There are a lot of Mass Effect threads out there, but none of them are in Haiku form!
I'll start.
Commander Shepard
:P Nice try, but your 2nd line has 1 too many syllables.
Big Hump and Armor
My take on the whole thing :P
Fans are not happy
A Turian male
Just a little something for everyone's favorite badass, Garrus. (Truth be told, he deserves an epic on him and his space adventures!)
Archaeologist
Not great, but there it is.
Much like this haiku
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Loved Mass Effect Three
Oh look here again
Friend bleeding on floor
As bad as it is
RJ 17:
Unless you pronounce it fave-rit instead of fave-or-it, like an Amurrican.
I loved this sweet game,
What? Its true. Legion is a BOSS! Hes like the creepy stalker i wish my creepy stalker was. Not that theres anything wrong with my wife. (HAHA~! Hope she doesnt read this o-o))
wait, ive got another one.
Mattock is OP,
Seriously. When you pull nothing but headshots with Armor Piercing ammo, and a full set of armor for increased damage/heashot damage, the game becomes a breeze.
Last one!
I like Shepards Dance,
I waited two years
He tried to save you
Her innocent charm
Civilization
This game is quite neat
Sequel is better
The third is best yet
Shepard saves the day
Paragon got red.
Bioware makes game
"You talk too much." "See?
Tali is Rockin
I met a hamster
Long live the Mako
Hammerhead flies steady
[edit]Ok I'm terrible at Haikus... Is "hammerhead" two syllables or three? What about "agile"?
skywolfblue:
Hammerhead flies very steady
[edit]Ok I'm terrible at Haikus... Is "hammerhead" two syllables or three? What about "agile"?
Hammerhead is 3 (hamm-er-head), agile is 2 (a-gile).
As for me... I got nothing.
Your form is fragile
EDI's Camel Toe.
Z of the Na'vi:
Your form is fragile Never noticed that
Avatar Roku:
skywolfblue:
Hammerhead flies very steady
[edit]Ok I'm terrible at Haikus... Is "hammerhead" two syllables or three? What about "agile"?
Hammerhead is 3 (hamm-er-head), agile is 2 (a-gile).
As for me... I got nothing.
Many thanks, and fixerated accordingly.
This amount of threads
Came up with this one before the game came out:
First it was Saren,
I love her helmet,
Never did a Haiku before so someone will have to tell me if this is right.
ChromaticWolfen:
Never did a Haiku before so someone will have to tell me if this is right.
It's 5,7,5 - you did 5,7,7
I love game poems
gideonkain:
ChromaticWolfen:
Never did a Haiku before so someone will have to tell me if this is right.
It's 5,7,5 - you did 5,7,7
Not necessarily, the last line could be pronounced "My-Love-ly-Quar-ian" (ian pronounced "yuhn")
Only one for job
Child among the stars
Repetitive, fun
ME1:
ME2:
ME3:
Hmm, became a review instead.
A very good start
Cerberus lapdog
Gonna beat Reapers
Bioware fucked up
You know I had reach
Fight like a Krogan
Glowing kid near end
We won, Anderson
Kai Leng is a Prick
Okay i think Im all haikued out
EDIT: One last one
Bloody dumb Vanguard
There are a lot of Mass Effect threads out there, but none of them are in Haiku form!
So you can express your opinion on the ending as a Haiku, or just make one up.
Personally I only started this thread because I thought of one.
Limerick's are fine too.
I'll start.
Commander Shepard
Has too many favorite stores
on the Citadel.