Which game would you least like to find yourself in?

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We have all played games that scared us or horrified us, but which game if you found yourself in the circumstances of would you not have what it takes to win?

For me it is Dead Space. After about ten minutes into that situation I think I would have turned the plasma cutter on myself after telling the people barking orders at me to take a long walk out a short airlock.

Resident Evil 1.

I'll take my chances with the dogs out front, thank you very much.

Geometry Wars.

I'm composed of way too many shapes; I'd just be a target.

Fallout 3, i hate Giant Bugs ;.;

but i wouldn't go down without a fight

Dead Souls. You get cursed with undeath and get to die horribly over and over with nothing to look forward to but losing your mind and going hollow. I would be sitting there moping alongside the crestfallen warrior.

Trezu:
Fallout 3, i hate Giant Bugs ;.;

but i wouldn't go down without a fight

yep. I hate radscopions and I hate mirelurks.

Bubsy 3D, It's like some sort of gamer hell or something. What you see in this video is the entirety of the gameplay. Silent Hill > Bubsy 3D.

I was going to say any given call of duty...but I would love to have a healing factor. So I'm going to go with Silent Hill. Not Silent Hill 1 but the town of Silent Hill since it changes what it is depending on who's there so...it would be a horrible, horrible trip. Zombies I can deal with but...Silent Hill...no.

WAIT I GOT A BETTER ONE!

...

The Sims.

Mass Effect 3's ending.

Majesty (the original one) because I would never sign up to be a hero so I would just be a simple peasant and peasants have to rely on idiot heroes to defend them from the massive ratman that jump out of the sewers and the trolls that spawn out of the ether because a marketplace is actually succeeding. Effing 99%.

I am going to go with Prototype, that would be terrible, especially if you worked for Gentek or Blackwatch...

Silent hill

Because when was the last time a protagonist walked out of there safe and sound?

Warhammer 40K, you're pretty much guaranteed to die.

Minecraft. I great big desolate world where you are all alone except for brain dead Testificates and brain dead zombies. Sure you can get a pet wolf and cat but I would lack the human attention that I would need and every night I have to undergo having to deal with the undead and all other evil creatures.

Pokemon and Fable are the most passive gaming universes I've ever seen that I would be even remotely living in. Everything else is just filled with too many ways to fuck me up.

I would have said silent hill but that was already said . So i'll go with skyrim . Just because i could be going on my daily duties , maybe spend sometime with the wife i and kids ... Then suddenly DRAGON.

Any of the Silent Hill games. I would hate to see my inner demons to manifest in such a twisted and creepy way.

dark descent anyone?

Dark Souls

I'd probably have about 2 minutes before I'd end up stuck between some twisted demon's teeth.

Casual Shinji:
Dark Souls

I'd probably have about 2 minutes before I'd end up stuck between some twisted demon's teeth.

damn ninja'd

Oregon Trail. Demons, I can handle. Measles, Dysentery, Typhoid, Cholera, broken legs, dying oxen...nope, don't think I have it in me to get through all those.

Probably F.E.A.R. After two of those Alma sightings with the static coming over the comms and I'd be huddled in a corner with my eyes closed trying to keep my sanity.

Amnesia, I would not survive any encounter with my sanity intact.

ThePenguinKnight:
Warhammer 40K, you're pretty much guaranteed to die.

This. You aren't just guaranteed to die, but you'll likely die a slow, horrifically painful death as Dark Eldar remove your skin piece by piece over a few years, or Chaos tearing open your ribcage and mounting you on a tank, while you're still alive, or the3 Imperium 'interrogating' you, then lobotomising you.
Need I go on?

Halo, when you're not being but raped by aliens, you're being infected by the flood, and being turned into space zombies... it just looks painful...

Does it have to be horror? Or can my answer be "anything that involves killing large numbers of foreigners and/or aliens from a first or third person view."

Demon souls would suck but with the whole not actually being able to die you could just train untill you were good enough to win, dead space would be bad cuz necromorphs are fast and can mutate people faster than you can shit yourself. A tombraider prince of Persia game with lots of athletics would suck for me cuz I'm not very fit so probably wouldn't make it out alive. God of war would suck too as you just know kratos would murder you for health orbs.

The clear answer here is Amnesia. My god I wouldn't survive a minute...

That or Tetris. I means seriously, I really wouldn't want to spend my life desperately avoiding blocks that are falling from the sky at an slowly increasing pace. Or I could be one of the blocks. Fall, fall, fall, fall.

Minecraft. Even if the monsters didn't get me, the isolation and unrelenting hostility of the world would drive me insane eventually. It's almost Lovecraftian.

Scorekeeper:
Mass Effect 3's ending.

Yeah, being shot by a big laser beam would really hurt. I doubt I'd be able to go on and fight Marauder Shields after that.

I would probably say any of the Uncharted games due to the fact that I am really unfit, I would come up to the first big jump and fall to my death.

Juiced 2: Hot Import Nights

Yes. I picked a racing game with hot women but there's a catch. I'm a great driver and the driving mechanics to that game just suck so I would die rather soon during the race.

Amnesia, not particular on which one, maybe I'd hate A machine for Pigs more

Silent Hill, I'd probably shit my ass... backwards.
It's like shit scary.

I Wanna Be The Guy.

Where even the fruit can explode you.

Goofguy:
Probably F.E.A.R. After two of those Alma sightings with the static coming over the comms and I'd be huddled in a corner with my eyes closed trying to keep my sanity.

True dat.

Also Silent Hill would propably make me scream like a little girl.

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