why so much "hentai" and pornography in general has to be about maledom. In Western pornography, almost everything is about a guy initiating upon a woman. And in Japan, the women act as if they're being harmed.

This sort of thing is why feminists hate porn as a whole. Because this is what seems to make up the industry. Yes, there are double standards in the porn industry. I don't care how much porn actresses are paid. %99 of the porn industry seems to be one, big, gigantic, misogynistic thing.

I remember the prime creator of Bayonetta being upset about the porn being made of her. Not that porn exists of her, but that she's submissive. Hear hear! And yet what do you expect? Porn has this scary tendency to turn every sexual situation into one of female submissiveness. It's as if to say no other heterosexual sexuality exists.

I hate it when hentai is drawn of my favourite female characters. Not because there's porn of her. But because they always want to turn them into a rape victim.

The target audience of the vast majority of porn is heterosexual males. The average desire of heterosexual males is a compliant, submissive female. Thus we have the vast majority of porn and hentai being devoted to women moaning and whimpering as a man pounds away. There are, of course, exceptions to this...but that's why the vast majority of porn seems misogynistic.

As for hentai of your favorite characters, it's the exact same thing...only to a much more inflated degree seeing as how the majority of hentai comes from Japan and their culture is DRASTICALLY different than western culture. I've heard rumors that anime and game companies actually sell the rights to their characters to hentai artists to make comics and such about them...not quite certain I believe that, but at the same time I honestly wouldn't be surprised.

But just like how there's exceptions in porn, there's exceptions in hentai. You can find plenty of porn and hentai of women domming over men if you look for it. Personally though, I've seen Rei from Evangelion chopped into pieces and stuffed into suitcases like, 8 too many times in my life. >.>

I have played some very very good hentai games in my time (over 300 actually) but in that mass of games I have been the victim of many, many crappy dating sims or strange furry games that, to be honest, were not made very well at all. Not enough time and effort was put into making them.

I have, on the other hand, found some amazing hentai "parodies" made of popular cartoon series like teen titans and teenage robot. Although they are very well made, quite good (in my opinion, since I like that sort of thing) they do ruin your childhood as you see raven or star fire get absolutely feckkerd (no need for swearing xD) by slade or tentacles.

leaderproxima:
I have played some very very good hentai games in my time (over 300 actually) but in that mass of games I have been the victim of many, many crappy dating sims or strange furry games that, to be honest, were not made very well at all. Not enough time and effort was put into making them.

I have, on the other hand, found some amazing hentai "parodies" made of popular cartoon series like teen titans and teenage robot. Although they are very well made, quite good (in my opinion, since I like that sort of thing) they do ruin your childhood as you see raven or star fire get absolutely feckkerd (no need for swearing xD) by slade or tentacles.

What does the scouter say about his...Uh...Wait, what?

And, really? REALLY?

I...Just...What is this, I don't even...

Wow man, this thread. I'm intrigued and disturbed by its content. I honestly don't know whether to post an abandon thread gif or not.

OT: I have no familiarity with such things, so no.

>implying hentai flash games exist that aren't bad

KAPTAINmORGANnWo4life:

leaderproxima:
I have played some very very good hentai games in my time (over 300 actually) but in that mass of games I have been the victim of many, many crappy dating sims or strange furry games that, to be honest, were not made very well at all. Not enough time and effort was put into making them.

I have, on the other hand, found some amazing hentai "parodies" made of popular cartoon series like teen titans and teenage robot. Although they are very well made, quite good (in my opinion, since I like that sort of thing) they do ruin your childhood as you see raven or star fire get absolutely feckkerd (no need for swearing xD) by slade or tentacles.

What does the scouter say about his...Uh...Wait, what?

And, really? REALLY?

I...Just...What is this, I don't even...

1. Yeah, that is a lot XD
2. Yeah really, its a person called Zone-sama on newgrounds. She has quite a few. pretty disturbing. (for you maybe)
3.well, I couldnt swear so i said feckkerd xD but you should be able to tell what the word should be

Hey! I played some of them on Newgrounds in the mature section a few years back...and I regret nothing!

