The last game you played...

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Imagine this, the last game you played, now imagine that you would live for the rest of your life in its universe.

Now I would finish this post but im too busy killing Orks with my bolt-gun.

I'd get to be a ninja assassin in feudal Japan, jumping across rooftops and staining the streets with the blood of my lord's enemies. (Tenchu Z)

my life expectance is around 5 minutes.. world of tanks. i guess you would have steady work being a fencing contractor in that universe

Oh god . I am playing hyperdimension neptunia . I have no idea how that would work . I am living in game industry , a world ruled by the xbox 360 ,wii and playstation 3 (they are represented as 3 godessess).I guess i would live on the xbox360 land ( leanbox) because green heart is so hot .

Dem' sexy blue aliens.... heck yessss!!

Assuming this is before the reaper invasion, right?

After investigating an alleged den of Bloodsuckers, I don't think I'll be able to last more than a few weeks living in The Zone before I shoot myself in the head.

Napoleonic era Europe. Well, that's not so terrible, I guess. As long as I'm a member of the nobility, or at least a merchant. Sure beats the boring as shit lives people have in the game I played before that, Skyrim.

I probably get shot in the back by a man who had unexpectedly set camp just behind some boxes in a Paris alleyway. This man then proceeds to touch my face repeatedly with his scrotum while screaming gibberish in a surprisingly high pitched voice. I must have angered him somehow...

I'd be a serf in the Witcher universe, whining piteously as I was devoured by Fleders. The local Witcher would be too busy banging a barmaid to help out.

Garrus would have put a hole in my head because of a miscalibration on my end.


Pokemon White.

Take off your nostalgia glasses mother fuckers, because Pokemon White and Black are the best in the series. Don't like more strategy, well then eat a bag of penises, boosh.

Arcanum so I would probably be practicing my destructive magic once I learn fire blast,harm, disintegrate and reach level 30 no one would be able to stop me.

Now just have to learn temporal fugus, teleportaion max haggle, dex, willpower and dodge and I would break that universe.

call of duty MP so i will spend the rest of my life being killed, teabagged, resawning, repeat (id probably just go camp, I cant compete with the cod solders, they run super fast, have dealy accuracy even when firing 1 automatic weapon in each hand and can take several bullets before they die) but its okay because the universe will collapse in 10 minutes when the game end's

Hmmm... so I'd spend the rest of my life in a ruined city scavenging for supplies, fighting thugs and looking for my family?

No thanks.


You may want to change that to something informative, bumping isn't looked upon too highly here if I recall.

Anyway, I'd be making loads of different combo weapons including fire axes mixed with hammers and leaf blowers with "massagers". However, I do also have to deal with psychopaths and escort survivors, so it's not all fun and games.

I'd be off to steal a car and beat someone to death with a giant dildo bat.

Goddamit, I don't wanna live in the Capital Wasteland! D:


That doesn't count. I pick The Old Republic. That was the last game I played. I know Eternalnothingness would be in heaven, but FUCK THAT SHIT I am not subjecting myself to that torture.

So Star Wars, yea....wouldn't be that bad. I would probably be a smuggler/pirate type who occasionally works for the republic.

The universe would collapse every time I went for a swim.
Fuck you, Bethesda. Updates are supposed to fix bugs, not make my game crash whenever my character so much as touches water.

Sirron Kcuch:
Goddamit, I don't wanna live in the Capital Wasteland! D:

You think you've got it bad, I get to live in Demon's Souls. I'm never going to leave the Nexus. :S

I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Pokemon, its you and me
I know it?s my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon, a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

....I love my new life.

Saint's Row 2. I think that I would probably hate living in that universe. If I'm just some random citizen or low ranking gang member I think my existence would be horrendous and short. If I was the player character I would probably be constantly be fearing my own assassination, and being infuriated with the people around me and their musical tastes. It's still fun as a game, but I wouldn't want to live in it.

Doom 3? Ouch.

Xenoblade Chronicles. Awkward combat menu aside, I'm liking what I see... with one exception.

The stuff that happened at colony 9 at the start. Yeah, FF VII made it popular, but allowing me to level up and equip a character that doesn't even survive the prologue seems kind of dickish. It's too soon in the story to have an emotional impact on the player. I'ts just irritating.

Oh crap. I'm in Lordran, surrounded by a group of near nutjobs who are going to become Hollow any day now.

Awesome, Deus Ex Human Revolution. Post-cyberpunk, my favorite genre!

......Oh fuck me....

Yeah, nice knowing you guys, I'll be heading to Anor Londo. Don't expect to hear from me ever again.

Blazblue Universe.
Meh, I guess I would have ended up as a clerk in one of the NOL branches or something, not one of the badass fighters.

Better get my scarf ready, I'm gonna be in the world of Journey. I can't help but feel my life might be empty if all I can do is go up a mountain for the rest of my life, oh well at least I'm living somewhere pretty.

then I am probably an innocent civilian standing around not noticing the strange bald man who seems to change clothes so damn much.


Now I would finish this post but im too busy killing Orks with my bolt-gun.

is that orcs must die?

Zelda: Wind Waker... Sweet!

I guess it would take som time getting used to my cell-shaded reflection in the mirror though.

Hm, honestly, I could think of worse places to live than Hyrule. In fact, compared to some of the other posts here; I lucked out. lol

plants vrs zombies.. it's a zombie apocalypse. it could be fun though. those zombies are the slowest, most fragile zombies i've ever seen in any medium.

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