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It really tested my skills and abilities. | |
Best one ever. Me and my best mates were doing it, and I didn't get what we were doing at first, but we all got into it, and were going on about "Gnomey". "Oh no, we have to save Gnomey!" "Gnomey is useless for bashing zombies." Finally we get to the finale, and every game one of my mates in the game and I have played, had the chopper come in on the right. So we went off to there when we heard it. My other friend grabbed the gnome and looked up, laughing as it came in on the left, and went that way. In the end, only he and the gnome escaped, as the rest of us got hammered by a double tank. | |
...I have that one. And the one like it on GTA IV. OY: I hate the ones that are like "Finish 5 levels with 4 people from your friends list.". My friends don't play the same shit that I do, so this isn't happening. | |
That's got nothing on the Gnome Achievement from Half Life 2 ep 2, you had to carry it through the entire game, bearing in mind there were vehicle sections, where you just had to balance it on top of the car...while being chased by a helicopter firing rockets at you. My flat mates done it and it is fucking insane. | |
On the other hand, considering how Pants on Head Retarded some people are maybe just figuring out how to start the game is an Achievement. | |
While I love achievements, I do not like the ones you get for just beating the level. Those are not hard to get and it's like the game pats you on the head and gives you a retard accomplishment for it. | |
online achievements for a game that has dead severs(The Darkness,Dark Sector and FEAR 2) | |
In Dark Souls, there is on for getting every other achievement. That right there is garbage. Also, The Mile High Club achievement in Call of Duty 4, was so hard, it shouldn't exist. | |
The RDR one was really easy to get as it was a viral achievement so all you had to do was kill someone who already had the achievement.Got it within minutes of going online in RDR for the first time | |
Dungeons of Dredmor on Steam has an achievement for the game crashing....all you have to do is suffer a crash to desktop and a winner is you, I got it for opening a door. Captcha: know your rights | |
Gears of War 3 - "Welcome to the big leagues" - 0g If you've played either of the other 2 Gears games then this unlocks automatically as soon as you start up Gears 3 | |
The "Kill an obscene number of enemies" trophies. As in, the ones that require killing more enemies than you would in two full playthroughs of the game. Example - the murder 50,000+ zombies achievement chain. | |
Tutorial trophies, I hate them. In the latest Twisted Metal the title is 'Blah, Blah, Blah, Just give me the Trophy'. It gave me a laugh | |
Any online achievements. I've actually been avoiding games that have them because they're usually packaged as a half-assed way to pad a shabby single player experience. | |
Im waiting for the Congratulations on your purchase that unlocks as soon as you put the disc in the drive. Im wondering which will happen first, that become an actual achievement or digital distribution takes over so that you cant even put a disc into a drive any more. Honestly, most of them are pretty dumb. Id say gnome chompski, or the one in WoW for killing "critters" or asinine time sinks like Demon's souls "make max level weapon A, B, C-X | |
Wow, that's almost 700 hours of gameplay OP: Those achievements for every single easy mission you do on any difficulty | |
The stupid King Kong achievements that you get 1000g from just for completing that godawful game. | |
Prince of persia - forgotten sands, the jumping on enemies heads one... I tried and tried and tried... but there was no skill to it, just luck that the group of enemies you were jumping on their heads would all stay as a group... The prince couldn't suddnely change his direction, so often would land on a badguy at the edge of the group, and have nowhere left to jump too! - It was luck... Sometimes he would randomly jump over a gyu and go strait to a guy at the edge... annoying!! | |
I loved this achievement XD Took me back to Half Life 2: Episode 2, with that equally stupid-but-must-do-it-anyway achievement of carrying the gnome through the WHOLE GAME (or thereabouts). Grah. So frustrating, but I ended up forming a bizarre emotional attachment to the little bastard.