Hentai flash games are pretty much doomed to be terrible, let's be honest. Eroge or Galges on the other hand, can be pretty damn amazing. I've yet to hear anything negative, or anything that isn't overbearingly positive, about Kawata Shoujo for instance. Need to get to it after ME3...

Richardplex:
Hentai flash games are pretty much doomed to be terrible, let's be honest. Eroge or Galges on the other hand, can be pretty damn amazing. I've yet to hear anything negative, or anything that isn't overbearingly positive, about Kawata Shoujo for instance. Need to get to it after ME3...

Dont, just dont generalize, specially if your only exposure to eroge is Katawa Shoujo.

There are some pretty Good Flash Games that arent even Dating sims, sometimes they just arent translated.

RJ 17:

As for hentai of your favorite characters, it's the exact same thing...only to a much more inflated degree seeing as how the majority of hentai comes from Japan and their culture is DRASTICALLY different than western culture. I've heard rumors that anime and game companies actually sell the rights to their characters to hentai artists to make comics and such about them...not quite certain I believe that, but at the same time I honestly wouldn't be surprised.

well there is this thing called "dojinshi", wich is basically manga fan fiction. I am not sure you always have to pay for doing this kind of work (i suppose the ones who sell them have to.) but it does goes beyond just hentai dojins. It's actually quite popular, as there is a dedicated twice a year convention to sell them and promote them (comiket). so if you find what seems to be a short hentai manga of a series, you now know where it came from.

RJ 17:
The average desire of heterosexual males is a compliant, submissive female. Thus we have the vast majority of porn and hentai being devoted to women moaning and [i]whimpering[/b] as a man pounds away.

I guess I just know different [hetero]Guys than you do, because the first part doesn't really resonate with the people I know.

As for the second part... well, I totally accept the bolded,[1] but I can't say the same about the italicized. Whimpering = pain/suffering, which is not the norm for what is attractive.[2]

As a side note - what's with all the sexual threads popping up recently? I know sex is very much a thing, but I'm curious why it seems like there's been such an upsurge within the past few days.

[1] Fun Fact: Most people enjoy seeing their preferred gender expressing pleasure.
[2] BDSM is cool and all for those that are into it, but it isn't the quote "norm".

boag:

Richardplex:
Hentai flash games are pretty much doomed to be terrible, let's be honest. Eroge or Galges on the other hand, can be pretty damn amazing. I've yet to hear anything negative, or anything that isn't overbearingly positive, about Kawata Shoujo for instance. Need to get to it after ME3...

Dont, just dont generalize, specially if your only exposure to eroge is Katawa Shoujo.

There are some pretty Good Flash Games that arent even Dating sims, sometimes they just arent translated.

My exposure is significantly larger than Kawata Shoujo, I merely chose that because the majority are made in Japan, and Kawata Shoujo seems to be the most well known.

And of course there are some good flash games, Sturgeon's law and all that, but at least from my point of view, quality, hentai and flash games don't really overlap all at the same time. If you can make a good hentai game, there are better ways to make it than making it as a flash game, surely?

Zen Toombs:

As a side note - what's with all the sexual threads popping up recently? I know sex is very much a thing, but I'm curious why it seems like there's been such an upsurge within the past few days.

Am I a bad person if I immediately associate it with the surge of Mass Effect 3 threads? Yes? Okay, I'll leave...

I hate the ones that require you to mash the keyboard like the spacebar for some sort of minigame in order to get your tits.

my arm already ackes from wanking, dont make me work more!

all of them....

Richardplex:

Zen Toombs:

As a side note - what's with all the sexual threads popping up recently? I know sex is very much a thing, but I'm curious why it seems like there's been such an upsurge within the past few days.

Am I a bad person if I immediately associate it with the surge of Mass Effect 3 threads? Yes? Okay, I'll leave...

