Which weapon would you choose if you were randomly dropped into ANY game world?
Pistol (Halo: Combat Evolved)
12.5% (35)
12.5% (35)
Crowbar (Half Life)
2.9% (8)
2.9% (8)
Plasma Cutter (Deadspace)
7.1% (20)
7.1% (20)
Umbra (Oblivion)
4.6% (13)
4.6% (13)
Fat Man (Fallout)
5.4% (15)
5.4% (15)
The Portal Gun (Portal)
48.2% (135)
48.2% (135)
The Wrench (Bioshock)
1.8% (5)
1.8% (5)
You forgot to mention the ______, NERD!
16.8% (47)
16.8% (47)
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Poll: Which weapon would you choose?

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I like asking these questions, so i'm going to ask more.

What weapon would you choose to be at your side, during ANY endeavour in ANY game world?

Let's face it, sure, you could take over the world using the Half-Life crowbar. But i'm sure that not all of you would want to take over the world. What use would it be for the Minecraft Player, because, despite the crow bar being handy, the man needs a pick. What good is Umbra to Mario. What good is the Portal Gun to Isaac? Hell, what good is the Halo Pistol to FARMVILLE??? (That may be a bit over the top, but whatever).

What weapon would you choose for, hey, even the game you're playing right now. I just finished playing Mass Effect 3, and would have LOVED to have a Fat Man. Currently playing Minecraft, and I want a god damn wrench! Also, the Plasma Cutter would have been a nice touch in Eye: Divine Cybermancy!

THINK AND CHOOSE WELL!

Fat Man .... how is that in any doubt?

What better way to be equipped to take on anything than with portable mini nukes?

1400mm heavy ion blaster from Eve.

I'll take the RYNO V from Ratchet and Clank: A Crack in Time thank you.

Minigun + rocket launcher + 1812 Overture = Personal safety.

Portal Gun.

Fire one portal over environmental hazard.

Fire other portal under enemy.

Win.

Lightsaber. Always a lightsaber.

My fists.

From that selection, the pistol from Halo. I got pretty good with that in game, and technically I would still be in game.

But given the choice, something from Space Marine. I don't know, either bolt pistol or power sword. Does it really matter what you take from there, gets the job done.

I can think of a lot more game worlds where I'd need an OTT weapon than to be all peaceful and cuddly.

The pistol is only good for killing things and requires a supply of ammo.
The crowbar is just a crowbar. I can get one anywhere.
The plasma cutter could actually be useful as something other than a weapon, but it still needs ammo.
The Fat Man is way to indiscriminate and I doubt I'd even be able to carry it.
The wrench: see crowbar
The portal gun doesn't work on any surface not smeared with moon dust.

...

I'm overthinking this.

Biotics from mass effect, awwww yeah!

Captcha is: Mickey finn. Heard of him? NO BEVCAUSE HE DIED WITHOUT ANY BIOTICS!!!!

A Pistol was my first thought before enetering the thread and you had it there :)
Yeah, I like hand guns, never fired a real one, but I will someday that's for sure.

I think the Portal gun, because cursed swords are a: cursed, and b: I don't know how to fight with swords if my enemies have guns (or swords), and portable nukes seem a bit...overcompensatiing. For the rest, they are guns that need ammo, and I can use the portal gun for other things than killing.

Portal gun, assuming it would work in our universe without moon paint or whatever.
Also I'd need the funky momentum cancelling boots so i don't die every time i fall through a portal.

Wait wait wait, the Portal gun only works on very specific surfaces, making it essentially useless in almost all game worlds. The plasma cutter on the other hand.....

Wolfgang Ravenna:
I like asking these questions, so i'm going to ask more.

What weapon would you choose to be at your side, during ANY endeavour in ANY game world?

Let's face it, sure, you could take over the world using the Half-Life crowbar. But i'm sure that not all of you would want to take over the world. What use would it be for the Minecraft Player, because, despite the crow bar being handy, the man needs a pick. What good is Umbra to Mario. What good is the Portal Gun to Isaac? Hell, what good is the Halo Pistol to FARMVILLE??? (That may be a bit over the top, but whatever).

What weapon would you choose for, hey, even the game you're playing right now. I just finished playing Mass Effect 3, and would have LOVED to have a Fat Man. Currently playing Minecraft, and I want a god damn wrench! Also, the Plasma Cutter would have been a nice touch in Eye: Divine Cybermancy!

THINK AND CHOOSE WELL!

I've got three wrenches in MineCraft. :P They don't make for good weapons tho.
Even though I love Cyber-punky stuff, I could never get over EYE's maps. They look like some of the creations you'd find in some of the earliest Half-Life mods. Can't believe I payed for that crap!

On topic... Plasma Cutter I bought nothing else my first run of Dead Space. It's offensive, unlike the portal gun... And I can't be caught in the blast, unlike the mini-nukes the Fat Man fires.

