Which game would you least like to find yourself in?

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drakengard...i'd be lucky to last over 5 seconds in THAT games world: If the soldiers in the war don't skewer me, i'll end up as monster or dragon chow. And on the OFF chance i survive that...i'll likely get eaten by a giant baby.

Trials Evolution... you are going to DIE no matter what! Almost everything is out to get you.

All of them.

I would die so hard in every game ever invented :(

Fallout, F.E.A.R., RE, Dead Rising, L4D, GTA, Minecraft, Twisted Metal, Resistance, God of War, Gears of War, Halo, Mass Effect, Mortal Kombat, Amnesia, Condemned, Carmageddon, Silent Hill, Dead Island, Saint's Row, Alan Wake, S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

Just to name a few.

Any Warhammer game.

left 4 dead, fast zombies AND special zombies fuck that i'd shoot myself in the head

The obvious choices are Dark Souls, horror games but...

Katamari Damacy. I am NOT getting rolled up into one of those things...

Warhammer 40k Space Marine, on account of it being in the 40k verse. I know little about the lore, but my best bet would be to kidnap a Navigator, steal a ship, and hightail it to Tau space.

Mirror's Edge. I like to run, but I'm nowhere near that athletic and the government totally sucks. Seems worse than anything we've ever had.

Another one would have to be Superman64. Because there is nothing good about that game's universe.

Pacman:

Stuck in a maze with no exit for eternity forced to run for your life from malevolent spirits. The game essentially doesn't end until you die or until it runs out of memory.

Edit:

Christopher N:
The obvious choices are Dark Souls, horror games but...

Katamari Damacy. I am NOT getting rolled up into one of those things...

Me: That's strange whenever I roll up these people they are always flailing around in the Katamari. It doesn't look like their moving now though, I wonder if... oh... s***.

Edit2: Spelled Pacman with a K (packman?)

Diablo 1.

Pacman, asteroids, or Nazi zombies because the only possible outcome is death with no possible end. Or any game that takes place in a prison.

Nethack. I haven't been able to get a single character deeper than level 6, and I've had a few die in the first room, let alone the first level. I wouldn't last long at all if it was me and not, say, an Orc barbarian.

ThePenguinKnight:
Warhammer 40K, you're pretty much guaranteed to die.

^This. Nothing says expendable like a leader who shoots his own men, who are cannon fodder.
Or STALKER--I'd die upon the first bandit encounter. And then Amnesia, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, and all those horror games... /lifequit.

any barbie game ever

kTrmnatr:
Tetris: Death by slowly descending shapes. Worst way to go IMO.

This is much funnier than the escapist gave you credit for. Gold star.

Any of the Rock Star games Universes. Unless I am friends with the protagonists, I'm usually fodder.

Moonlight Butterfly:
Bubsy 3D, It's like some sort of gamer hell or something. What you see in this video is the entirety of the gameplay. Silent Hill > Bubsy 3D.

T-that voice. My ears...
I think I'll go lie down.

OT: Any tentacle hentai game. /thread(except maybe for Warhammer)

Audiosurf... Imagine going that fast through a track and getting bumped into colored blocks all the while listening to people's crappy music..

Silent Hill hands down. There are very few reasons I'd try to make my way through it. If I couldnt leave, I'd shoot myself immediately.

solemnwar:
All of them.

I would die so hard in every game ever invented :(

I haven't played it so I'm just guessing by what Ive seen - but what about Flower? =P

The Saw games. I haven`t played any yet but if they are like the movies i don`t want to be a part in them.

Bioshock, deadspace, left 4 dead, silent hill

I would shit my pants and die or die from shitting my pants

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