Correlation =/= Causation!

Correlation =/= Causation!

Correlation =/= Causation!

Correlation =/= Causation!

Correlation =/= Causation!

/whew. Glad I got that out of my system. That is pretty funny, but it's probably a coincidence.

Tali's pretty hot with her accent though....

You may have something there. :p

Richardplex:

boag:

Richardplex:
Hentai flash games are pretty much doomed to be terrible, let's be honest. Eroge or Galges on the other hand, can be pretty damn amazing. I've yet to hear anything negative, or anything that isn't overbearingly positive, about Kawata Shoujo for instance. Need to get to it after ME3...

Dont, just dont generalize, specially if your only exposure to eroge is Katawa Shoujo.

There are some pretty Good Flash Games that arent even Dating sims, sometimes they just arent translated.

My exposure is significantly larger than Kawata Shoujo, I merely chose that because the majority are made in Japan, and Kawata Shoujo seems to be the most well known.

And of course there are some good flash games, Sturgeon's law and all that, but at least from my point of view, quality, hentai and flash games don't really overlap all at the same time. If you can make a good

I am uncertain if you are refering to small little games made on flash or if you have been exposed to the hugeass games that have Flash as a basis for them, could please clear it up so I do not make the wrong assumption.

Zen Toombs:
Tali's pretty hot with her accent though....

You may have something there. :p

I think my brain just shot a hole in the back of my head and fled...

The badly translated ones are annoying of course. And the strange thing they have for making you do everything from left to right. Right shoulder touch bad, left shoulder touch good. I'm also really annoyed at how few occasions it seems like everybody's actually enjoying themselves, but I have this feeling about all pornography. Seeing as I am a virgin, I just really hope sex is nothing like its portrayed in any media, as nobody ever seems to be having any fun.

Wierdguy:

Zen Toombs:
Tali's pretty hot with her accent though....

You may have something there. :p

I think my brain just shot a hole in the back of my head and fled...

Now selling Brain Bleach for three easy payments of $19.99!

boag:

Richardplex:

boag:
Dont, just dont generalize, specially if your only exposure to eroge is Katawa Shoujo.

There are some pretty Good Flash Games that arent even Dating sims, sometimes they just arent translated.

My exposure is significantly larger than Kawata Shoujo, I merely chose that because the majority are made in Japan, and Kawata Shoujo seems to be the most well known.

And of course there are some good flash games, Sturgeon's law and all that, but at least from my point of view, quality, hentai and flash games don't really overlap all at the same time. If you can make a good

I am uncertain if you are refering to small little games made on flash or if you have been exposed to the hugeass games that have Flash as a basis for them, could please clear it up so I do not make the wrong assumption.

The former. I admit, I haven't actually encountered any of the latter, I assumed the topic was about former.

Zen Toombs:

Richardplex:

Zen Toombs:

As a side note - what's with all the sexual threads popping up recently? I know sex is very much a thing, but I'm curious why it seems like there's been such an upsurge within the past few days.

Am I a bad person if I immediately associate it with the surge of Mass Effect 3 threads? Yes? Okay, I'll leave...

Correlation =/= Causation!

Correlation =/= Causation!

Correlation =/= Causation!

Correlation =/= Causation!

Correlation =/= Causation!

/whew. Glad I got that out of my system. That is pretty funny, but it's probably a coincidence.

Tali's pretty hot with her accent though....

You may have something there. :p

"Correlation doesn't imply causation, but it does waggle its eyebrows suggestively and gesture furtively while mouthing 'look over there!'"

If I can't make an XKCD comic relevant, I can damn well make the hover-text relevant.

Richardplex:

boag:

Richardplex:

My exposure is significantly larger than Kawata Shoujo, I merely chose that because the majority are made in Japan, and Kawata Shoujo seems to be the most well known.