Oh man, I hate this too!! OCD nightmare XD | |
In Mass Effect 3 (yeah, I loved it enough to 100% it, hate away) there's an achievement that you can get by either completing all 6 multiplayer maps on Gold, or completing all single player missions on Insanity. It's nice that they presented an alternative to playing online, but completing all single player missions on Insanity is just completing the single player campaign on Insanity, and there's a different achievement for doing that. So, basically, two separate achievements for doing the same thing. You can get one of them a different way, but if you want to 100% the game, doing it that way is pointless since you'll get it anyway when you go for the other one. | |
Shadowrun Fever: teabag an opponent who already has this achievement. I lol'd of course but still dumb. | |
Any of the Super Meat Boy achievements that require you to beat a world without dying. Sure, the first one is reasonable, and maybe even the second, but I can't see anyone managing to get the later Dark World ones without endless hours of practice and perfect muscle memory. | |
Aside from all achievements, any achievement that you get from completing a level in the single player. Congrats! You finished level 1 like it means something! Good for you! It's almost patronizing. | |
I find all achievements and trophies pointless if they don't reward you in some way. First Mass Effect's achievements (the meaningful ones, not unavoidable crap like "Complete X" with X being a story mission) gave you gameplay related rewards for achieving them - like health, shields, XP bonuses, bonus powers and such. Lovely. Waaay back, when Team Fortress 2 wasn't just a fashion sim, its achievements were the way to unlock new guns, so again, useful. But when the achievements are in a game just to be there, I don't see a reason to bother. | |
Uncharted trilogy gives you a trophy for finding ONE treasure. Easiest trophy in any game next to pressing start. | |
In AssCreedBro there's an achievement for watching the opening cutscene. | |
Duel-licious in World of Warcraft. As if you weren't swarmed by idiots trying to duel you enough in the early areas of the game, they added a cheevo to it. | |
Bladder of Steel from Rock Band 2. Beat the Endless Setlist (84 songs total) without pausing or failing a song. This equates to somewhere between 7 and 8 hours of continuous gameplay. | |
Actually, I think that it's for beating all the side quests as well, not just the story. | |
Achievement: You have started a new adventure! (or something else along those lines) You know, that one you get for starting a new game? The only possible way to NOT get that is to never play the game so its the furthest thing from impressive... which I thought achievements were supposed to be? | |
How did the first person get it?? 0.o | |
It was originally supposed to be a PS3 Only game, that Achievement was most-likely a Platinum Trophy. The Same thing can be seen in the Silent Hill HD Collection. It isn't retarded, just be happy that Xbox got the game itself. Now, a pain in the ass achievement? 20k Calories Burned. Roughly 56 lbs of weight loss, all for a measly 70g. Mind you I don't have the "game" but I would be mighty pissed off if I had to get that acheivement. | |
This, there are only two multiplayer games I've been able to play for more than two seconds, and even then not enough to get these stupid achievements! | |
Most of the multiplayer achievements in the Gears games are dumb and some aren't worth the trouble. For example, reaching level 100 in multiplayer in Gears 2; unless they have a times 50XP modifier activated it will literally take you forever to get that. I also say to hell with most of the multiplayer achievements in Gears 1 because a majority of the guys who are still playing multiplayer there, for the most part, have been playing it since before Gears 2.
I find those annoying as well. I currently have one of those kind of achievements and the achievement that I need to get to even it out might as well be impossible without having a lot of friends who will help you and a possible few hours of game play or a few weeks of game play with randoms and all the luck in the world.
I would personally like to add Chromehounds to that list. Without looking through all of the games that I've played to see what achievements I do and don't have, I'd have to say some of the achievements where you have to beat the game on the hardest difficulty. On some games it's okay, but other are not worth the hours of getting my ass shot, beaten, blown up, zapped, ect. that I would have to endure. Perfect example of that would be CoD games. I hate veteran mode. There are also achievements like "get some grub" from Half-Life Episode 2 and historian from Bioshock where you have to find all the hidden things and I end up short one or three every time. | |
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the God of War origins collection has some wierd ones.
"Pass all the beam walks in the game" there is one beam walk thing in the entire game and its about 5 minutes into it lol.
and other one called "almost there" that pops about half way accross this massive chain thing, which made me laugh.