I'm going to fall twelve feet to the ground and instantly die upon impact, despite my completely being fine and in perfect health immediately prior to this.
F*cking Skyrim fall detection...@$^*#$%^*$#!!
Shot once in the chest with a shotgun by a mook from about a foot away, and about five times in the thighs by another with a pistol six feet away.
L.A. Noire ~ those streets are mean.....As the man says, "A black pool opened up at my feet. I dived in. It had no bottom."
The Shotgun would suck the most technically, but those pistol rounds at crotch height? Thems be worrying.....
In a massively modded out version of minecraft (latest yog box) I defeated the denizens of a large pirate galleon when I decided to leave my last save before I left atop the mighty crows nest, turns out at the top of the crows nest was an elite sworsman hiding away. He instantkilled me sending my body plummeting down the length of the mast.
Oh gods im in Penzance, the homeland of pirates! Its actually going to happen! Only good news is, im gonna defeat pirates!
Standing in Sunlight. Was playing Vampire the Masquerade: Redemption. But this means I'll be turned into a vampire first, right? That's not so bad.
But how would I get hit by a Spinfusor?
So, I'll hear a rustle behind me while I'm digging an expansion to my garden, a "Sssssssss", and then the last thing I'll feel is an explosion?
At least there's only a moment of dread, thoroughly mixed with that "awww, crap" feeling.
I'm going to get stabbed in the gut while trying to chainsaw a taxidermist/murderer's testicles off.
Heavy Rain. It makes sense in context.
On a completely unrelated note, I just saw a youtube ad for post-it notes (no pun intended).
Well, seeing as you can't die in Madden, I suppose I'm going to be derezzed while trying to do a wall run, probably to show off to some hot female programs...
I'm going to die from jumping off of a castle.
(I was playing Mount and Blade Warband and I forgot I was on a higher difficulty, I thought I would survive the drop).
Missed a jump in Mirror's Edge and fell through a wall. Into nothing.
Does that mean I'm going to break through the Matrix?
I'm going to be killed by salt! Damn you Super Meat Boy!
I got a banshee's arm through my stomach...
THIS HURTS YOU!!
Phantasy Star IV - a giant sandworm's earthquake attack.
I was playing Saints Row the Third's Whored mode, and was beaten to death by a group of prostitutes wielding giant purple dildos.
This is quite awkward.
Last time I died in a game...hmm... I got sat on by the Gaping Dragon in Dark Souls...
Deus Ex: Human Resources.
I will get killed by an augmented mercenary.
I'll be looking for sappers on my phone.
Torn apart and eaten by The Gonarch.
Surprise buttseck'd by a mad(man?) with a flamethrower in TF2.
great....Hacked to pieces by necromorphs. god damn it.
slowly bleeding to death after Vamp threw a knife at me in MGS2, not great, being a blonde pansy at the same time...WORST DEATH EVER!!!
I'm going to be blown up by a succession of invisible yet colorful humanoid demon things who explode on contact while laughing maniacally.
Later on, a black guy with a white suit and briefcase will come by, pick up what's left of my remains in a paper bag, and bring me back to life through a television set that looks like it came from the 70's.
Killer7 is a weird game.
i drove a car off a cliff in just cause 2
Getting hit by an electric Jellyfish in Lord Jabu-Jabu's belly... huh...
Getting hit by a Jet after bailing out of mine in Battle Field 3
Left for Dead 2, smashed by a tank.
So I'm gonna die while fighting a Fallen angel/Devil-esque lord of Hell while wielding an 8-foot, soul-eating blade of pure chaos, managing to equal him move for move, but for one mistake?
I can live with that if the rest of the game is included.
(Darksiders, by the way)
I died saving the universe from the Reapers.
Not as painful as the forums have been the past month.
Dude, if thats the actual ending to Mass Effect 3, screw you sir. I just started playing it. Thanks a bunch man, thanks a goddamn bunch.
I die by being bitch slapped by one of the hunters from prototype.
I don't know specifically, but shot in Tribes: Ascend in someway, probably whilst playing as a Doombringer.
An arrow will hit me throgh the eye, shoving my eye through the skull, breaking the skull, bruising the brain and killing me.
Guess what I have been playing.
I'm going to choke to death on poison spores shot at me by a walking fungus.
Legend of Grimrock is so much fun!
I was shot to death by a Blue Suns mercenary in Mass Effect 2. I guess those laser guns will burn quite a bit. >_>
Hit by a deamon hammer in Space Marine multiplayer after getting a triple kill
I got blown apart by a grenade in Terraria, I wasn't even trying to kill and enemy, I was trying to kill a rabbit. -_-'
Not the best death.