And of course there are some good flash games, Sturgeon's law and all that, but at least from my point of view, quality, hentai and flash games don't really overlap all at the same time. If you can make a good

I am uncertain if you are refering to small little games made on flash or if you have been exposed to the hugeass games that have Flash as a basis for them, could please clear it up so I do not make the wrong assumption.

The former. I admit, I haven't actually encountered any of the latter, I assumed the topic was about former.

well then I can assure you there are lots of big Awesome Games that are Flash based. :)

Forlong:
Yeah, a played a few of those, and I'm ashamed. Not because of the pronographic thing, but because they suck! They play like a dating sim, which makes sense, but the choices are just dumb. In one game, the chick got all bent out of shape when I complimented her looks, but was perfectly fine with me making fart jokes. Then again, I don't know what I should have expected. Those are free, so not a lot of effort goes into them.

Anyone else an unfortunate victim of bad hentai flash games?

To be honest it would be more noteworthy to say you've found a GOOD hentai game in general, they DO exist, but are a rare animal. Besides which real Hentai comes from Japan (hence the use of that word to distinguish it) so there are usually translation issues which can make getting the vibe wrong for certain situations.

I'd guess the situation your dealing with is supposed to be the quintessential girl who is ultra hot, but wants to be appreciated for more than he looks, so leading with discussion about how pretty she is tends to annoy her because it makes you superficial (and she's probably aggrogant enough to have a 'no, duh' attitude in regards to her looks), by discussing something like fart jokes that kind of low-brow camradarie, and treating her like a pal/one of the guys so to speak is more what she's looking for than being put on a pedestel. It's a VERY typical romance clique (inside and outside of porn) and can be played for laughts because of you know.. hot girl and low brow jokes. You see stuff like that in Romcoms all the time. Of course the game, like most, ESPECIALLY ones that have been translated from another language, doubtlessly fails to convey that.

What's more to be fair half the point of dating games and hentai "sims" is the user doing things wrong, and having to experiment to get the right response. Usually it winds up getting played for laughs. With the obvious approaches, half the point is your likely to do that first and the designer knows that. It also means that if they DO introduce a character where the stereotypical things work in a long game, it becomes differant simply because you don't need to take some wierd, counter-intuitive approach.

I once talked to a psych teacher who mentioned thinking that porno dating sim games were one of the best ways to help teach abnormal psychology. Generally because the various girls are generally designed to seem socially acceptable, but usually have something wierd about them that both manages to be consistant with the character, and requires an odd approach. Something that two dimensional and simplistic, but ultimatly wind up providing a great introductory summary to pychological practice (ie trial and error, and learning how a person's thinking chains together) I had never really thought of such games like that before, but it does make a certain degree of sense. Not one of my teachers, just someone I talked to.

Sadly as said before very few good one's. Usally they are hardly game's anymore.

boag:

Richardplex:

boag:
I am uncertain if you are refering to small little games made on flash or if you have been exposed to the hugeass games that have Flash as a basis for them, could please clear it up so I do not make the wrong assumption.

The former. I admit, I haven't actually encountered any of the latter, I assumed the topic was about former.

well then I can assure you there are lots of big Awesome Games that are Flash based. :)

Noted, I'll be more specific from now on so not to cause further confusion. Out of interest, how big is big? I've recently finished the final route of Fate/Stay Night, taking around 80ish hours, so things I used to think of as big are fairly short to me now.

Back in my day we'd use use flash to make 10 second animations of stick men playing games of catch, and now there are big awesome games made with it? What is the world coming to...

Im going to guess youre playing a lot of these crappy flash games for free, so pony up money and the quality will be better. doesnt mean it wont suck but it will suck less.

or at least thats how the rest of the world works and I cant imagine porn being much different.

CruisingForBiddies:
I went into the Newgrounds mature game section out of curiosity one day... I wanted to pour hot water in my eye holes.

i know how you feel...and that's only the flassh games that are actually real...don't get me started on the fake hentai flash games
also i'm surprised this thread hasn't been shut down due to it's topic. good work on keeping it clean guys!

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