If I could choose ANY Weapon from ANY Game to always and forever be by my side in every game? This is still a difficult choice but Killing Floor's SCARMK17 would be my choice. It's extremely versatile, and only limited by it's small magazine size. It's very effective up close, and far away, and the mags are physically small too, so I can carry a healthy amount of ammunition. No point in bringing it though, if I can't look down the scope, and switch between semi-and full auto.

A bolter of course.

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It's a .998 assault rifle. The bolts it fires are self-propelled, exploding, tank-piercing. Could you ask for anything else?

The Tsubaki Mk II from No More Heroes, aka the "four-in-one lightsaber". It may not always be the most practical choice, but who needs substance when you have style? :)~

Railgun!
RAILGUN!
RAILGUN!
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(I did a google image search to find this picture... can someone please tell me what Japanese school girls have to do with railguns? Is this one of these "April Jokes" I hear so much about?)

I'd have to say the portal gun. It doesn't need ammo, and has any number of practical uses. It would also be handy enough as a weapon :)

A hotshot lasgun, for when you absolutely, positively need to kill every motherfucker in the galaxy.
Can cut through any armor? Check!
Plenty of ammo? It uses powercells, check!
Maintenance? If trained, it's easy, check!
Rate of fire? Don't make me blush, check!
Damage caused? Lasguns used on humans sear off limbs in instant, check!

Perfection? Check.

easy my weapon of choice would be chuck norris's lolcat.. i win

The Chicago Typewriter from RE:4. I mean, infinite ammo and the ability to throw my hat? That or the Infinite Launcher also from RE:4.

I was going to say the Fat Man, but do I really want to radiate myself?

I'm going to bend the rules a little here and say that I'd most like to have a popit.

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Literally infinite creative potential at my fingertips. I could use it to save and recall anything I liked. Copy a car, place it 50 times. Want money? Can create unlimited piles of gold.

As for it being a weapon? Please, I can build any weapon I like with it.

if the portal gun could fire on any surface and id also have the boots, yea, why would you want anything else

The Halo pistol is a handheld device of doom, destruction and murder so I'll have to go with that.
Although, the Alien Blaster is pretty close. That thing is so ridiculously overpowered.

Does a Thresher Maw count as a weapon?

Gravity Gun from Half-Life 2.

Why do people keep forgetting this on these lists?

Da Orky Man:
A bolter of course.

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It's a .998 assault rifle. The bolts it fires are self-propelled, exploding, tank-piercing. Could you ask for anything else?

woudnt you break your arm from firing that thing?

OT: lightsaber because its awesome.

The Portal Gun nuff said.

Also what is the difference between the crowbar in Half Life compared to a real life crowbar other than it was held by Gorden Freeman? I suppose it wouldn't get dented comapare to the real one so would it invincible?

My choice would be a WH40K plasma gun, nothing says "goodbye punk/wall/inanimate object" quite like it! Broiling plasma ftw.

I'd like Umbra. Realistically, the Halo Combat Evolved pistol would be more effective.

If strength, pain and legalities weren't an issue, something from the 41st millenium. Like a splinter rifle :P

I love that most people chose the portal gun when it would be the most useless because nothing in any other world is covered in moon rock paint.

I'll take a melta gun.

A lasgun, off course!

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More powerful then a modern assault rifle, no kickback, lots and lots of ammo, cartridges that refuel themselves when exposed to light and heat (You can even throw them in the fire for a quick recharge, but it damages the cartridge if you're unlucky). Cheap, easy to manufacture, few moving parts, virtually no jams, simply a perfect weapon.

40K being 40K, it is one of the weakest weapons in the setting. Gotta love 40K.

For the more badass amongst us, there's also a pistol variant, so you can also wield one of the ridiculous overpowered close combat weapons from the setting, like a powerfist (Doubles the baste strenght of it's wielder, think a fist strong enough to punch through a tankhul), powerweapons (Lightsabres, only more Grimdark), or my favorite, the chainsword, a swordchainsaw, like this guy is wielding:

Off the top of my head, a gunblade.
To clarify, Seifer's kind of gunblade, because it's lighter.

I would normally vote Plasma Cutter or Fat Man, but you've given me the option to select my own weapon...

in that case - The HMWA Master Assault Rifle mk. X from Mass Effect. Incredibly accurate even at long ranges and capable of modification to the point of infinite ammo, it is literally the gun that can be fired all day long! Even without modification the gun doesn't run out of ammo (due to the nature of Mass Effect weaponry) and the HMWA Master has incredibly sophisticated heat sinks and shock absorbers, allowing an enormous amount of shots with minimal kick. Truly it is the first - and last - gun every soldier needs.

Ammo mods include Incendiary, Tungsten, Explosive, 'Shredder' and Cryo rounds.

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