Mass Effect HAIKU!

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There are a lot of Mass Effect threads out there, but none of them are in Haiku form!
So you can express your opinion on the ending as a Haiku, or just make one up.
Personally I only started this thread because I thought of one.
Limerick's are fine too.

I'll start.

Commander Shepard
Has too many favorite stores
on the Citadel.

:P Nice try, but your 2nd line has 1 too many syllables.

Big Hump and Armor
Wrex Destroys All Opponents
None Can Stop His Might.

My take on the whole thing :P

Fans are not happy
The threads are never ending
Getting sick of it

A Turian male
Calibrations are the s*it
The Batman of space

Just a little something for everyone's favorite badass, Garrus. (Truth be told, he deserves an epic on him and his space adventures!)

Archaeologist
To badass Shadow Broker
I love Liara

Not great, but there it is.

Much like this haiku
Mass Effect's end makes no sense
Refrigerator

Log Onto Forums
Expect to find threads on games
Ending Only Threads

Loved Mass Effect Three
Indoctrination Theory
Please Be The True End

Oh look here again
Another thread on the game
Isn't there enough?

Friend bleeding on floor
I attempt to revive him
Hug the wall instead

As bad as it is
If you're a psychologist
This is a goldmine

RJ 17:
:P Nice try, but your 2nd line has 1 too many syllables.

Unless you pronounce it fave-rit instead of fave-or-it, like an Amurrican.

I loved this sweet game,
Legion is a sexy beast,
I think the Geth rock.

What? Its true. Legion is a BOSS! Hes like the creepy stalker i wish my creepy stalker was. Not that theres anything wrong with my wife. (HAHA~! Hope she doesnt read this o-o))

wait, ive got another one.

Mattock is OP,
Laughed at how broken it was,
Made game easy mode. :D

Seriously. When you pull nothing but headshots with Armor Piercing ammo, and a full set of armor for increased damage/heashot damage, the game becomes a breeze.

Last one!

I like Shepards Dance,
He is a giant goofball.
Should take some lessons.

I waited two years
To get my sweet Ashley back
Yeah it was worth it

He tried to save you
If only he can stop you
The Marauder Shields

Her innocent charm
She stumbles over her words
My Tali'Zorah

Civilization
Created from the new peace
Quarian and Geth

This game is quite neat
Although the combat does suck
The story is great

Sequel is better
Very massive improvement
Hugely masterful

The third is best yet
Characters and story glow
Shutup fucking kid

Shepard saves the day
In a color-coded way
Damn it Bioware

Paragon got red.
I can't wait to play again!
Renegade got red?

Bioware makes game
Ending sucks, internet rage
Way too many threads

"You talk too much." "See?
"The human cannot hit a
simple target!" [boom]

Tali is Rockin
Shep Calibrating dat ass
say Keelah se'lai

I met a hamster
Its a giant space hamster
But also tiny

Long live the Mako
Climb cliffs and bounce like disco
Steers like a psycho ox

Hammerhead flies steady
Brave agile tissue paper
But at least it's fast

[edit]Ok I'm terrible at Haikus... Is "hammerhead" two syllables or three? What about "agile"?

skywolfblue:
Long live the Mako
Climb cliffs and bounce like disco
Steers like a psycho ox

Hammerhead flies very steady
Brave agile tissue paper
But at least it's fast

[edit]Ok I'm terrible at Haikus... Is "hammerhead" two syllables or three? What about "agile"?

Hammerhead is 3 (hamm-er-head), agile is 2 (a-gile).

As for me... I got nothing.

Your form is fragile
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
I know you feel this

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EDI's Camel Toe.
Tali is a stock photo.
Red, Green, Blue. Now Choose.

Z of the Na'vi:

Your form is fragile
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
I know you feel this

Never noticed that
Must have heard a thousand times
I cannot un-see

Avatar Roku:

skywolfblue:
Long live the Mako
Climb cliffs and bounce like disco
Steers like a psycho ox

Hammerhead flies very steady
Brave agile tissue paper
But at least it's fast

[edit]Ok I'm terrible at Haikus... Is "hammerhead" two syllables or three? What about "agile"?

Hammerhead is 3 (hamm-er-head), agile is 2 (a-gile).

As for me... I got nothing.

Many thanks, and fixerated accordingly.

This amount of threads
Making games overrated
It needs to stop now

Came up with this one before the game came out:

First it was Saren,
then it was the Collectors.
Next stop, the Reapers!

I love her helmet,
And those hips are brilliant,
My lovely Quarion.

Never did a Haiku before so someone will have to tell me if this is right.

ChromaticWolfen:
I love her helmet,
And those hips are brilliant,
My lovely Quarion.

Never did a Haiku before so someone will have to tell me if this is right.

It's 5,7,5 - you did 5,7,7

I love game poems
Do you think this one will count?
Bioware, Fuck you!

gideonkain:

ChromaticWolfen:
I love her helmet,
And those hips are brilliant,
My lovely Quarion.

Never did a Haiku before so someone will have to tell me if this is right.

It's 5,7,5 - you did 5,7,7

Not necessarily, the last line could be pronounced "My-Love-ly-Quar-ian" (ian pronounced "yuhn")

Only one for job
Scientist Salarian
Gives his life for peace

Child among the stars
Unhelpful, Unexpected
Makes no freaking sense

Repetitive, fun
My body is my weapon
Charge, Nova, Nova

ME1:
Curse this fucking game
Micromanaging bullshit
Badly written, too.

ME2:
Sequel is better
in basically everything
except for story.

ME3:
Best of the very bunch.
I love everything in it.
Except for the end.

Hmm, became a review instead.

A very good start
It's sequel not quite so much
The ending hurt me
( I didn't actually dislike the ending that much, but it fits)
A space Opera
Popular with the masses
Only fools dislike
.
Reapers are a pain
collectors very much so
Damn illusive man

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Cerberus lapdog
Sh*t you sound like a p***y
I WILL DESTROY YOU

Gonna beat Reapers
What is this, I dont even
Cry myself to sleep

Bioware fucked up
But the game is still awesome
Forget the ending

You know I had reach
She had flexibility
Popping a new clip

Fight like a Krogan
You can Run like a leopard
Compared to me? Meh

Glowing kid near end
Wheres my child killing mod?
Fuck it, Skyrim time

We won, Anderson
You did it Shepard, Im proud
Manly tears were shed

Kai Leng is a Prick
He must have a small penis
It explains the sword

Okay i think Im all haikued out

EDIT: One last one

Bloody dumb Vanguard
Downed across the friggin map
Bleed to death dumbass

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